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Imagine one day the Batkids are talking about how Too Sweet is about Bruce and his past loves, only for Clark to say,
"Actually, Bruce hates whiskey, and he likes his coffee with 7 sugars and milk not black and Hell, i'd be ecstatic if he went to bed at 3. The man doesn't sleep. I'll take 3am over never."
And that's how the kids find out they're dating.
#dick: 'why didnt you tell us!' bruce: 'clark has been sharing a room with me for 3 years i didnt think i needed to state the obvious'#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#batfam
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Clark: Why do I always miss the gossip missions?
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Batman turn into lil bat when stressed =]
Inspired by this tweet: https://x.com/ditto_chan/status/1761638915746717745?s=61&t=5-0Mp44ghrr4i7X3iQEVmw
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Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.
He is, however, very opinionated.
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reunion
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watchtower meeting
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i was rereading @fabula-unica's fic and the epilogue scene caught my attention, where bruce and clark are hiding in the wine racks, and my brain combined that with clark realizing way earlier that dinah and ollie were spying on them
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shitty superbat comic tuesday innit
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shitty superbat comic tuesday innit
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peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:
damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.
jason: what?
damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)
jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??
damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.
jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.
damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.
bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny
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Bruce's PR team doing their best to mitigate gay rumours after Bruce was spotted kissing a 'mysterious man' at a gala (it was Clark.)
Only for Bruce to retweet a Superman thirst trap the next day, adding 'I'd suck his dick so hard he'd forget where Metropolis even was.'
The public and press quickly forget about the mystery man and instead jump whole heartedly onto the 'Bruce Wayne wants to suck Superman's dick' train.
Bruce's PR team are weeping into their morning coffees the next day whilst Bruce just grins because the gay thing wasn't what bothered him about the situation, it was that Clark's privacy was at risk and as far as he's concerned, the issue is now solved.
Sure, Superman now has to deal with random civilians asking him if he's seen the tweet, but, you win some you lose some.
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When ur a poor farmer who gets hired by a mysterious rich family to care for their castle’s garden, and u finally get to see the absolute dilf of a vamp the father is
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if I’m watching Gotham Knights thirst edits on tiktok then so are you
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Really, Dick?
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Some doodles of my favorite dork, Dick Grayson. (Before you say anything I just like him with brown eyes, ok :3 )
Also you know he'd wear a workout crop top I need this DLC in Gotham Knights pls
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SUPERSHARK!! 🦈👽
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Bruce's PR team doing their best to mitigate gay rumours after Bruce was spotted kissing a 'mysterious man' at a gala (it was Clark.)
Only for Bruce to retweet a Superman thirst trap the next day, adding 'I'd suck his dick so hard he'd forget where Metropolis even was.'
The public and press quickly forget about the mystery man and instead jump whole heartedly onto the 'Bruce Wayne wants to suck Superman's dick' train.
Bruce's PR team are weeping into their morning coffees the next day whilst Bruce just grins because the gay thing wasn't what bothered him about the situation, it was that Clark's privacy was at risk and as far as he's concerned, the issue is now solved.
Sure, Superman now has to deal with random civilians asking him if he's seen the tweet, but, you win some you lose some.
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