the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

At some point, Clark's journalistic integrity means he's going to have to pull himself off all pieces relating to Bruce Wayne, even the fluffy ones. Yes, Chief, he knows it's just meant to be a puff piece, but Bruce came to his wedding, of course there will be accusations of bias!

But you can't just send anyone to interview Bruce Wayne, Clark wouldn't do that to his friend Bruce or to the people he works with. He thinks he's doing them both a favor when he suggests that Perry send Jimmy instead. The kid could use the practice with a higher profile piece like this that's still pretty low risk, Bruce won't eviscerate him or anything.

Except Jimmy is a junior reporter with Something to Prove and he firmly believes that all billionaires are bastards, even ones that befriend Lois and CK, and he's a junior reporter from Lex Luthor's hometown. So yeah, maybe he does a lot more prepwork than anyone expected him to do. Like a lot a lot. And maybe he didn't find anything incriminating but he did find things that didn't wholly make sense. And maybe it still bothers him that his two favorite coworkers, the uncorruptible Kent and Lane, do count this guy as friends and he can't explain why.

So maybe junior reporter Jimmy Olsen is on high alert in what's supposed to be a softball interview and maybe he has a lot swirling in his subconscious and maybe Clark Kent doesn't befriend idiots because he's halfway through asking Bruce Wayne, Gotham's beloved airhead son, a question about his charity work when what his handheld recorder catches it

Can you tell me more about your charitable donations to—OHMYGODYOUREBATMAN

“Kissing all those ladies at your fundraisers is good practice, huh?”

“…You already knew?”

“Obviously, darling.”

playing around with my designs for these idiots!

if batman were a 90s anime

(reference under the cut)

that’s quite the introduction, J

(line from The Man Who Stopped Laughing (2022) #1)

I shall make something more high effort with these two

diversity win…. this gay couple want each other DEAD!!!

some size diff batjokes in vain of quenching my undying thirst

i think i’ve got an odd thing for 50s batjokes… will elaborate

I love one clownfucker-in-denial and his name is Bruce Wayne

a lot of you seem to love my joker and batsy art.. here’s one of my fav! Batjokes in leyendecker style! (And yes IT IS robert pattinson’s batman :))

vigilante ending, take II

apparently in the arkham city clayface fight, if batman takes damage, joker's bpm will rise and he will become nervous.

much to think about

Day 23 of daily batjokes:

Text from above written below:

Batman: "...So I'm keeping you with me until this gets sorted out."

Joker: "we're moving IN together?!? Thats a big step. I'm not sure we're ready."

Every fucking night

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

Gotham by Night Light

From Art of The Batman