To anyone who's been dealing with this heinous individual, I'm so sorry. Please don't let them deter you from making &/or enjoying Kirby content. This is not how the Kirby fandom is like & they must be reported & blocked on sight every single time.
Tumblr staff, is there any way to IP ban this person? They've done nothing but spamming people's asks with art requests & sending them very graphic threats if said requests are ignored. Other people can describe how awful they are better than I can, but that's the most basic summary I can provide.
Stop. Just stop.
You're pissing off the entire Kirby community.
Sending me a message saying that you're leaving Tumblr forever and then sending me this 10 hours later is not convincing. I'm not stupid.
Grow up. Get out.
Anyways, just a PSA to my followers that are also Kirby bloggers that this guy may try to get into your good graces by sending you DMs with a sob story saying they're leaving Tumblr or hope that everybody forgot what they did to my pal Ferah and try to get art from other people.
Probably the stupidest post I'll ever make (might end up deleting this later), but here we go!
Is it weird/wrong to make &/or like Malleus x reader fanfics? Especially of the nsfw variety? Lemme explain.
If the translations from Lilia's farewell party in ep. 7 are accurate (PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong), Malleus isn't an adult yet? He's currently 178 years old & dragon fae must be 1,000 years old to be considered an adult( both according to Lilia). Again, PLEASE let me know if this information is incorrect. I'd hate to spread misinformation.
The point of me bringing this up is that Idk if I should make Malleus x reader fanfics if he's not an adult (in terms of dragon fae kind). Yeah, he looks like an adult & acts like one (even if immature at times), but is it weird to make romantic &/or sexual fanfics of him? I'm confused & I hate that I'm overthinking this.
To anyone who's at least 18 yrs. old, I'd love to hear your guys' input on this matter. It's probably really stupid of me to think about this (most likely is & I'm sorry for that), but I'd rather ask than to dwell on it for so long.
Warnings: Slander towards various characters, but mostly Crowley.
Author’s note: I’m so sorry for being inactive for so long. Life’s been hectic & I’ve been suffering from creative block. Anyways, please keep in mind that the opinions (Y/n) expresses about other characters are my own.
“Excuse me?”
“You heard me correctly, Headmaster. I’ve decided to transfer to Royal Sword Academy” (Y/n) replied bluntly.
“But I’ve been kind to you since the beginning! Not only have I given you a home & money for necessities, I’ve been conducting countless research on how you could return to your world. How could you be so cruel” asked Crowley.
“Consider this as karma for all the times you’ve dumped your responsibilities onto me.”
Gasping, Crowley stood up. “I’ve never done such a thing!”
Without skipping a beat, (Y/n) brought up Leona’s unsuccessful sabotaging of the inter-dorm Magshift tournament back in October, Azul’s “assistance” with the final exams, the time they called Crowley during winter break & the multiple instances where they begged for less tasks.
As (Y/n) kept talking, Crowley tried to think of an offer that was too tempting for them to pass up. “If you so wish, I could increase the Madols I give you.”
They shook their head knowing that this paltry raise would be temporary.
“(Y/n), please reconsider. The students would react poorly upon hearing your desire to leave Night Raven College.”
“I know that, but I have to look after myself. Everyone will graduate one day & so will I. Where am I supposed to go afterwards?” (Y/n) adjusted their uniform. “Anyways, I’ve already contacted the school’s headmaster about my situation & he said he’d get in touch with me soon.”
“You’ve talked to Ambrose already?! When did you do that?!”
“Wait!” Crowley watched as (Y/n) left his office. He sat down in his chair, contemplating on his next move.
Time skip to a Thursday evening at the Mostro Lounge…
“Koebi-chan! Help me with the dishes, will ya?”
“Floyd! Stop telling others to do your job” barked Azul.
“Why am I stuck on dish duty? It’s soooo boring!”
“Because you threatened our customers with the prospect of being squeezed! Again!”
“It’s not my fault they didn’t want to tip me! I had to make my time as a waiter worthwhile.”
(Y/n) couldn’t help but chuckle at their banter. While Floyd can be disruptive, he can liven up the place.
“Hey, can I get some service here” asked a student who was with a few classmates.
“Coming” replied (Y/n). Until the day they can officially transfer to Royal Sword Academy arrives, they’ll continue to work at the Mostro Lounge.
At the Mostro Lounge VIP room…
“Here is your paycheck for the week, (Y/n)” said Azul, handing (Y/n) their Madols.
“Thanks, Azul.”
“(Y/n), before you leave, I have something important to discuss with you. Several customers have been complaining about your declining service. Care to explain why?”
Sighing, (Y/n) replied “I haven’t been feeling good lately. Crowley keeps giving me tasks to do & every time I express my concerns, he keeps reminding me of how he’s always been so ‘graciously kind’ to me.”
“Is that so? If you wish, we could have a talk with him” stated Azul in an eerily calm tone, gesturing to the Leech twins who stood behind him.
“There’s no need. I’m-” (Y/n) paused. “I’m gonna be fine. Don’t worry about it.”
“If ya say so, Shrimpy~. We’ll be around if you change your mind.”
“I concur with Floyd. It would upset me greatly if something were to happen to my fellow mushroom enthusiast.”
“As I’ve said, there’s really nothing to worry about” said (Y/n) before quickly leaving the VIP room.
On a Friday afternoon in Ramshackle…
(Y/n), not having anything to do, decides to go to the admissions & records office.
Suddenly, the sky turned dark & it began to rain.
Huh? Where’d this rain come from? Whatever. Grabbing an umbrella & bag, (Y/n) ran to the front door. Upon opening it, they saw all seven dorm leaders who were either upset or worried. “Can I help you all?”
“You can help us by explaining why you’re planning on leaving us, Herbivore”
Since they knew the truth, (Y/n)’s expression became much more serious. “You all know about my issues with Crowley, so I won’t repeat them. What I haven’t mentioned before is that I’ve also taken umbrage with most of the guys here.” Before any of the dorm leaders spoke up, (Y/n) raised their hand for a second. “I know we get along these days, but it wasn’t like that when I met you all. Malleus & Kalim are the only exceptions & even then, I’ve hardly talked to the former.”
All dorm leaders felt various levels of guilt after (Y/n) went over some of the things they’ve done, such as Riddle insulting their education & their parents & the massive disaster that was Malleus’s overblot.
“(Y/n). I can’t speak for everyone when I say this, but I apologize for burdening you. By trying to take away your dorm, I became something worse than those who’ve mocked me in the past. Nothing I will do will truly repair the damage I’ve done to you, but if there’s any way I can gain so much as an iota of your forgiveness, please let me know” said Azul.
The other dorm leaders also apologized for their past actions & begged (Y/n) to stay, saying how much they mean to them.
Not wanting to truly regret their decision, (Y/n) said they’d think about it some more.
Honestly, my response would've been something like "I BARELY have enough money to buy food because of Crowley's cheap ass. No way in hell would I spend money over clothes if it means I go to bed starving."
If Vil's gonna make me feel bad about my appearance, I'm gonna let him know how much of a privileged jackass he sounds like. I'd walk away immediately so he wouldn't be able to respond.
Rook: Are you alright, Roi du Poison?
Vil: What do you think?
Epel: Obviously not, but— *starts wheezing*
Vil: *frowns*
*a few hours ago*
Vil: *criticizing MC for their choice of clothes* You look like an insect walking around the campus.
MC: *that type of person who only likes to wear sweaters and pants or big t-shirts and pajamas*
Vil: You are a student of a prestigious school. So you should act like one—
My brother bought me the 3 Mage Sister charms for Christmas & I got some bonus gifts. EVERYTHING this person sent to me came out gorgeous.
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I genuinely wish this isn't the case. Poor Malleus had to deal with the death of his parents at an early age & he now has to cope with losing his only friend as well as his caretaker. The idea of Lilia going all "Whoopsie Daisy" is so fucked up. Let's not forget about Silver too.
As much as I'm worried about Lilia this chapter (and I'm very worried. He's my fav! 😭) I also cant help but wonder if he's not actually dying and just caught the fae equivalent of a cold, and just, ya know, forgot that was a thing. Like his magic is gonna come back in a few days and he'll be all "Oh, guess it was just the sniffles."
I have to think they won't actually perma-kill him in-story -- I tend to be hilariously wrong about predictions, but, like, surely they wouldn't change the status quo that hard. (at least not before his nendoroid comes out.) so it probably will end up something like that! everyone watches Malleus' little shadow-puppet backstory, tears are shed, character development happens, and then Lilia is like "ha ha, speaking of wacky misunderstandings..." let me believe
(or possibly, because Lilia is a jillion years old and everything is relative, "I'm going to die soon!" = a mere 80 or so years left. which still isn't great for Mal, but is way better for Silver and Sebek and me. either way, Lilia's gonna have a lot of 'splaining to do.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MAI HEART!
Papa
Malmal would 100% be super involved in caring for his children. He knows how it feels like to lack affection as a child, so he'll compensate by pouring all of his love to his little one.
For context, this person & I are in the middle of an rp where Malleus had a sister who was transported to Planet Popstar (yes, the same one from the Kirby series) when she was a baby. She gets taken to Night Raven College via a horse drawn carriage (the same one seen in the prologue of the game, etc.) when she's an adult.
When Lilia saw her at the end of the entrance ceremony, he was 100% certain she was the VoT's long-lost princess.
Yuu wasn't 100% sure & wanted to take some DNA tests to prove it (she didn't want to give Malleus false hope). While the results are being processed, Malleus is losing sleep from the emotional turmoil of losing his sibling & the idea that his sibling returned.
The thought of God himself shipping two people together will never be not funny as fuck.
Wait we are naming favourites??? Because that drawing of Simeon smiling with a halo/shine behind him rent-free in my head <3
aughh i love that simeon so much omg, flustered simeon is best simeon ever <3
i wish i could talk more about simeon falling in love cause it has potential for angst but also, i can just see it as a romcom full of silly ideas just like this lmao: