Tumgik
artaline · 21 hours
Text
Tumblr media
The Witness for the Dead books are just great, aren’t they.
156 notes · View notes
artaline · 1 day
Text
I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
48K notes · View notes
artaline · 1 day
Text
I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
144K notes · View notes
artaline · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
a few bg3 commissions I finished recently! these are so fun, can't wait to open them again this summer <3
(for GarlicPolice, bblenore, duckdotimg, cinnabearroll, yourvampyregf, and chestmouths on twitter!)
406 notes · View notes
artaline · 2 days
Text
Listen it wasn’t the most baffling thing in the world when Netflix canceled Lockwood and co even tho it performed well bc let’s be real, Netflix will basically cancel a show if it breathes wrong…
But do you think that Netflix actually canceled Lockwood and co bc around the time it aired they’d aquired the rights to dead boy detectives (a show with a competingly similar premise to Lockwood and co that has Neil Gaiman attached who’s had two very successful shows in the last few years with Netflix and Amazon prime)… because I do.
Like to me that’s the missing puzzle piece of what happened there
4K notes · View notes
artaline · 2 days
Text
Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered
103K notes · View notes
artaline · 2 days
Text
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
275K notes · View notes
artaline · 2 days
Text
If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
108K notes · View notes
artaline · 2 days
Text
Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
35K notes · View notes
artaline · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media
Just so you all realize and see it in action:
This fic was finished in 2015 and the author hadn't had a comment since 2016. They appreciated the comment even though it was just emoji hearts, they were happy and surprised to receive love on their older fic.
Don't stop commenting just because it's an old piece or because you think you can't come up with something smart, witty or thoughtful to say.
Just say anything. Just put an emoji. Just let them know you appreciate their work.
3K notes · View notes
artaline · 3 days
Text
Being autistic is weird because I think I'd be entirely entirely immune to the maddening effects of witnessing an Elder God but learning that barnacles are arthropods rather than molluscs nearly gave me an existential crisis
12K notes · View notes
artaline · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
19K notes · View notes
artaline · 4 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Odyssey
based on this poll
20K notes · View notes
artaline · 4 days
Text
so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized
12K notes · View notes
artaline · 5 days
Text
i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
119K notes · View notes
artaline · 5 days
Text
Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
7K notes · View notes
artaline · 5 days
Text
Tumblr media
54K notes · View notes