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apple-core-tm · 7 months
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October can’t come soon enough
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apple-core-tm · 1 year
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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨
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apple-core-tm · 1 year
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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apple-core-tm · 1 year
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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October can’t come soon enough
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) 2.03 “Brain Scramblies”
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Dongni Hou on Instagram
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california
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these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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I was reading an essay about trans identity earlier and the author forwarded an interesting argument, which was that cis-heterosexuality is deeply unnatural. it can’t be anything but unnatural, because if it wasn’t it wouldn’t need to be so violently imposed on everyone and reinforced to you your entire life. which means humanity existed prior to that imposition - that there is a state of existential transsexuality, or rather pre-sexuality (used in this instance to refer both to gender and sexuality), where human beings are fully capable of existing in the world without the imposition of cis-heterosexuality. trans people are just sitting up and taking note of this imposition. so the real question is not “why are you transgender?”, the question is “why are so many of you not transgender?”
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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Took the l and decided my assignment can be submitted late, nap was more important
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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i think of this video once a week
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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Madoka REALLY was like "NO I will live out my magical girl fantasies I will save the world with magic of friendship I will have my pink sparkly background I will be like sailor moon. Fuck you."
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...
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apple-core-tm · 2 years
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idk maybe domestic abuse trials shouldn’t be treated as entertainment
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