you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither
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yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
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the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper
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Guuuuuys having a heart and loving ppl is so embarrassing like pls dont perceive me or look into the fact that im asking when we can hang out ok i just enjoy ur company but like ew but also so so so much love
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