Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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The Bathroom was a key invention in neurodivergent rights. Sorry I hate it here I need to exit the situation for several minutes and you can't tell me not to on the off chance that I actually have to piss. It's genius. Everyone say thank you bathroom for everything she's done for us
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wait check this out
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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23.5 Degrees
1.02 · Universe Club
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I can't do that post that's like "why did you start following prev" bc I truly do not remember why I started following any of you guys. It's probably just because we were brothers in a past life
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whenever i spend my day outside when the weather is good i’m like wow i’ve finally unlocked the secret to inner peace
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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.
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gansey: you all are truly interested in my glendower quest, aren’t you??
his gang, consisting solely of people who are dying to date him: yeah. totally.
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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Using dissociate instead of zoning out. Describing a hobby as a hyperfixation. Saying nonverbal when you want a bit of quiet. Saying intrusive thoughts because that must mean an urge like to buy coffee or hair dye. Do you know feeling off sometimes is a sign of autism? Lying is gaslighting. Everyone I dislike is a narcissist.
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