"Well, hello there... Sensational Spider-Grub?"

Queen Twilight comes snoot-to-snoot with the alter ego of one of her many little daughters, New Canterlot Hive's newest, most amazing, most sense-shattering super-hero of them all! She just needs a little practice yet. All just part of being a mom in The Eternal Courtship.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

For Child Abuse Prevention Month and y'all who never got to hear it. 💚🐢 🐀💚 Good parenting.

"I don't HAVE to get it. YOU get it and that's enough because I LOVE you."

Good dad. 💜

Given Jackie Chan's notorious relationship to his LGBTQ daughter I have to wonder how this role hit home.

Love may find a way. 💜

It's scientifically proven. Three Twilights can't be wrong. 💜💙💚💛💗

A art gift for one of the good ones, Chrisko Prower Baphy bless your bones, bud. Sorry to hear about your hospital times. Maybe Goth Party Tails can help you get on with a speedy recovery

"Yesh... yesh... I know. M'the bes' mudder effer. M'beyonn perfegt. Y'r sho luggy y'r pony-mudder dint catch 'oo oudda behd 'is late..." The grub chittered gleefully in the safety of her Queen-mother's jaws. Wiggling her tiny worm-body she glommed tightly to the plush toy that smelled so much of her mothers' love.

Chrysalis smiled, chuckling in loving resignation. She craned down her neck and lifted the tiny grub in her jaws to carry her back to the creche for bedtime. "I swear... y'r all gedding t'be juss like y'r pony-muffer."

Yes! YES! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! 💜💙💚💛💗

Tearing yourself down to fit in with a group is bullying without the outsourcing. Enjoy the things you enjoy and tell the folkes who shame you for that simple joy that isn't hurting anyone to go Fuck themselves.

"Welcome to my shitpost cringe brainrot blog of bad art I'm a loser lmao" - My brain upon seeing blog descriptions like this....

But seriously, It's okay to enjoy your harmless hobbies. You don't have to be a self-deprecating jerk about it. "Cringe" is just bullshit made up by bullies. You're hurting yourself and you're also teaching everyone who shares your interests to feel ashamed of it as well.

inspired by this post

To all the trans folkes out there- some damn beautiful things come out of eggs.

Y'all are seen. Y'all are loved. 💜💜💚💛💗 Heres to yall on this Trans Day of Visibility

Watch "Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur" on YouTube

When the kiddos are napping and all is right with the world.

The Eternal Courtship, Love never dies. It only changes form.

Queen Chrysalis Sparkle reclined on her satin perch, lifting a jewel-encrusted goblet in her magic. Once more Twilight had requested her bughorse wife to privately model for her latest attempt at artistry. Chrysalis was only too happy to comply. She took well to the job of a model, her wife's muse. Being the Queen-mother of her entire species she was quite accustomed to being the center of attention. As she desired no creatures attention on Equus more than her little pony wife's this was truly the perfect way to spend a quiet afternoon for the queen.

She slowly lifted a long chitinous hind-leg, widening her lap in a seductive and inviting manner. very unladylike yet very fitting for the couple. A soft purr rumbled in her long neck as she tucked a hoof to her barrel, adding a hint of coquettish playfulness to her posture.

She almost lost her balance as Twilight smacked an angry hoof against the sculptor's stage and barked out a shrill squawk. Chrysalis stifled a chuckle behind her pitted hoof. She was unaware that Twilight had learned how to swear in Griffonese. Twilight muttered in frustration at the uncooperative wet grey lump, grumbling out whispered threats and slander to its place as a mineral resource. Thus far her adversary resisted her every attempt to ply her fledgling techniques. To be fair her work-in-progress might be mistaken for Chrysalis, that is assuming it was viewed in passing by a near-sighted mole through several mugs of quality cider and perhaps the changeling queen had taken the form of a wad of chewed bubblegum.

Chrysalis touched the goblet to her lips. The dark crimson liquid sipped smoothly through her sabre-like fangs, cool and robust. The changeling queen considered the scene in loving silence. "Why do you struggle so with this new obsession, beloved? You've tried grasping my form with several mediums- charcoal, graphite, paint and now clay. To what end? To capture my likeness? To release your hidden tensions? Perhaps to gift me with your creation of love?" She narrowed her eyes. "Am I to believe you'd go to such lengths simply to try your hoof at new hobbies?" She pursed her lips, dismissing the notion. "No, surely not." Her wings softly buzzed as her forked tongue flickered at the air, tasting her wife's passion. "All artists have their need to create, my love. It consumes them. Why do you...?"

Sometimes a big, hateful, loudmouthed jerk will just hand you a golden opportunity to laugh at them...

May I ASS you a few questions Mr Jones? 😂😆 🎶 Oooh Aaaass-hozleh meeee-ooooh... Ooooh Sodo-meeee-yaaaah 🎶

And finally, because EVERYTHING is ultimately about gay ponies...

Am I a horrible person for that last one? 🙍😌 I dunno. There's an old saying about giving a fool enough rope and they'll hang themselves. Seems Mr J might stand to learn from the classics. 😁 Or at least from li'l gay ponies. 💜💙💚💛💗

See also the folkes who say SUPER-hateful grossness in ads for anything LGBTQ-positive but their profile is all motivational posters and animal shelter charities... 😒

Bit of an odd quirk I've noticed on social media, when folkes seem to enjoy the post you make but maybe they dont quite "get" it? Like when you promote anti-racism, they share your post, then they say some REALLY racist biz in their repost. 😲😨

🙍 people are strange... 🎶

we need another bidoof’s law to refer to the phenomenon where someone says some rude stupid shit in the reblogs of your post and you go to their blog and all their posts are about nature loving you and being kind to each other and cute illustrations about friendship etc. the cognitive dissonance

From the pages of For My Lilac- How To Entice Your Nerd Girl by Queen Chrysalis Sparkle-

"Don't be afraid to be spontaneous. It requires some committed familiarity and can be a dangerous gambit but Never let your relationship fall into a rut. That's the quickest way to lose your delicious passion. Alicorn, pony, gryphon, yak, ophiotaur, ursine, xyltpzy- kelpie or selkie or pummelweed, I've been them all and a thousand more and take it from me, no matter the species, no matter the norms or the culture, one truth is inescapable. If you want the love to keep flowing you have to keep the spark alive.

Maybe you lack the superior shape-shifting abilities of the changeling hive. Perhaps you lack the power to burst forth from a tiny surprise package delivered to them during court, wreathed in a perfumed flame and dressed in a playful summer bikini. There is no shame and that is no excuse. You only need the power of desire and a minor amount of ingenuity to feed it. Think of what they enjoy, their likes, their "happy-place" of fandom. Do your research and then, Surprise them. Dress up as one of their favorite fantasy or sci-fi characters. It doesn't have to be romantic. Just surprise them at home or even at work. Invite them to an activity in character. Commit to the bit. At the end of the day your nerd is a nerd but they are still a person. Regardless of the details, the willingness to show your interest in their interests will make them feel valued and go a long way in fostering the love between you."

The first trans person I recall seeing on television who wasn't simply a shock-value or punching-bag butt of a joke was on an episode of "Night Court", a show which was-at times VERY progressive for the era. Though her presentation in the episode was somewhat ungraceful it was sympathetic, empowering and supportive.

Back then, there was little understanding of the difference between "transgender", "transvestite" and "transexual". Today, the discourse has opened into a whole spectrum of understanding built in concepts we didnt have words for even a decade ago.

Today such characters are still by FAR hidden away in the background or erased alltogether for corporate fear of offending conservative viewers but sometimes, here and there, the light does break through.

Denying the dignity of a human being to appeal to the prejudices of another should not be the norm.

If you are trans or queer and struggling, please, live. Hang in there. This world is getting better because WE are making it so. This world will be better for having you in it. 💜

I’m not exaggerating when I say this post changed my life. Seeing this as a terrified self hating 17 year old was like finding a fresh water lake in the middle of the Sahara.

You inspire me to draw fanart as self indulgent as I want it to be

No one can tell your story but you.

You're damn right it is. 💜💙💚💛💗

"One's body is inviolable, subject to ones own will alone."

Live that truth.

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

When you're already in quite a mood because you're gravid... AGAIN... and your beloved precious little pony wife is SO happy about that but her friends are insolent twits who are also kinda racist...

...and if you obliterate them she'll probably be a little upset about that. Sometimes even a Big Mama Bughorse has to relax her spiracles and count to ten... or twenty. 👭💜💚💜😆