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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Have you ever seen a dik dik?
they are small and loveable, but i havent seen one 
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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"I bet you use tea cups for bowls!"
He huffed.” They make bowls too big is all.”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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"Aaaah! That's so cute!" Starbuck laughed. "You're like a deer puppy!"
“ S-Shut up! It’s rugged! Living off the land and stuff! A man living by his own means.”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck chuckled "I bet you could take a bath in a bucket."
“ I mean... I have. Or birdbaths. Gotta be resourceful you know!” He huffed.
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck picked up Xylo and put him on his back. "Also deal."
The tiny fellah weighed so little he felt like nothing on Star’s back, besides his jittering.” K-Kay. Good!”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Is it true Dikdiks mark their territory with their tears?
“ L-Look man. It’s not tears like that. We arent big wimps or somethin. We just rub eye goo on grass and stuff to leave our scent there!”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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"Deal." Starbuck chuckled
“ And a bath! Cuz now I smell like pony spit!”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck bopped his nose and smiled wide
He glared up at Star.” You better buy me lunch for that...”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck giggled "How is so much rage in something so adorable?"
He reared up, flailing at Star’s muzzle with tiny hooves before panting.” Dangit... You jerk.”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck chuckled. "Alright. Alright, Xylo. You can come out now." Starbuck opened his mouth and lowered his head to the ground.
xylo flopped out, staggering a moment and shaking off, his fur a mess. He scampered off a bit, turned, and rammed Starbuck in the nose harmlessly.” You... YOUUUU!”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck swallowed him whole and smiled. "I told that guy I'd do more than eat a dick! I ate a Dikdik!"
More flailing, kicking, headbutts and bites continued.
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck then closed his mouth around the tiny antelope and tilted his head back, letting him fall down his throat.
Muffled cursing and a thousand tiny kicks that amounted to very little actual pain were his reply.
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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"Nuh-uh! Look!" He took a few steps closer "See?"
Xylo’s curiosity got the better of him, wandering a little closer and looking around.
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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Starbuck chuckled and stepped closer. "Blaaaaah!"
“ That’s gotta hurt man! Does it really not hurt?”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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"It is cool!" Starbuck put his hooves on his cheeks. He pushed on his jaw until there was a pop and then his mouth fell open. "See? Aaaah~"
“ Oh! Ewwwwwwww!” He replied, looking on in curious disgust.” Man! I guess you could actually eat me! Gross!”
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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"I broke my jaw once and now I can pop it out of place." He pointed at his jaw. "Wanna see?"
“ No!... K-Kinda? Is it cool? Don’t get closer though!” He backed up a bit more.
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ask-xylo · 9 years
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"What if I swallow you? Like a pill?" It's unclear if Starbuck is messing with the tiny animal or just being weird.
He stamped nervously in place.” No man! I’m not even that small! What do you have like a snake jaw?”
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