banjomango
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Call me Banjo. He/him. Aged. Withering. Pain.
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time is the wound;
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return to the underground,the other side of music
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Biblically accurate Falin
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Will Isabell's sock drop behind the washing machine this time? And happy anniversary animal crossing new horizons! 🎉
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You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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Well yeah, because there’s one caterpie and one Arceus. Even picking up just Caterpie’s slack, Arceus versus 1,951,620 lions is like, a lot of lions.
Who would win
- 1 billion lions
- 1 of every pokémon
- okay, listen, there's nuance here (other)
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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manifesting A.B.A to be announced as the next character for strive today
tomservohimself (twitter)
thank you so much!!
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