Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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i’m starting a collection
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
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Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes
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This is one of the most insane ratios I’ve ever seen
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me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown
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Just wasted another day doing absolutely nothing
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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer
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{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}
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