we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

hey guys reminder that cringe culture is not in fact dead and some of you motherfuckers are actually perpetuating the shit out of it.

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

There are multiple posts saying that Legolas is the Texan amongst the Fellowship of the Ring and you’re all wrong it’s Gandalf. It’s 1000% Gandalf. Gandalf followed a wild horse for two days to tame it and would regularly ride up to the Shire with a cart full of homemade fireworks. Gandalf's the Texan.

Imagine if the kotlc movie comes out and at first it’s just a normal movie, accurate enough to the books, and then Fitz is introduced and his first line is: “Is this you? Hoot, hoot.” 

The funniest interaction is Sophie and Tiergan, she's wailing about her relationship woes and he's like 'ngl girlie but I frankly don't give a shit. Anyway about my long lost husband'

(sketches that will never amount to anything but i kinda like them anyway)

Kotlc people of tumblr, give me the little specific details you guys want in the movie

"few people are constantly aware of or in touch enough with their emotions to always express themselves perfectly" is such great writing advice and something i always appreciate until it happens to me, at which point i would rather be forced to writhe like a worm across a thousand miles of broken glass than be forced to endure it for even another singular moment

how many times do we have to say "acting like an autistic character wouldnt know about sex is weird" until it actually sinks in and people stop saying autistic characters wouldnt know about sex

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

people have got to get normaler about systems