MC: you know what they say
Lucifer: ?
Mc: save a horse, ride a cow boy
Lucifer: no.
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mammon: i knew it! you two are having sex!
satan: really? mc why didn’t you tell me? i would have put my book down.
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mc: *exists*
belphie: if you even fucking look at me i will stomp you to death with my hooves
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if this man came up to me, he would get slapped. in the face.
but if THIS man came up to me, i would take my pants off so quick
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MC: are we about to kiss right now?
Belphie, killing them: tch, no
MC, coming back from the dead: why?
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