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The Devicer
Come scream with me about video games and music! But also this is just a dumb blog with no real coherency. Good luck!
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hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*
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these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise
(etsy)
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Don’t speak unless you’re spoken to
The thing is at first glance this feels like a respect response, but actually, all this teaches is how to try constantly to have the last response. And even in happy scenarios this isn’t a good thing, people need to learn when the end of a conversation is and convincing children that they can only respond to alduts disrupts the natural order of things.
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
#who am I following?#who’s following me?#literally I have no idea#I still fucking whisper everything#in the tags#wtf#this website isn’t allowed to evolve
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Space westerns are one of the best sci-fi subgenres not just for the amazing stories that it tells but because they are the most likely to have space trains
#today on overlapping vent diagrams you don’t expect to see:#most likely to have space trains:#space westerns#and#kingdom hearts
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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it
#cannot stress enough#what a ride#this videos entire comment section is#please go watch the video#while reading the comments
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Somehow from two different bookstores in two different states I have acquired two books that belonged to the same person..
If you're out there John Larrabee, hmu and we can talk about Tom Paine. Also I have your boarding pass from 2014 that you were taking notes on.
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Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.
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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.
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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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