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applesdotexe · 2 days
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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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It makes me happy when they listen
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happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time
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Wim Delvoye: Twisted Clockwise (2011) nickeled laser-cut stainless steel
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applesdotexe · 3 days
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Crazy how…you could just be a regular guy at work…but you come home and have a kooky sense of humor and play the elite video games and listen to secret music
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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯
microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight
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nine inch nails would kill these people, fallout boy would kill these people, i bet theyd turn to dust if presented the steven universe soundtrack
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the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon
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applesdotexe · 3 days
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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy
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applesdotexe · 3 days
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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm
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applesdotexe · 3 days
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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this
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I am losing my mind over this.
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applesdotexe · 3 days
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we need a🧍except the guy is covered in blood
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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applesdotexe · 3 days
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WE ARE AT GOAL thank y'all so much!!! 😭
i have had to ask a lot for assistance with money this past year. between getting away from abusive family, briefly running to a hotel, moving into an apartment, getting my hours cut for a few months, and my apartment situation siphoning all my finances and crumbling and myself moving yet again, i have had to ask for a lot of help.
i honestly feel like a bad inconvenience of a person for needing help, but i am trying very hard to remind myself that i have been trying to get back up on my feet for some time now and that there is nothing wrong with needing help. im still working, and still settling into my new spot
im a physically disabled system, dealing with increasing chronic pain issues.
this past week i had to take my ESA to the vet as she was having mobility/restroom issues, and this cost money i had little of
long story short, i still need help. i still need help with getting groceries and gas, and getting medication, and affording transport to work and my doctors
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applesdotexe · 3 days
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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It
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