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Throwback! 10 years agoā¦
The Tea Eaters Agency pranked GenerikB
I said id never prank, but the agency is the agency and GBās hazardous hermit hole needed shutting down!
- Video description from episode 93, āFull Hermit Quarantineā
#no transcript#scheduled#hermitcraft#video#source:#xisumavoid#season one#episode 93#others:#biffa2001
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TANGO: And now, everythingās gonna work-
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Obsessed with how they spelled his nickname.
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XISUMA: Anyway, Iām gonna jump down the bottom here, and just see if I can figure out why all of those slimes are so small... we can go here.
Multiple slimes jumping around.
XISUMA: Um. (laughs) I am really not sure... and, and I am well and truly getting distracted right now. None of these guys can hurt me, let's have a little... jump around. (laughs) Yeah, I'm getting distracted down here. We need to head back up to the surface.
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XISUMA: But uhā¦ Iām feeling confident, I donāt know about you, but I am ready to go. Iāve got geared up, Iām showing my audience my inventory. Got a whole bunch of potions in here-
SPUMWACKLES: (overlapping) Oh, right. So, that should be-
XISUMA: -including this secret weapon.
SPUMWACKLES: Whatās- oh, the secret weapon! Yes! You refuse to tell me what it is, I have no idea. Itās cool, I got my own secret weapon, too.
XISUMA: Oh, d'you know what, I was gonna bring?
SPUMWACKLES: (whispering loudly) Itās sand! Donāt tell him, itās sand!
XISUMA: I can grab some of that right now with this shovel.
SPUMWACKLES: Whatās up?
XISUMA: I- I was thinking of bringing a, uh, slowness potion along with me, like a splash one?
SPUMWACKLES: Oh, that isā¦
XISUMA: (laughs) āCause thatās not against the rules, but likeā¦ thatās being a bad sport really, isnāt it?
SPUMWACKLES: Yeah, well, neither is killing Xisuma, thatās not against the rules.
XISUMA: ā¦ you donāt wanna do that, I got a good sword right here.
SPUMWACKLES: (laughing) Alright, weāre getting off to a pretty good start.
XISUMA: Yeah, letās get on with this.
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KERALIS: Oooo, this-
XISUMA: (overlapping) Oh, this guy donāt like me. Donāt I just have to spamā¦
XISUMA trails off and starts to laugh.
KERALIS: Are you likeā¦ where are you?
XISUMA: (laughs) Ohh, if only you could see this.
KERALIS: Iām at the horses.
XISUMA: Just hold right click on a horse and it just stands there, (laughing) itās so derpy!
KERALIS: Right click with an item in hand, or-
XISUMA: Yeah, just right click on the horse and hold it down. (sigh) Itās so good.
KERALIS: Oh, itās kicking, buddy.
KERALIS and XISUMA laugh.
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XISUMA: (laughing) Sheās so confused!
KERALIS laughs.
XISUMA: Only the trolliest thing ever! (laughs)
KERALIS: Look- Iām so gonna (inaudible) hit her or those guys, those piglins- there we go! Got her!
CHAT: <Xisuma> ake my arrosw!!
KERALIS: (laughs) I love it!
XISUMA laughs.
KERALIS: Itās the best thing ever! I wanna be invisible forever!
XISUMA: (overlapping) Hey, keep shooting.
XISUMA laughs.
XISUMA: Sheās shooting! Sheās shooting at you. She knows it aināt me.
KERALIS laughs.
XISUMA: Maybe she can see you. I donāt know.
KERALIS: No, she canāt, because as soon as I move, right? She shoots in that whole area. So, she- she knows where the arrows are coming from, right?
An arrow is shot.
KERALIS: There we go. Now she sees the arrow, but she aims for the long- wrong place when she aims. So itās like, I already moved from there. (laughs) itās awesome, I love it. (laughs)
XISUMA: So cool.
KERALIS: Oh- (giggles) Iām just here.
CHAT: MrMumbo left the game
<ZombieCleo> cheat!
KERALIS: Bring it on!
CHAT: <Keralis1> bring it on
XISUMA: Mm, you canāt leash pigmen, I thought you could. What if you leash baby pigmen.
KERALIS and XISUMA laugh.
KERALIS: Oooooh!
XISUMA: (laughing) Youā¦ threwā¦ your sword!
KERALIS: (struggling) I got my sword!
XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.
XISUMA: Ahhh, no way! (laughs) Ah, thatās brilliant.
KERALIS laughs.
CHAT: <ZombieCleo> !!
KERALIS: Oh my god, (both spoken and in chat) thanks for the sword!
XISUMA: Oh, itās DMAC. Troll DMAC! (laughs)
KERALIS: (quietly) Itās DMAC!
XISUMA: Quick, hit him!
XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.
XISUMA: Heās confused, hit him again!
XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.
CHAT: <ZombieCleo> when I see you Keralis Iām gonna turn you into a rug
KERALIS: Oh, this is awesome! (laughs)
CHAT: <Xisuma> take my bow!!
XISUMA: Wait, ābowā? Take my arrow.
CHAT: <KingDaddyDMAC> why you so mean :ā(
KERALIS: Why so-
XISUMA: He might be able to see you.
KERALIS: No, I don't think he can.
XISUMA: Here, shoot him again.
XISUMA laughs.
KERALIS: (laughing) No, I don't think he can see me. Maybe he can. But I don't think-
XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.
KERALIS: Love the invisibility thing.
XISUMA: Oh, this is priceless.
KERALIS: I will always be invisible from now on. Just gonna AFK here now. Never logging off. Woopise-daisy-
XISUMA: Ahh, this is hilarious.
#long post#hermitcraft#video#source:#xisumavoid#season two#episode 193#others:#keralis#zombiecleo#kingdaddydmac
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CHAT: ZombieCleo was slain by Zombie Pigman
<Keralis1> karma! :(
<ZombieCleo> this guy has all my stuff :(
<MrMumbo> Ouch :(
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XISUMA: And I got this guy who I havenāt named yet. I donāt know if iām gonna breed this guy out, but weāll have a little dude over here.
KERALIS: Ooh, we can have some sexy time. Let me just park this Nametag behind her.
XISUMA: You can breed them together, canāt you?
KERALIS: Yeah. We can make some babies!
XISUMA: (overlapping) Yeah, of course. (laughs)
KERALIS: We can make some babies!
#suggestive#<- Let me know if I tagged it properly#hermitcraft#source:#xisumavoid#season two#episode 193#others:#keralis
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XISUMA: Who- whoās this guy youāre sitting on?
KERALIS: (muffled, funny voice) This is Keralis1 and Nametag1, because (normally) Nametag just died. Alright?
XISUMA: (overlapping) He died, thatās right.
KERALIS: Alright. My precious horse with diamond armor died. Just. Because. Shashwamy.
XISUMA: Itās not my fault, what you on about? (laughs)
KERALIS: Dude, he would lived- (inaudible)
XISUMA: (overlapping) You- you- rode him into lava. You thought he was invincible.
KERALIS: Dude, dude, dude. Somebody told me, āKeralis, can you help me with something?ā I was like, āYeah, sure! What do I need?ā āNametag.ā I was like, āalright,ā logged on, lagged into lava.
XISUMA: (laughs) Therefore, itās my fault.
KERALIS: (laughing) Yep.
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XISUMA: ā¦and- whatās this?
TEXT IN BOOK: go away
XISUMA: Oh, well. That is- that is really rude! Well! I didnāt plan on staying in this building for that long.
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XISUMA: Awwwā¦ awh, look at these lilā guys. (laughs) Hello, friend. Uhh, there are loads of them around here. This is- this is wonderful. This is an unexpected, uh- side effect of this whole farm. We now have loads of baby zombie pigmen everywhere.
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#ah the infamous joe hills xisuma x biffa ficā¦
THEREāS MORE?
XISUMA: So, one of the first things I thought when I came over here was, āI wonder if Iāve got any mail,ā and what would you know; Joe Hills has caught onto the mailboxes, and heās given us all a book by the looks of it. So! We will read this-
XISUMA opens the book.
XISUMA: āHermitcraft fanfictionāā¦ oh, this is 12 pages long! (laughs) And Iām terrible at reading. Uhmm. Iāll tell you what- Iām gonna read again that in a bit, but I will just skip through the pages one by one. Then you guys can pause the video, and read it if you want to read the story that Joe Hills has written. And soā¦ yeah, Iāll just click through these pages quickly for ya. There we go, page 8 of 12. 9ā¦ 10ā¦ 11ā¦ and there you go.
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BIFFA: Thatās it, you stand right in front of me. Iām only trying to look at the farm.
XISUMA: (laughs) Sorry about that.
BIFFA: (laughs) How rude, invite āem up onto your sky base-
XISUMA hits BIFFA off the edge.
BIFFA: Aw, you scumbag. I was going to do that to you!
XISUMA: (laughing diabolically) I have a feeling you might.
BIFFA laughs.
#I had no idea how to describe that laugh#hermitcraft#video#source:#xisumavoid#season two#episode 189#others:#biffa2001
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