Okuyasu: I've finally conquered my fear of ghosts!
Josuke: That's the spirit!
Okuyasu: oh fUCK where?!
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Josuke: why don't we just put all of the ocean water into a cup, clean out the bottom, and then pour it back?
Okuyasu: I don't know, that's a lot of water, man...we might need two cups.
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Mista: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Bruno: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Mista: Yup, they're all birds.
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Police: you’re under arrest for trying to carry five people on a single motorcycle
Mista: wait, what do you mean FIVE?
Police: well there are five of you
Bruno: OH MY GOD
Police: sir?
Bruno: NARANCIA FUCKING FELL OFF
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neither do soya beans but here we are
I thought this vine would fit for them
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that one cursed pic of jolyne sitting on giornos lap but its wholesome
merry christmas eve <3
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day 1 of being the boss’ bodyguard
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Bruno: alright, everyone pay attention, i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute.
Giorno: why? are you in a hurry?
Bruno: no, i was referring to your bloody short attention spans.
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