I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.
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"Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would have done so already."
Woooooooo!! Lets go!!
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This fanart of human Alastor from one of the official illustrators who works on Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is fueling my American Horror Story: Hotel AU with H.H. Holmes-esque serial killer Alastor...
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Wow... so Malleus' signature spell is literally indestructible unless you manage to incapacitate him. That in itself is pretty much impossible as well, because everything within his domain literally obeys his every will; laws of physics be damned, common sense be damned. He could turn air walkable and earth untouchable if he wants to. He is the absolute god of his kingdom. If nobody stops him and his domain manages to swallow the entire world, then it's game over for everyone.
That, and if you actually manage to destroy his magic in that .2% chance, then everyone--literally everyone will have their souls destroyed along with it.
I think this is a very, very interesting condition. It plays perfectly with his false god role because 1) Everyone and everything obeys him, and 2) Everyone dies for him. Just like how people die for their gods throughout the entirety of history.
So Lilia's advise to everyone really was serious. "Let sleeping dragons lie." because there's no escaping a dragon awoken.
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"He asked me to join his team"
"I said NO"
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Vox is cute
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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow
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