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areyouokman · 10 days
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Durge: Every day I wake up thinking about killing you
Gortash: I know
Durge: I could kill you right now if I wanted to
Gortash: I know
Durge: Hells, why do you let me in your bed every night?!
Gortash: I love you
Gortash: And I never want to live without you
Gortash: If you stay with me, I get my wish
Gortash: And if you kill me, I get my wish too
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areyouokman · 10 days
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I can't stop thinking about that (I think datamined) voice line where Raphael tells Karlach he has "a thousand mistresses" like ??? he literally just
Raphael: we have 1000 mistresses at home
The 1000 mistresses at home:
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areyouokman · 10 days
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you know i really expected to feel differently about gortash playing as the dark urge from what i'd seen of their relationship but i had the same gut reaction to meeting him at the coronation as last time i.e. an instant and urgent desire to beat his ass. conversely the first time around i didn't much care for orin but now. that's my baby sister. and she's never done anything wrong in her life including lobotomizing me. that's just sibling things.
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areyouokman · 10 days
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the size difference- 😩
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areyouokman · 10 days
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That's it
That's my contribution to the fandom
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areyouokman · 10 days
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The Lizard Prince
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areyouokman · 10 days
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I know people like to laugh about the Raphael being a bottom and only sleeping with a clone of himself thing or argue that Haarlep said it so it’s information from an unreliable narrator, but like… fuck.
This big powerful devil who lives in a fortress just wants to be topped by and make himself vulnerable to someone who can give him the illusion of being loved even though he knows it isn’t real and said clone makes fun of and probably hates him? And the fact that the only person he can imagine loving him is himself?
It’s so sad. It’s so fucked up if you think about it too hard. What the fuck is this guy’s life? This concept is so good.
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areyouokman · 11 days
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Based on this tweet 😁
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areyouokman · 11 days
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BG3. Raphael/Haarlep. Relatable.
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areyouokman · 12 days
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areyouokman · 12 days
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hum...been thinking a lot about Raphael and Haarlep's relationship.
I might a proper post later on but i keep thinking about that Haarlep line 'he can deny me nothing' and the fact that Haarlep knows where the hammer is kept.
Like their relationship is clearly more than sexual. Haarlep knows raphael's secrets, they are in a way, working 'together.'
But also, Haarlep can be a little antagonistic towards Raphael, but for it feels more like, they're doing it to push his limits/buttons? Idk like Haarlep feels like a cat to me sometimes. One moment, purring on their owner's lap and then on the other, scracthting their owner's face.
I just think there's a lot of possibilities with the relationship between these two.
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areyouokman · 12 days
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Obligatory masquerade design
This was such a pain in the ass lmao but it turned out fine I think! Orin did Durge's hair, don't ask him where he got that dress from, and Gort has a little devil mask because he's coping with his childhood very well
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areyouokman · 12 days
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Dark Urge: if you figured out what makes Ketheric immortal, you would tell me, right?
Gortash (immediately): it would be my wedding gift to you.
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areyouokman · 12 days
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it frustrates me to see people saying modern Gale would be an AI bro. Modern Gale would hate AI because there is no soul in it, no creativity; it is attempting to 'solve' art with math and he would find that stifling and depressing.
GORTASH IS THE AI BRO stop robbing him of his title. He would be blackmailing people with ai-cloned voices and likenesses, living his best life.
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areyouokman · 12 days
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I want to put Gortash on a leash and peg him until he can barely hold himself up. He'd be a better person for it.
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areyouokman · 12 days
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Don't bother Karlach, he's a bad apple too... (i like the hc that Gortash is into gourmet food, but we all know what kinda food they serve at the House of Hope. He has an iron stomach...)
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