Some of Ed's crimes on his Wanted poster

Smart casual attire at a formal function

Unlicensed midwifery

Excessive mirth

Conspiracy theorising

Proliferating "communism"

Witchcraft

Bootlegging

Plagiarism

Improper citation

the writers squeezing in a rickroll joke with “you’ve been ricked” is truly admirable. I want to be that carefree and chaotic when I make stuff

SHUT UP OMG-

the way i was praying so hard for it to be the opener that i almost blacked out when i heard the first few notes asdjfak

sculptures of anything goes was the opener… my life is complete

“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

obsessed with these and that one six of crows sign

It shouldn’t be surprising that writers have some of the best strike signs in existence

Dear Netflix,

I know you have the trailer. Don't make me hold you by the ankle at the top of the Hanraat Point Lighthouse and threaten to let go and drop you into the waves hundreds of feet below.

Sincerely,

Everyone

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

Hi @netflix thank you for stealing my art concept. I love you and I love Shadow and Bone, but please do better!!❤️

Also fyi, I know that they have seen this because it was reposted on the official Shadow and Bone Instagram story back in 2021

studying is watching youtube videos of people studying and being delusional enough to believe you're actually working

currently obsessed with nizar qabbani poetry. someone pls tell me how we went from having the most beautiful poems and amazing command of the language to whatever we are now.

every now and then i stumble on a translated quote romanticizing arabic poetry and i am just in awe. like YES THIS IS WHO WE ARE. we have gentle poems and angry literature and revolutionary thoughts. our language is rich and powerful and ancient. it has witnessed countless wars and invasions and persisted. the translations don't do it justice.

this is who we are, our literature enduring when we forget and dismiss our language. this is who we are, poets in times of crises. we are more than our destroyed land. we are more than our burned countries. we are angry artists rewriting history with the ashes of the forgotten.

“JKR doesn’t target trans mascs, when we talk about her transphobia we have to acknowledge it’s not about us!!!!”

she has an entire manifesto about us. wake the fuck up. you are not helping trans women by actively harming trans men and mascs.

i will now be taking credit for the vinyl they announced thank u very much

watching the daisy jones and the six show is not enough.

i need the cast to pretend they're the actual band and go on tour as publicity for the show.

i need to scream my lungs out to regret me.

it's always she's pretty but never the horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes as arabella

midnights might be about sleepless nights but real ones know it's about uncertainty and what might be.

it's about thinking you should stake your claim or maybe you should claim your stake because you've heard some hopes are worth the break

watching the daisy jones and the six show is not enough.

i need the cast to pretend they're the actual band and go on tour as publicity for the show.

i need to scream my lungs out to regret me.

*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own