the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

hey @kwain-itinerant-meddler u wanna explain this

toxic masculinity is a hell of a thing

Well that is awfully personal !

why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

I am NOT scared of thunderstorms! however, it is very important that I snuggle in real close to my tall roommate through the whole storm ! I do this because he is scared since he might be embarrassed to admit that the storm is REALLY SCARY ! he is lucky to have a very brave friend like me !

one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

One of the worst parts of current internet culture is that it makes good old fashioned complaining so difficult. I don’t wanna cancel anyone or bully anyone, I’m not trying to form a hate mob I’m not calling anyone out, i just wanna bitch about something. Because complaining is fun, good for you, even. Is that too much to ask? Where is the room for shooting the shit?

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent