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The truth is…
Aries:
is a sassy bitch, let’s just accept that. always answering back, they’d even answer back to any god (may it be diplomatically or sarcastic)
always give people cheap gifts not because they’re broke but because they think that’s the only standard or gift you deserve
has a huge disgust with humanity so they either get delusions of controlling the world or they avoid/limit their human interactions
their logic is out of this world: it’s either you get mesmerised and see a new horizon or you end up getting crazy because you can’t get it
beneath all their layers, they’re one of the smartest and hardworking people out there… always willing to help you study/work/etc.
Taurus:
their trigger word is literally food and all its proper nouns. they’d sell their souls for a ceaseless supply of food and they’d won’t regret
literally possessive as fuck, aphrodite lives in their titties cos they dun calm down if they see someone circling around their man/woman.
obsessed with getting shit organised y'all don’t even know. they will never move unless a very detailed blue print is in front of them.
they will keep hustlin more than a twenty of you combined. they know and prioritise how precious time and money are.
when they say they can’t do an errand/plea, dun quickly believe them at all cost or you’ll get a small surprise: they’ll do it after some while.
Gemini:
know that archetype of a kind person who’ll obey & follow you to the death but has so many fucking personal motives? yep, that’s gemini.
their knowledge and expertise are vastly scary; multilingual people and historians. they aint called GEMinis for nothing, hunty.
for them, it’s a dog-eat-dog world. if you don’t match their pace, you’re basically out of their surviving list, whatever list that is.
insanely in love and proud making other people swoon over them (oh the oozing warmth of being loved and respected) but says otherwise
bad at remembering dates but that dun mean they love you less or you’re not that important to them, just believe in them.
Cancer:
they dun talk much but best believe me, whenever they speak it’s either they gon hand you your ass or roast the living shit out of you
are all terminally sarcastic bless their souls. they don’t have time for your bullshit, they don’t even have time for their own.
they will never side or they will avoid picking a side. they’re the best people to rant cos they will literally get where you coming from.
one of the sweetest and loving signs out there but for some reason, they tend to have some problems making real long time friends.
always look brooding or even out of reach. that’s cos they’re afraid words/actions won’t come/show they way they really want them too.
Leo:
so demure but once you get close to them/they know they have the upper control, they will fucking nag & bully everything
but after the searing primadonna stage, these lions are all just smol precious clumsy beans who must be protected at all cost
knows the traditional ways or romancing someone, like the flowers and cupcakes and shy yet formal asking you out for events/dates
easily clouded by false/dark ideas and hard to snap them out of it. it takes another brave alpha who can help them out of the cray
but don’t be fooled, these lions can be tamed and would be willing to tag along the right people for the rest of their life line.
Virgo:
dont slack off in front of them, they will give your ass a whoop back to reality. trust me, they give so much vigour and moral to people.
not easily scared of pretty much anything because they always think about the story/reason behind it, for this one, what made it scary?
they can get super fucking salty and shady and they aint afraid of being salty and shady, for a good or bad reason whatsoever.
they never fail to always see the bigger picture, that also means they’re not afraid to do everything to get to the biggest picture.
loves having fun and enjoying life without taking advantage of things or forgetting to be humble and well-grounded.
Libra:
too pure for this world but these people have a skyrocketing tendencies to becoming a yandere (lol they probably already are)
their aesthetic perfectionism sickness is practically beyond all earth signs combined: they’ll set fire on anything lower than their standards.
too kind and angelic we dun deserve them. we also dun deserve their life sucking flirtatious killer charms. we just dun deserve then all in all
these bitches love to meddle with other people’s business tho. either they save the situation or aggravate it, there’s no in between
even with all the hate on their kind, libra people just keep their heads up and tryn’a understand and accept other people’s view of them.
Scorpio:
for the vagillionth time, y'all have to remember that these “””devil children””” are all just 4D weird bastards who easily space out.
the sexy airheads we all get from anime. but dun cross them & their fambam, they won’t think twice about apathetically cutting you.
everyone’s fairy godmother/father cos if they love you & they see you deserving, they will lavish &treat you so great. aint lying, dis the truth
willing to learn from others but is obsessed with “i am the most mature one so my wisdom is the greatest and the only effective one”
so many layers, like they’re literally never-ending. but after plucking all these layers out, you’ll see a fragile marshmallow baby inside
Sagittarius:
they need like a dozen of hobbies as outlets for their energy. if they don’t get the energy out, they become a host of a time bomb.
insatiably absorbs all information of all kinds like a baby on his mom’s chest or a tic sucking out blood from a fresh catch: you choose
no one really knows if they’re showing genuine reaction/emotion cos you don’t know if they’re forcing it or not or they dun even know too
is the jack of all trades cos they have so many talents but can’t focus and drill hard on one cos they jump from different talent to another
may come arrogant but always they always want everyone to be happy and enjoying the time, probably more than how libra wants it.
Capricorn:
always late on almost everything. insomniac children of the night, so no matter how dire the situation is, they’ll always be late. deal with it.
condescending as fuck cos they know they can do pretty much anything please beware they are vicious machiavellians
obsessed with segregating people in their lives; they don’t want their friends to socialise with their family, this group with that group, etc.
avoids and gets easily tired with human interaction, but is magically brilliant with human interaction. their magic? idek ask them.
after you pass their scrutinising sifting of people in their lives, you’ll just see a funny, dependent, happy-go-lucky, perverted side of them
Aquarius:
also don’t like taking sides, will never jump onto anything without all the cards are seeable, yet also not afraid to speak up in the end.
obsessed and deranged with their fanaticism of any horror shit idk how they can carry on with a fine stomach after all that scary jazz
can never be controlled, they might seem controllable or easy to manoeuvre but spare your ass and don’t be fooled by this sign
disappears and reappears at their own will, and doesn’t care about the consequences of their absence, they literally don’t care.
in the end of the day, aquarius has no fucks to give any of the other signs. they don’t ask for a lot and they just wanna be left alone.
Pisces:
are quiet little shits who looks way more gorgeous when they’re mad cos they just turn fiendish but still in a cute way, like wtf how???
needs a fuck ton of guidance from older or more mature people cos they tend either the laziest, silliest, or most annoying things ever.
how fucking annoying it is whenever they pull out the victim card like dude shove that thing back where it belongs or so I will.
are actually sensible people, kinda shocking for some but it’s the truth cos these people stay in tune with their emotions, they dun run away
break them to pieces and you’ll see a child needing to be loved and wanting to know what are the things that they can improve and learn
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Did a quick Cheryl tunt cosplay today after marathoning some archer! :)
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Powerpuff Girls
Blossom: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Bubbles: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces
Buttercup: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
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Harry Potter Harry Potter 2
Marvel Avengers Agents of Shield
Sailor Moon
My Little Pony My Little Pony 2 My Little Pony 3
Studio Ghibli
Game of Thrones Game of Thrones 2
Doctor Who Doctor Who 2
Hunger Games
Attack on Titan Attack on Titan 2
Steven Universe
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Big Bang Theory
Kingdom Hearts
Avatar Avatar 2 Avatar 3
Pokemon Pokemon Types
Animals
Mass Effect
Downton Abbey
Ace Attorney
Hamtaro
One Piece
Nightmares
Lord of the Rings The Hobbit
Disney Princess Disney Princess 2 Disney Prince
Guild Wars 2
Homestuck
Ever After High
The Walking Dead Survivors
Divergent
Gravity Falls
Balto
Simpsons
Percy Jackson
Adventure Time Adventure Time 2
Assassin’s Creed
The Muppet Show
South Park
Dragon Age Dragon Age 2
RWBY
Star Wars
Dragonball Z
Star Trek
Supernatural
Black Butler
Teen Titan
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me: so when's your birthday?? haha!! and by birthday i mean the day location and exact time you popped out of your moms womb!! h aha (-:
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Top left: Taurus, LEO, Virgo, Sagittarius
Bottom Left: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
Top Right: Gemini, Capricorn
Bottom Right: ARIES, SCORPIO, Aquarius
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pisces mom and virgo dad
reblog with your parents’ sun signs for an astrological survey
I’ll start: my mom is a gemini and my dad is a virgo
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scorpio sun aries moon sagittarius rising
ASTROLOGY BLOGS ONLY: please reblog if you have LESS THAN 500 FOLLOWERS
also, please reblog with your sun, moon, and rising signs. i’ll be making a masterpost out of this!
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me: so when's your birthday?? haha!! and by birthday i mean the day location and exact time you popped out of your moms womb!! h aha (-:
#aries#taurus#gemini#cancer#leo#virgo#libra#scorpio#sagittarius#capricorn#aquarius#pieces#zodiac#astrology#the signs
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WHY EACH SIGN IS DANGEROUS
Aries: second in command to the meme master
Taurus: THE MEME MASTER
Gemini: its on and off with this one. one day of no memes, one day of memes every MINUTE.
Cancer: will fool you into thinking the memes are over when they are not
Leo: the supreme meme themself
Virgo: always uses memes
Libra: has a meme for ANYTHING.
Scorpio: overall great memer
Sagittarius: will whip out the old memes
Capricorn: never gets tired when it comes to memes
Aquarius: knows many memes
Pisces: meme lord
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Scorpio – The Time of Ice and Darkness
The sign of Scorpio takes place during the middle of the season of fall, reflecting this signs personality. Scorpio is the sign is fixed water, which of course creates ice. It is stable and unchanging, stuck in the position it froze in. The climate becomes cold during the time of Scorpio, this is when water freezes and snow starts to fall. Plants are dying and shedding their leaves until the next year. Scorpio is the sign of continuous death and rebirth, understanding one must kill off parts of oneself in order to come back different and a better version than before. Daylight becomes shorter while the nights become longer, which symbolizes how Scorpio is drawn to the darker aspects of life. Many keep unusual hours and prefer to stay awake most of the night and sleep during the day. It is no surprise that Halloween takes place during the time of Scorpio. Halloween is associated as a dark and scary holiday, bringing up horrors people do not want to face during other times of the year. Everyone is running around in masks to hide their true identity. This sign understands how people do this all year long as well, in an effort to hide what is taking place underneath. They want to unmask people and discover what is going on in their core. Scorpio are the masters of uncovering the hidden ice and darkness in everyone, including themselves
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thank you 🦂🎃🕸🌚👻
♏️♏️ SCORPIO SEASON!! ♏️♏️
🦂🦂🦂 happy birthday 🦂🦂🦂 to the funniest🦂🦂🦂 hottest 🦂🦂🦂 most intense 🦂🦂🦂 people of the zodiac!!! 🦂🦂🦂 I hope u all have a fabulous birthday 🎉🎊🎁 a spoopy Halloween 🎃👻 and wonderful season this year! 💕
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creep
i want a perfect body: aries, virgo, libra, scorpio
i want a perfect soul: capricorn, taurus, aquarius, gemini
i want you to notice when i'm not around: pisces, sagittarius, cancer, leo
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