Jean: I was thinking-
Connie: oh yeah? I tried that once, never really cared for it
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*arguing*
Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now
Levi: ??
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Eren: do you trust me?
Levi: no
Eren: ill take that as a yes
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Mikasa: Hold up, are you flirting with me?
Eren: Um, no?
Mikasa: Well you should.
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yo i’m back, sorry for keeping everyone waiting I hope y’all aren’t too mad at— *gunshot*
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Connie, to everyone: you guys are literally swagless it's embarrassing
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Armin: You know, when I said 'bring me back something from the coast' I meant like a seashell or something.
Eren, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well how was I suppose to know??
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Levi: I made my therapist cry
Hanji: that means you win
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Hanji: Levi gave me a pretty rock!
Levi: I threw it at you.
Hanji: He's so sweet.
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Levi: i’m 50% fashion, 70% skills, and 80% murder
Eren: that’s 200%
Levi: that’s right, and twice the man you’ll ever be
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Sasha: *eating in the McDonalds play area*
*some kid staring at her*
Sasha: McFuck you looking at?
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Falco: it's like my only talent is breathing
Gabi: don't be ridiculous
Gabi: you have asthma
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Eren: what do you think's gonna happen when Levi gets back?
Armin: hold on, let me overthink this
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Hanji: We have good news and bad news.
Erwin: Bad news first.
Hanji: The fire we started in the barracks is out of control.
Erwin, shrieking: THE WHAT?!?!
Levi, holding a perfectly toasted pop tart: Wow, so you don’t even care about the good news.
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Armin: I saw two kids in a fist fight, so I had to step in
Mikasa: that's a good thought-
Armin, holding up his broken arm: I didn't stand a chance will you please take me to the hospital
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Ymir: what are your goals?
Historia: to pet every dog
Ymir: no, I mean fitness goals
Historia: to be strong enough to hold all dogs and pet them
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Sasha: this apple crumble is kinda gritty
Armin: that's beach sand??
Armin: and a fucking seashell
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