what is the weirdest thing that has made your trouser wood grow?

Cranberry sauce.

Was that Fergus?

Was who Fergus?

DAMN YOU KENYON. YOU LIP LICKING, EYEBROW RAISING, HOT SON OF A BITCH. YOU'VE RUINED OTHER MEN FOR ME

You're welcome ;)

are you lonely tonight baby, need some company cus I need a real man tonight - Ella. PS just so you know the second your though that door I'll be on you like a beaver on a hunk of wood

Girl your similes are sublime. I'll pick you up at 7pm. 

are you just good in bed, sorry let me rephrase that. Are you just a monster in bed or are you monster in other places?

It's all a matter of opinion really, isn't it? Let's just say that I'm marvellously attentive, and a monster when I need to be. 

whats the best song to *get it on* to?

It depends really. Depends who it is and how I'm feeling and how I want the lucky lady to feel. But this is a pretty good start. You know, for that slow little dance you do when you're pulling her hips closer to grind against yours, and sneaking your fingers up her dress and into those soaking little panties. 

Oops, sorry for the delay, November's a busy month, what with all those Christmas receptions and parties coming up ;] Here's my Movember progress, fit, I know.  

(Peacocks lady) If you're asking for a 'dance', I'd give you whatever you ask for. I'm sure the thrills are guaranteed, when you're riding at full speed...

Unf. Peacocks are sexy. 

Quick update on the chin. Fuzz is starting to show. 

you bring the martinis il bring the handcuffs

Sounds good to me!

(From the Peacocks lady.) Let me lick you up and down.. Til you say stop. Let me play with your body baby, make you real hot. Let me do all the things, you want me to do.. Cause tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you ;)

You're quite the little lyricist. Fancy giving me a little 'dance' too?

Hello Movember

In the spirit of it being Movember, I've decided to grow a moustache this month. I'll be posting daily photos of me to show you how it's coming along. 

Here's today's:

Er, yes well there's obviously nothing there YET. But there will be soon, so stay tuned. 

mm martini, how about a private party?

How about: YES. 

Can't wait to obey my emperor's every command...

Ooo, good girl. This makes Monday lunchtime quite a bit sweeter...

Halloween's coming up. Planning on wearing anything special? Like, oh I don't know, whipped cream?

How about I stick to my Emperor Commodus outfit, and I whip you up a creamy outfit of sorts? 

;]

god darling you are delicious, I bet you really know how to treat a woman.

Let's grab a few drinks together, and I'll prove it to you first hand...

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock. Ya peacock, cock cock!

Come off anon, then let's talk 'peacock's ;]