ATTENTION: HYDROGEN
Great job at not occurring in our air at sufficient concentration to explode. Keep up the good work!
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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Sleepy Joe and drowsy Don ran for public office. Donnie snored, which Joe ignored. His own dreams were not about this.
Joe dreamed that he was king, all across the land. Don dreamed almost the exact same thing, back by popular demand.
One wasn't young. The other was old. They both really liked their nap time. One woke up with a silver cup, the other in jail for his crimes.
But which of these aged yawning men do we pick to lead the country? If you ask me, the one who's free, with arthritis in his left knee. 😴
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Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!
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