While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

doctor diagnosed me with oc sickness in the brain; the ocs will spin around in my brain forever and ever

beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

caesar when the courier asks why he’s doing what he’s doing

I think bringing up "it/its" pronouns is a good test for people who claim to be "trans allies" because it so easily weeds out the people who are only doing it superficially. I've seen so many people who will post "Punch your local TERF #transrightsarehumanrights" and then turn around and be like "If someone says they go by 'it/its' pronouns it's actually good to misgender them because they're just teenager trenders"

hey (with the intention to watch every studio ghibli movie with you)

And after Red Cliff if you thought, "Man I wonder what Zhuge Liang would be like if he were alive today?" then you find and watch Ya Boy Kongming!

In this absolutely ridiculous anime, Zhuge Liang (courtesy name Kongming) dies in his era and wakes up immediately in Shibuya, present-day. He is entranced by the voice of young singer Eiko and swears to help her bring peace to the world through song as her "strategist." Mostly, this is Kongming using his famous historic strategies to help this pop star hopeful get ahead.

If that wasn't enough, every song's a banger. Here's the opening:

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I met another Leon at the library

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

Some of y'all will call Joseph Campbell a little bitch, then turn around and act like TV Tropes has cracked a universal code underlying all human expression.

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth