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avid-reader12 · 5 hours
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I'm 25 years old and no one told me being ambidextrous wasn't normal? I thought me and everyone else was just out of practice with their submissive hand? But apparently most people straight up can't do shit with it? Like at all?? My stepdad can barely eat cornflakes with his right hand and I'm out here swapping on accident?
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avid-reader12 · 10 hours
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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avid-reader12 · 7 days
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stolen from my sister
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avid-reader12 · 7 days
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The fact that Eddie was so much more shocked about Tommy being gay then about Buck being into guys 😭
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avid-reader12 · 7 days
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I am also glad she's moving out
may she stay far far far away
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avid-reader12 · 7 days
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anyway buck saying that sure he checks out guys too but that's normal is so disaster bi of him
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avid-reader12 · 7 days
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the insanity in this episode
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avid-reader12 · 8 days
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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avid-reader12 · 13 days
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having to leave this sight at 5 am to harvest PARSNIPS 💔💔
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avid-reader12 · 13 days
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avid-reader12 · 13 days
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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avid-reader12 · 13 days
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abc did in four episodes what the cw couldn’t do in 15 seasons
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avid-reader12 · 13 days
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thinking about how surprised Tommy was when Buck said it was his attention he wanted… man knows
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avid-reader12 · 14 days
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Okay but what if Buck starts dating guys publicly (preferably Tommy but an exploration montage would be fun) and like Eddie starts being a bitch about it and he’s even confused what his own problem is. Meanwhile Buck starts to think that Eddie has a problem with him being bi even though he was completely fine and supportive when he came out to him. Then all of that leads to tension on calls and that builds up into buck confronting Eddie, assuming that he’s homophobic, and it gets heated and Eddie insists that isn’t what it’s about. Then Buck gets up in his face and goes “then what’s your problem” and then Eddie, even surprising himself, just goes right in and kisses Buck. They’re both shocked but neither of them pull away. The kisses become deeper and more urgent. They’re all over each other, things are escalating, then eddies cellphone rings and it’s his girlfriend’s picture flashing across the screen. She’s been watching Chris and wanted to update him. He’s flustered and entirely overwhelmed by what just happened. He very awkwardly stumbles his way out of Bucks apartment (or wherever they’re at) leaving Buck standing there with his entire world flipped upside down
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avid-reader12 · 15 days
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Crashin a Wedding
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avid-reader12 · 16 days
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STOLITZØ - FIFTY ONE
Blitzø and Stolas sat in an awkwardly comfortable silence for a short time, each swimming in their own thoughts, neither sure what to say or do next.
After sufficient time to move past being overwhelmed by his open displays of affection for Stolas - something completely new and foreign to him - Blitzø cleared his throat.
“You uh… You said you didn’t hide your face cuz of me?”
Stolas looked at him. “No darling. I didn’t.”
Blitzø tried to look uninterested and casual. “Then uh… then why DID you hide your face?”
Stolas sighed and looked away.
Ah f*ck… Put your f*cking foot in it why don’t you…
“Stol…” Blitzø reached out to him apologetically.
“I was ashamed of myself.” Stolas began. “Asmodeus opened wounds in public that I wasn’t ready to face.”
Blitzø took his hand and squeezed it in encouragement.
Stolas turned and looked at him. He smiled sadly.
“As happy as you’ve made me, Blitzø, I do worry about my family.”
Blitzø’s heart sank. Right… His family…
Stolas saw Blitzø’s face fall and quickly tried to repair his fumbled words.
“By family I mean Octavia, Blitzø.” He held his hand tightly and looked him in the eyes. “Stella is not, and has truly never been my family.”
Blitzø blushed.
This bird… F*ck me…
“I’ve worried a lot about how my actions… How OUR actions could affect Octavia. And Asmodeus ripped that wound open and tossed it out for all to see.”
Stolas’s eyes welled with tears. “Octavia is my world, Blitzø.”
“I know.” Blitzø reached up and wiped a tear from Stolas’s cheek. “Loona is mine.”
Stolas smiled and leaned into Blitzø’s hand.
They remained that way for a few heartbeats. But the air got too heavy and Stolas pulled back before he lost his train of thought.
“I was ashamed of myself, Blitzø. Never of you. I’m sorry I ever made you feel like I was.”
Blitzø slapped his hands on his face and dragged them down in exasperation.
“No…” he sighed. “I'M sorry…”
Stolas reached out to Blitzø, confused. “Wha…”
Blitzø waved him off and sighed.
“Jumper of conclusions.” He pointed at himself with his left hand, then his right. “Hater of all things self.”
He stuck out a hand like he wanted to shake. “Nice ‘ta meet’cha.”
Stolas giggled. His little owl hoots slipped through.
Blitzø grinned. He’d missed that laugh. His one and only fan…
“Anyway…” Blitzø awkwardly tried to steer back to his apology.
“I was a dick… For so many reasons.” Blitzø averted his gaze. “I’m sorry. Stolas.”
Blitzø peeked back at Stolas.
“Thank you, Blitzø. I’m sorry too.” Stolas smiled meekly back at him.
“What else could you possibly be sorry about?”
“I didn’t realize how my attempts at being playful and endearing by referring to you as an imp, were actually hurtful, demeaning and racist…”
Blitzø froze.
“Wait… Who… Who said that..?” He stammered.
“You did.” Stolas looked at Blitzø and raised an eyebrow.
“That…” Blitzø started to sweat. He swallowed hard. “That was REAL?!”
No. No F*CKING way… That was a dream. Just a F*CKING DREAM!
Stolas nodded. He titled his head, looking at Blitzø confused.
“So… So I told you about…”
“Being sold to be my friend?”
“And…”
“Only being at my party to steal my book?”
“Oh f*ck…” Blitzø’ ears were ringing. “And Ozzie’s?”
“A way to get in the door?”
Blitzø couldn’t breathe. He was hyperventilating. He tried to pull his covers off.
“Where’s my gun? Is my gun around here? My kingdom for a gun! F*cking KILL ME NOW!!”
Stolas squawked in surprise and frantically tried to hold Blitzø down.
“Blitzø! Blitzø, please!”
“I’m scum!” Blitzø flailed weakly against Stolas. He saw a power cord from one of the bed monitors and lunged to grab it. “Plug! Is this my plug? Pull it! I f*cking deserve to die!”
Stolas sighed. He didn’t want to hurt Blitzø so he was trying to be very gentle.
“Blitzø. Darling. Doesn’t it say something that I heard all you said, and I’m still here?”
Blitzø stopped struggling and peeked up at Stolas.
“I heard all the bad. But I also heard… The rest.”
Blitzø blushed and tried to cover his face with his arms.
Stolas let go of Blitzø and sat on the edge of the bed.
“How I was kind to you and you had fun with me when we were kids. How I made you feel wanted and cared for when I saved you in the human world.” Stolas reached out and tenderly touched Blitzø’s arm. “How I’m the best you’ve ever had…?”
Blitzø turned every shade of red imaginable. He tried to hide his face under a pillow.
Now I REALLY want to die.
“Darling… You asked me to stay…”
Stolas pulled the pillow away from Blitzø’s face.
Blitzø peeked up at him shyly.
Stolas smiled sadly.
“Blitzø… I was selfish to force this contract on you. And foolish to think that our sexual intimacy meant we had personal or romantic intimacy.”
Blitzø’s heart clenched.
“After what happened at Ozzie’s I knew I had to find a way to release you from this obligation between us or it would destroy us both.”
“What the hell do you mean by that?” Blitzø snapped and cringed, immediately regretting it.
Stolas pulled back and turned his face away.
“I’ve been hurting you for so long. Putting your livelihood in the same basket as my sexual wants and needs. Making you feel like I could take that away at any time… When I’d never do that. I’d never…”
Stolas took a ragged breath and sighed.
Blitzø wanted so badly to hold him.
“It took me far too long to realize the vast imbalance in our… Arrangement. So I sought Asmodeus’s assistance to rectify it.”
“So, Fizz WAS telling the truth?”
Stolas looked back at Blitzø, confused.
“You got the crystal so I’d have free access to the human world without you. Ending our contract. Freeing me from our deal.” Blitzø cringed against the IV needle in his hand as he reached out and touched Stolas. “Allowing you and I the chance to start over. As equals.”
Stolas was surprised.
“Fizz said you told Asmodeus that you’ve always considered us equals.” Blitzø slid his fingers between Stolas’s. “Is that true?”
Stolas’s eyes filled with tears. He turned to lean closer to Blitzø on the bed, taking Blitzø’s outstretched hand carefully into his.
“Always! And I’m truly sorry my words or actions ever spoke otherwise.”
Blitzø was taken aback by Stolas’s reaction.
He carefully curled his fingers around Stolas’s hand and smiled up at him.
“Well… Aren’t we a pair of f*cking idiots?”
They both laughed awkwardly.
F*ck. Has he always been this cute?
Blitzø pulled Stolas’s hand down and kissed it lightly.
Stolas blushed. “Blitzy?”
Blitzø surprised himself. He blushed, let go of Stolas’s hand, and tried to reposition himself to sit more comfortably. He tried to hide his face.
Where the f*ck did THAT come from?!
“There’s actually something I’ve been wanting to tell you, Blitzy” Stolas said quietly.
Blitzø looked at him. Stolas was blushing and he looked so serious. Blitzø flushed and swallowed hard.
Satan f*cking dammit… I love this idiot…
“Me too.” Blitzø whispered.
Stolas placed a hand tenderly on Blitzø’s cheek, smiling lovingly at him. Blitzø could see tears in his eyes.
Blitzø reached up and cupped Stolas’s hand in his, leaning into the feel of it, its warmth and tenderness.
He could feel his heart beating out of his chest. Tears started to sting his eyes. He smiled warmly at Stolas.
Stolas leaned over and touched his forehead to Blitzø’s.
Blitzø reached up with his other hand and ran it through Stolas’s feathers, his hand coming to rest on the nape of Stolas’s neck.
Stolas closed his eyes and let out a slow and ragged sigh.
“Blitzø… I lo…”
“Dad?”
Blitzø and Stolas practically flew apart. Stolas flailed and fell off the bed, popping up a moment later with his cape over his head.
Octavia snickered.
“Sorry. Didn’t mean to interrupt anything. But the doctor said Blitzø was awake?”
Stolas floundered trying to get his cape off his head. Blitzø snorted and tried not to laugh.
“I am.” He smiled at Octavia.
She smiled warmly back at him. “I’ve got someone who wants to see you.”
Loona poked her head in the doorway, unsure if she should enter.
“Loony! My sweet, baby girl!” Blitzø’s eyes sparkled and stung with tears. He leaned forward and threw his arms wide.
Loona ran over and threw herself onto the bed and into his arms.
It took Blitzø a moment to register what was happening, so his arms remained outstretched while he processed. Afraid it was a dream, Blitzø’s hands shook as he slowly closed his arms around Loona. Blitzø couldn’t stop himself from crying.
F*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck… My sweet baby girl…
Loona half hugged Blitzø as she lay next to him. “Don’t get too used to this.” She said, and smiled to herself.
Blitzø bit his bottom lip as silent tears streamed down his face. He couldn’t stop smiling.
F*ck f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck… I’m so f*cking happy right nooooooow!
Stolas’s heart swelled watching Loona and Blitzø.
“I’ll just go speak to the doctor. Leave you two alone.”
Blitzø smiled warmly at Stolas as he and Octavia left the room.
“Love you dad,” Loona whispered.
Blitzø bawled his eyes out. “I love you tooooooo!” He hugged her tightly, tears streaming and snot bubbling.
Loona chuckled and snuggled closer. “I’ll allow it.”
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avid-reader12 · 25 days
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