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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with
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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”
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rating these laios hugs out of 10 cause they are quite possibly the funniest things i have ever seen
(please note this is not based on laios’s efforts it’s just rating the overall hug)
senshi hug: 10/10. that’s a solid hug right there. bit awkward with the height difference but they made it work
chilchuck hug: 5/10. i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. an effort was made. points have been awarded for an obvious attempt at making chilchuck more comfortable but still is still the awkwardest hug i’ve ever seen. it is painfully obvious that laios once attempted to crouch down to hug chilchuck and received a kick to the nuts and was cursed out for 20 minutes, and has adapted to this so that chilchuck doesn’t kill laios or himself
marcille hug: 8/10. this is the way i hug my relatives that i don’t see very often at family events but it’s still a solid hug
shuro hug: 2/10. this is a great hug but points have been deducted because shuro is a bastard man
falin hug: 1000/10. THAT is a hug and it’s a damn good one. very obvious sibling love right there we love to see it
kabru hug: ???/10. what the fuck is this. what’s with the christian side hug. why are you gently holding his tit what’s wrong with you
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i cant stop thinking about this tweet i saw yesterday from jabroni mike
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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here
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favourite chilchuck moment
audio from dan olson of folding ideas fame, specifically the video he made on doug walkers the wall
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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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