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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😝 this strain is called "fishers ichor" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw my dead forgotten sister in this umbrella
my buddy magnus pacing: lucretia is lying to us
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consistent taako design? dont know them
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tres horny boys throughout the series…🪓🌂🌺
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indrid at the back of the party
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Someone made a post about how well Matt Berry’s voice would fit Garfield…so I had to test it out…..
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I remember there was a girl I was kinda interested in back in elementary school so I asked her if she “like-liked me” and when she said no, I picked up a hula hoop and said “step into the circle of truth”
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wait sean has a bigger part in this season because he has a bigger part in laszlo’s life…….like for a whole year nadja guillermo and nandor were gone and it was just laszlo, baby colin robinson, and his sweet cheese good time boy neighbor. and sean is a good friend so of course he’s been there for laz. he doesn’t even knock anymore. he found colin whacking holes in his garage wall and he’s like ‘oh that little rascal’ and carried him home. he’s so accepting of laszlo’s sexuality and will fight anyone who isn’t. he bonds with colin and tells him how lucky he is to have laszlo (and how much laszlo loves him). he invited laszlo and nandor and colin on a guys hunting trip (the worst possible people to bring) instead of literally anyone else. like yah sean is laszlo’s best friend but laszlo is also sean’s
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Thinking about those ladies on the beach :’)
Amber Gris and Kodira are so wonderful
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"Dude, your top surgery is choice," Carey says the moment Magnus's shirt is over his head and off. He preens a little because he deserved to. And because it was choice. He's very happy with the results. But then Carey adds, "Who'd you get it done by?"
"Oh! Uh," and here's where the problem lies. "I... don't remember."
"You don't remember," Carey repeats, sounding a little disbelieving. Killian looks over to them now and squints at Magnus's chest.
"Uhhh," Magnus says. "Nope."
"Did you get like, black market top surgery, or?"
"I... don't think so," Magnus says.
"Magnus," Killian says, "if you hadn't left your packer in the middle of our goddamn bathroom-" Magnus grins a little sheepishly and Carey laughs. "-I would literally not know you were trans. I don't even see any scars."
"It's been a while since I got it done," Magnus says.
"Which was when?" Carey prompts. At Magnus's face, she throws her hands up. "You don't remember!"
"It was a while ago!" Magnus says. "I was like- I don't know, twenty-one? Ish? Twenty-two?"
"Magnus," Carey says. She puts her foam sparring halberd down and comes over to him. "Magnus, did you just wake up one morning with them gone? This-" she looks on the verge of laughter. "This is serious."
"If I tell you the truth, you're gonna laugh," Magnus says.
"Magnus," Carey says, laughing anyway. "How do you forget a whole fucking surgery?"
"It wasn't a surgery, it was a spell," Magnus says, because he knows that much.
"Pretty sure that's not a thing," Killian says.
"Why else do they call it transmutation, then, huh?" Carey buries her head into Magnus's side, snorting with laughter. "Look, I know it was a spell. I know it. Do I know who did it? N-"
"Was it Taako?" Carey interrupts, full of giggles. Magnus pauses.
...Was it Taako?
"No," he said, shaking his head. "I met Taako like, last year. I'm pretty sure I would remember if he did my top surgery. Top spellery? Is that anything?"
"It's nothing," Carey says. "I'm-" she wipes her eye, clearing her throat. "Maybe it's like, a voidfish thing. Like, maybe the Director fucked up-"
"And specifically erased Magnus's top surgery?" Killian asks doubtfully.
"It's a big fish," Carey says, which just seems to make Killian more confused, but Magnus nods in understanding.
"It's a big fish, Killian," he says.
"Are we gonna fucking spar or not?" Killian asks. "I came here to beat ass not uncover Magnus's whole backstory."
"My backstory is actually pretty simple," Magnus says and Carey groans, retracting herself from him. "I was born in Raven's Roost on a swelteringly hot day-"
Killian hits him over the head with her foam halberd.
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laszlo: autism be damned my boy can work a nightclub
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Lesbians Love Him:
local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say
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So this was a really personal project for me, after listening to TAZ i wanted to do something to show my love and appreciation for it, as well as get the chance to say goodbye to all the characters again. Hopefully that comes across (wow this is truly the dorkiest thing I’ve ever done)
Anyway feel free to ask why i picked which character for each Tarot card (trust me i thought way to far into it) and please listen to taz if you haven’t already!
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Miles from nowhere
Not a soul in sight
Oh yeah, but it's alright
I have my freedom
I can make my own rules
Oh yes, the ones that I choose
every day I wake up and think about Stede Bonnet
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if this is gonna be a time travel arc i think it would be kinda interesting if orlean succeeded in correcting his past mistakes and somehow that helps prevent the storm that ends the world.
so then in season two it’s just like, amber devo and zoox, but in a new timeline, on the surface, a surface that is healing or was never hurt in the first place, with no memory of what previously occurred.
but like time travel fucked stuff up in other ways and they end up coming together to fix it……….
ig that would be a pretty good fanfiction too hold on i gotta think about this
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