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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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What a beautiful glub!
glubby?
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A Glub in all his glory
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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It’s Tuesday folks!
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Awwww they’re so cute! Look at Mic’s pins!!! And his patch, awwww! Lol Aizawa is pouting, bless his heart! They’re so sweet!
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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What if he carried all of the sides? Virgil vibes with it, Janus acts all aloof but secretly likes it, Patton occasionally likes it, Logan does not like it, and Roman can and will scream and kick if Remus even tries to pick him up (though Remus does it anyway to annoy him).
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Idk, I just have a strong feeling Virgil has Remus carry him everywhere.
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Cereal is soup.
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I'm gonna say it right now and if you disagree you're wrong.
Cereal is soup
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Guys, please if you are out there.
Do not eat expired fun dip. Specifically the powder.
It’s awful. Just save yourself the grief and curiosity.
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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I had a wonderful idea of telling you guys my favorite portrayal of DSMP characters in fanfiction. I have no clue why I have not done this sooner, because this is the best idea I’ve ever had.
For my first post, I’ll start with the bench trio- Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo.
For Tommy I’d say it’s actually a series of works. The Ao3 user lockergirl has a series titled “Blood Brothers (Blood God! Tommy AU) and it’s amazing! I feel like it embodies him very well, and it’s definitely an entertaining read.
For a runner up I had to add Valley of Serenity by Interjection on Ao3. I haven’t finished the story yet, but so far I am loving the Tommy in it!
For Tubbo my favorite depiction of him is from fuglychan’s story “hero and villain duet” on Ao3. Absolutely amazing, I love how unhinged he is. Also his powers are so broken and he’s so op, it gives off the same energy Tubbo has when he revealed his nukes. Never change Tubbo, never change.
On that note, the runner up is AdrianaintheSnow’s fanfiction “One More Step Out of the Pit” on Ao3. I just love the idea of Tubbo going batshit insane for Tommy, and I don’t think I could say a bad word about this fic ever. The only reason why it’s the runner up is because I couldn’t choose between the two Fanfictions.
For Ranboo I had a lot of trouble deciding, but I eventually decided on fuglychan’s story “hero and villain duet” on Ao3. I adored the Ranboo in the story, and I liked his chemistry with the other characters.
Unfortunately I do not have a runner up for him at the moment, but I will hopefully find something in the future!
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Bruce: There’s my little babies!! Do you guys want some cookies?? I love you all so so much!!
Bruce’s children, covered in blood and all holding multiple weapons that are also covered in blood: Yeah!
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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So! I think I should give my thoughts on the finale as a newbie to the fandom. Just as a note, this is talking about all of the characters from the DSMP and not their creators.
1. C!Tommy does not deserve the clout he gets. He is an abused teenager who has been let down by literally every authority figure around him. He deserves so many hugs and so many mugs of hot chocolate.
2. I don’t think C!Tommy forgives C!Dream. At this point, I don’t think he can. What Dream did was horrific. He killed, tormented, and abused a literal child (Tommy is a child I will fight you on this) to the point where he nearly committed suicide. I just think at this point he was stalling for time. Maybe, just maybe, he sort of understood Dream’s end goal. But I also think that he saw just how twisted Dream was at this point and decided to just go along with whatever the man had to say. He just had to keep him there, I don’t think he was buddy-buddy with Dream at all.
3. Michael is going to be in season 2. I will riot if he isn’t. Or he is safe and alive with Phil and whoever else isn’t dead. He will see Tubbo and Ranboo again.
4. Screw C!Punz and C!Dream. You know what I mean.
5. C!Tubbo needs a lot of friggin therapy and I will happily give him the entire world. Same goes for C!Tommy and C!Ranboo.
6. Jack. Just- Jack. Why? Why would you break me this way?
7. I need to say this for those in the back, Tommy should never have been put in this situation.
8. Whoever gave Tubbo nukes we need to have a talk. Also, Tubbo, my friend, what the heck? I mean, I’m guessing he got them from his days being the president, but I’m not up to date on that info so I may be wrong? I mean, if he got them as a sense of security then I’m all for it. He deserves to feel safe. But. Buddy. That’s, uh, that’s a pretty large nuke you had there. I don’t know about your nuke, but typically the bigger your nuke is, the bigger the explosion is. I don’t think the SMP was going to survive even just one of them.
9. You know what, I really didn’t appreciate Dream and Punz going all Thanos philosophy on Tommy and Tubbo. They were all like “oh we revived all these people and we gotta kill all these people”. You know what would’ve kept all this from happening? Not bloody manipulating, killing, and reviving people. Have mercy it’s so easy all you have to do is not do it! Get a hobby, like knitting. Don’t go around screwing with life and death. Also you really don’t have to kill everyone. What’s the point of that anyway? I mean I get it if the egg had popped up because of revival shenanigans, but I think it was there before anyone was revived? Except maybe Sam, but I don’t know if Dream knows about that. But yeah, a lot of shaky logic there.
10. Where are all the non-psychotic adults during this? I’m being genuine here, where are they? Except Wilbur, who I know went off to Utah, where is everyone?
11. Not about the finale, but C!Schlatt deserved worse and that’s all I’m going to say on that for now.
12. Overall, I have come to the conclusion that Tubbo, Tommy, Michael, and Ranboo deserve the entire world and a lot of therapy. Dream and Punz deserve the nuke. Also Quackity is just really cool I like him.
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Omg this one got me. Absolutely hilarious, I am both rolling and sobbing from this.
I have only been in fandom for a week, but have mercy if it hasn’t been a roller coaster of a week.
Mexican dream better be preparing cause his party's about to become a rave
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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So I might be becoming a Dream SMP blog. Dang, I just watched the finale and I am ready to cry. Tommy and Tubbo deserved better.
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Hello, this is, once again, not a Batman post (sorry). I actually need help finding something! I am looking for a chart or a picture of the entire Minecraft night sky, with all of the stars on it. Please help me, I need it for a potential building project!!! Thanks you guys!!!
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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This is not a DSMP blog, but I’ve gotten into it recently and I have the most horrible amazing idea ever.
Tommy, escaping from Logstedshire, finds a mysterious house far away from everything else. In this house he finds Mumza, and in Mumza he finds a home. He laughs with her, he cries with her, and he heals with her. There’s so much fluff and love and he stays with her, finally happy and free.
It’s during this time that someone, probably Dream or Ghostbur, finds Tommy’s body. He had fallen from the top of the tower and had died on impact. The rest of the SMP begins to realize just how out of control things have gotten, and they begin to mourn a maybe not so dead Tommy.
Featuring Ghost! Tommy, Ghost! Mumza, and a lot of angst and fluff. Let me know if you guys want more of this au!
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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These gremlin children, I swear-
But somehow this is all totally in character for all of them. Especially Jason with the kiwi, and I’m not sure why. But, anyway, absolutely amazing work! Adore this!
Bruce Wayne at WE meetings except every 5 minutes a random Batkid crashes the meeting just to pester Bruce with the most unnecessary stuff.
Bruce, in front of multiple top tier investors: So you'll see the uptick in our city's-
[Dick barging in and dramatically throwing himself over one of the chairs]: OK, so turns out that hoodie you said that I lost 5 years ago was actually stolen by JASON. What do you have to say for yourself?
Bruce, clearly annoyed: Dick, why-
Dick: YOU SAID I WAS THE ONE WHO LOST IT WHEN I KNEW IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME! SO NOW I KNOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE TO THE PILFERING OF MY BELOVED HOODIE.
Bruce:
Dick: I EXPECT APOLOGIES IN THE FORM OF FOOD BOUQUETS!
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Bruce: And I feel that this new floor plan for the Gotham Child hospital wing would greatly-
Tim walking through the doors, sitting down and immediately chugging all of Bruce's coffee in one go: The kitchen is on fire.
Bruce: What?? How on EARTH did you-
Tim completely deadpan: Dick came over to raid the kitchen for food, but we were running low on groceries so Alfred went out to get more, then Jason came over and decided to cook with the remaining stuff we had left and Dick saw him and tried to take a bite out of his food and Jason got mad and told him if he wanted a share then he would have to contribute to the making of the meal, but he ended it off by saying Dick can't even boil an egg if his life depended on it, and Dick took it as a challenge, grabbed the first thing in the fridge he could find, said, "fucking watch me" then proceeded to burn down the entire stove because he overheated the oil.
Bruce, incredulous: You don't even need oil to cook an egg!
Tim: It wasn't even an egg. He grabbed a kiwi.
Bruce:
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Bruce, making sure all the doors are locked this time: So continuing with our discussion on the investments towards Arkham's security system-
[Cue Damian crawling through the window, wordlessly dumping a box of baby squirrels on the floor before silently leaving through the same way.]
Bruce, frantically trying to follow Damian by crawling out the window, only to remember he's being watched by a group of business partners and investors: Damian yOU GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN I WILL NOT BE TAKING CARE OF YOUR STRAY ANIMALS SO HELP ME GOD-
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Jason strolling into the room after lock picking the door: Hey-
Bruce, no energy left, done with everything and just wants a nap: What do you want.
[Jason, without breaking eye contact, places a black, charred, spherical object on the table]
Bruce: What.
Jason: It's the kiwi :)
Bruce:
Jason: The one Dick used to almost burn down the Manor
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: For good luck :)
Bruce: Get out.
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[30 mins later]
Multiple high end business CEOs:
Bruce:
Random CEO: Um. Why the fuck is there a crime lord in our conference room??
Jason again, but in full Red Hood gear: Yo
Bruce, sighing: Just ignore him.
CEO: ???
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Bat-Burger pt.2!
Featuring the specialty drinks part 1! (Unfortunately no alcohol, sorry guys!)
1. Gotham Heroes Chalice: Literally just a small cup with all of the Gotham heroes printed on it. It goes with the kids meal, and any soft drinks are available to go inside of it. There is one think that is only available for this cup, and it’s The Robin Slushee.
2. The Robin Slushee: It’s an icee with cherry, orange, and green apple flavoring. Is it good? I don’t know.
3. The Birds of Prey Cocktail: It’s a non-alcoholic slushee with blackberry, blueberry, and raspberry flavoring. It comes topped with vanilla ice cream as well.
4. Vengeance: A blackberry milkshake with darkly colored whipped cream and a blueberry drizzle. Comes in a cup with the Batman symbol on it.
5. Nightwing’s Bludhaven Brew: Dick got his own milkshake when he stopped by one day in his Nightwing uniform to get food (because Dick was in this phase where he wanted all of the little keychains) and make an offhand remark that he liked cotton candy milkshakes. That led to this being born, a bright blue cotton candy milkshake with fluffy white whipped cream. Dick, unsurprisingly enough, loves it.
6. Red Robin’s Caffeine Attack: Tim would often get a Nightwing’s Bludhaven Brew and a coffee whenever he was out on patrol with Dick and Dick wanted something. One of the most noticeable things about his order is that he would buy the most ungodly caffeinated thing available. It’s coffee with so much sugar and whipped cream it would make your heart stop, with more than a little bit of expresso. There’s also a milkshake version available for the hotter months.
Bat-Burger pt.1
Let’s talk about Bat Burger.
So I know that this is a fictional restaurant, but I really want to make foods based on these characters that could be found at Batburger. So. Here’s the first list: the batkids menu.
1. Night-wings
They would be spicy, very spicy. Probably would come with ranch that has blue dye in it. And it would have fries and celery with it. It also comes with a Nightwing key chain.
2. Red Robin Hot Dogs
Basically a hot dog with their choice in a side. It comes with a Red Robin key chain.
3. Robin Chicken Nuggets
Chicken nuggets that come in a variety of Batman and Robin themed shapes (mostly bats) with their choice in a side. It comes with a Robin (Damian) themed key chain.
4. Bat Girl burger
It’s basically a kid’s burger with their choice in a side. Comes with a bat girl key chain (either Cass, Steph, or Babs).
6. Signal Chicken Tenders
Chicken tenders with their choice in sides. Comes with a Signal themed key chain.
Next up will be the rogues, so stay tuned!!!
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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You're Dick Grayson, and you love your family more than anything. You love them so much you bleed for them and you die for them, but people look at you with all those siblings and wonder when you'll have children of your own. You never want children. You never wanted siblings. You never wanted anyone else to walk in the streets wearing the name your mother gave you, but you won't ever make the same mistakes again. You can't ever take back that you were the first. You were the first and every dead kid sidekick is you, is your brother, is your sister, is your friends you were too young and stupid to understand were going to get hurt. You love your siblings, because you don't know how not to. You love and you love and you keep trying because that's love. When you were just a kid you wanted to get married and now people wonder why you're alone. And you can't say it wasn't ever about marriage- marriage is your parents dying broken, still holding hands. You don't want a ring. You don't want a wife. You want hands that will hold you and be yours more than anything else. You hold it all together, but you're getting older. You're always getting older and you don't know who you'll be when you can't fly. Your family just keeps getting bigger and they're the best, brightest thing in your life. A bunch of kids, out in the dark. Your family is a secret, for the night, and you don't know anymore who gets to see you and know you in the daylight but them.
You're Dick Grayson, and in the end, you're always alone.
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batfam-horror-au · 1 year
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Everything about this is yes.
i don't have an actual tweet thing for batfam twitter au/dickwing au/whatever im calling this for today so here's some headcanons(?) for that au (are they headcanons if you're the one making the au? eh some of these are just headcanons for the characters in general so i guess it still applies)
-bruce has been batman for a couple of decades now, he started in his early 20s and now he's in his late 40s
-the public thinks of bruce as this well-meaning (albeit himbo leaning) dad whose trying his best. back when he first started being batman his public bruce persona was just very much happy-go-lucky himbo (how can bruce be batman? bruce doesn't even know how to tie his shoelaces) but he's now graduated to tired dad (how can bruce be batman? he has six kids to take care of and a company to run)
-and yeah six kids, duke is officially adopted into the wayne family in this
-no, alfred does not have a twitter. he's got too much to deal with already. however, he does know everyone's account information, so yknow, in case a masked vigilante gets beat up really bad then it's not like their civilian account suddenly stops posting
-and yeah alfred is alive. he cannot die. i refuse to believe it. i'm already saying fuck canon i'm not stopping now
-i've seen people in the tags asking/speculating about this, but i've been going on the assumption that each character has two phones: one for vigilante-ing and one for civilian-ing. if one gets stolen or hacked then its not like the thief will suddenly have access to their identity. plus it's not like bruce can't afford multiple phones.
-dick started dickwing because he was bored and thought it would be funny; it becoming a "well no one will think dick grayson is nightwing because they're dating" thing was 100% unintentional but also 100% the immediate excuse he gave when asked by the rest of the fam why he did that.
-dick is a theatre kid. which is obvious from the way i've been writing him but i felt it needed to be said again. i wanna say his fave musical would be newsies but i haven't seen newsies personally so,, i mean, of the musicals i really like and am familiar with, i'd say it'd be cats. now if you're familiar with cats you're like "okay yeah i can see it" but if you only know about it from that terrible movie let me justify myself: it's a dance-heavy musical with lots of amazing feats of athleticism in the dances. also, look up what rum tum tugger looks like in the actual show and then remember dick's discowing costume. i'm right about this.
-cass still doesn't know how to read. she uses a text to speech program to have things read out for her. she's also mostly nonverbal
-babs uses a wheelchair in this. i know some canon stuff does the whole "yeah but she got better" but once again i don't like canon
-no one in this family is neurotypical but the ones i feel most strongly about are bruce and cass are autistic and dick has adhd. pretty sure they all have some form of ptsd too but ngl that seems kind of obvious. and yes bruce being autistic is canon i love reminding people of this :3
-speaking of canon things i like reminding people of because it's often ignored in canon, dick is romani! and bruce is jewish!
-bruce, dick, steph, and tim are bi. or yknow, some kind of mspec, i don't think dick is a big fan of labels, steph probably says she's whatever sexuality makes her joke funnier, and tim is still figuring it out. babs is also bi and that is solely because my mom is bi and babs is her favorite character. cass is a lesbian and you could tell me jason, dami, and duke are whatever sexuality you want and i'd believe you. ngl i don't personally feel comfortable giving dami a sexuality hc myself bc i don't really like shipping/imagining child character in relationships but eh you do you as long as its not actually sexual
-genderwise dick is nb. i am nb and he's my favorite character. i have the right. he's fine w all pronouns but mostly uses he/they. once again he's not really a labels kind of guy. and yes i am still obsessed with that official post that used they/them for damian i know they didn't mean it but yes he/they damian my beloved. also she/they selina kyle.
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