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batfam-my-beloved · 1 month
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bring your kid to work day 
★bonus:  he’s impressed 
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batfam-my-beloved · 4 months
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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batfam-my-beloved · 4 months
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
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throw the man a bone batman geez
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batfam-my-beloved · 4 months
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"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"
(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)
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batfam-my-beloved · 8 months
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The Gotham gangs all pigeonhole Red Hood as a guns guy, so they think they’ve won when they corner him during a firefight and he finally — finally — runs out of ammo.
Jason just shrugs, flips his pistols around in his hands, and starts using them as clubs until he loses them and reverts to straight-out, Gotham-dirty brawling as the goons suddenly realize that, yeah, this 6’4 260 lb freak was trained by Batman “the teeth obliterator” himself.
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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i'm just gonna post these here
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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Paper batbros
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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idk what to say
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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Big bat does not let his Robin being friend with Kid Flash
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But we know how it will end
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If someone made it before me I'm sorry pls don't kill me!!!!
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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Au where the justice league doesn’t know Batman is basically just regular human and his kids decide to spread rumors about him and their family to other heroes. And they just decided they were going to make their family sound like borderline Etheridge abominations. They didn’t even have a meeting a about it one of them just heard some rumors and the rest of them started playing a game of “yes and…” that’s lasted way too long.
Green lantern: why is spooky in such a bad mood all the time
Night wing: if you had layed as many eggs as he had you’d probably always being a bad mood too
Green lantern: W H A T
Night wing: yeah where else did you think he got this many kids?
Signal: yeah unlike most of my family who was hatched I actually was the original Bat-signal but a wizard turned me into a human and Batman adopted me since I was already on the clock helping everyone anyway
Flash: he just… adopted a sentient light?
Signal: i geuss technically by the letter of the law I’m his foster kid but yeah
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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Bruce Wayne’s son privilege.
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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after battle hug is the best hug
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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my take on batbros: they should hug
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batfam-my-beloved · 10 months
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sleepy birbs 💤
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batfam-my-beloved · 11 months
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Bruce giving Jason piggybacks hurts my heart me in a way I can’t explain it.
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batfam-my-beloved · 11 months
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THE BEST ROBIN PERHAPS???
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