autism-merasmus
Greetings, Mortal!
Greetings! My name is merasmus! I’m a fictive belonging to the @theteufortdozen system I use he/him mostly, but they/them rarely! Merasmus is also bodily a minor! Don’t do weird shit! See the pinned post for the DNI! See you! (ps: feel free to send merasmus frogs or axolotls, but mainly frogs. i also enjoy snakes and most amphibians/reptiles)(also the avatar is by @pridefulking)
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What's your opinion on frogs? And do you have a favorite one? (Mine is the wolverine frog because hes weird and quirky)
Frogs are okay I guess.
The 'wolverine frog' is Trichobatrachus, which is a badass frog indeed. Good choice. I am a big fan.
Today's favourite frog is Leptopelis vermiculatus.
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🐈 clan-confessions Follow
i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time
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ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/
🌸 sweet-tooth Follow
That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...
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Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.
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I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.
🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated
leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol
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HELLO?????
🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow
> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)
> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???
> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.
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"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw
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LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA
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GET HIS ASS
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nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀
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NO ARE YOU FR
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@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭
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border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much
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when i said get his ass i did not mean like this
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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it's dangerous to go alone. take him with you
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XL/XXL Witchy trans/nonbinary aroace fashion with frogs for anon
Wizard frog patches
Star catcher earrings
Witch pride flag pins
Aroace flag patch
See the magic patch
Ruffled brown cape
Trans flag frog heart pin
Aroace flag bracelet, anklet, or choker
Deer skull patch
Witch cat pin
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Good tidings to you on this Soaky Sunday
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Tadpole’s Sensory Menagerie ♡°◌̊
(title pending lol)
Brachycephalus ephippium - The Pumpkin Toadlet!
Name Breakdown: Brachycephalus refers to having a smaller head than typical for your species. Dogs like pugs and shih tzus are often referred to as brachychephalic because of their flat faces. Ehippium, the species name for the frog commonly referred to as a pumpkin toadlet (though it can apply to all the orange frogs in the genus), refers to its bony, saddle shaped back.
Region: Coastal Brazil
Conservation Status: Least Concern
Some facts:
• These guys are incredibly small, growing only to about an inch !
• Their eggs hatch directly into frogs, without ever being tadpoles!
• One species of Pumpkin Toadlet has bones that glow under UV light!
• Their orange color is aposematic, meaning it tells predators that they are poisonous to eat >:3
• This guy’s cousins, B. darkside and B. quiririensis
are critically endangered due to habitat loss :(
Further Exploration
Pumpkin Toadlet Bizarre Beasts Video
Facts Sheet and Papercraft (makes a homemade stim toy!)
Glowing Toadlets!
Gif Credits
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