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Baby I Miss You
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by FuckAroundAndFindOut
“Gadzooks,” he says faintly. “Hey, Strider.” You’d know that voice anywhere. His accent is a dead giveaway.
“English? What are you doing here?”
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Shenanigans ensue after Dirk and Jake are forced to talk about the thing they hate the most: the past.
Words: 1146, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider, John Egbert (mentioned), Dave Strider (mentioned), Jane Crocker (mentioned)
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: Earth C, postgame, Post-Sburb/Sgrub, (slight AU bc I don't want to write Davebot or Ult Dirk), Homestuck 2 (vague references), Talking, Diners, Having a little chat as bros, Walks In The Park, Found this in my records, Naturally I am now going to yeet it into the ether for everyone to see
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To the End of the Universe and Back
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by beethefallen
John gets abducted by aliens. Dave becomes very attached to the human onboard.
Words: 2480, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: John Egbert, Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Jake English
Relationships: John Egbert/Dave Strider, Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: alien strilondes, Alien/Human Relationships, John gets abducted, Alien Sex, Alien Biology, Alien Character(s), Weird Sex, dave has an alien dick, Sadism, Masochism, john realizes he's definitely not straight, dave and john become whipped for each other, dubcon, things are going to get Extremely Weird, adding as i go
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The Lighthouse
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by Laurasauras
When Dirk and Vriska find themselves demoted from their co-captaincy and wash up on Jake's island, they only want to stay as long as it takes for them to be rested enough to go seek revenge. Jake wants them out of his hair too. But things don't always go as planned, thank goodness.
Words: 1749, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Vriska Serket
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Vriska Serket & Dirk Strider, Jake English/Vriska Serket/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: Pirates, Providing Refuge/Shelter, Secrets, Trans Female Character, Asexual Character, Polyamory
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Roses and Needles
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by Lemonbyte
Rose Lalonde is a retired teenage rebel now working at her family's flower shop.
Kanaya Maryam is an aspiring tattoo artist and piercer working at her sister's parlor.
Two girls who's paths might've crossed by chance, Burt they're making the most of it.
Words: 2627, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F
Characters: Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Porrim Maryam, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Aranea Serket, Calliope (Homestuck), Homestuck Ensemble
Relationships: Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, PAST: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor, Canon Lesbian Relationship, Piercings, Tattoos, True Love, no bullshit pining, Girls Kissing, Girls in Love, Eventual Smut
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by dapperdueling
The aftermath of Dirk Strider's leave.
Words: 1438, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Jane Crocker
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, or at least implied - Relationship, Jane Crocker & Jake English
Additional Tags: Hurt No Comfort, The Homestuck Epilogues, Not Canon Compliant, You can read it as canon compliant if you want though?, Its really based on my mems so
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Why is my Bro a Bigger Cock Block than Final's Week?
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by Salkeya
Your name is Dirk Strider, and you love your brother, you really do.
But it has been three months since he's left your shared apartment for more than an hour, and you are going fucking crazy, because you haven't had anytime to be alone with your boyfriend, Jake, that entire time. And Jesus Christ, you need a good fuck from him, preferably before you're both old and decrepit.
So you decide, fuck it, either Dave's gonna get the memo and leave, or breakfast tomorrow is gonna be all hells of awkward.
Words: 6113, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider, Dave Strider
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: PWP, There is no plot, theyre just fucking for 5k words, and being funny for the rest, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Bottom Dirk Strider, Top Jake English, why does no one ever tag that smh, dave shows up at the end to be a funny bro, Alternate Universe - College/University, implied humanstuck, if that matters to anyone lol, unconventional gags, they use a pillow but not the way people usually do
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Ana Ng
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by karkaIicious
Words: 4, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider, Dirk, Jane Crocker, Roxy Lalonde, Roxy, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Jade Harley
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: Trans Male Dirk Strider, Trans Male Character, Trans Dirk Strider, Trans Roxy Lalonde, Trans Male Roxy Lalonde, Everyone Is Gay, Alternate Universe - High School, Gay Cowboys, wow thats kinda gay, Inspired by Music, i love the song Ana Ng, Bad Ending, Implied/Referenced Suicide, True Love
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I Tried to Play a Game with My Friends and All I Got Was This Stupid Trauma
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by goblin_zone, vee_thebee
Lacy Windsor and Cole Hampton have been stuck in the Medium on their own for four years when, miraculously, they're added to a memo full of people they've never met before. When they take the risk and accept the help of these mysterious strangers, what will happen when they reveal the true power of their godtiers?
Words: 5068, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: John Egbert, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, Jane Crocker, Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Original Characters
Relationships: John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope, Karkat Vantas/OC, Dave Strider/OC, John Egbert & OC, Vriska Serket & OC, Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: Tags May Change, Jane Slander, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Narcoleptic Jade Harley, Light Angst, use of canon dialogue, fuck andrew hussie
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A Fic Where Dirk is Not Stylish
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by mythicPagan
dirk and jake get ready for an event. chaos ensues. (not nsfw)
Words: 569, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, POV Jake English, Autistic Jake English, Autistic Dirk Strider, they are both autistic dont even try me
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Chains In The Ruins
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by kn1ghtofh34rt
Jake finds some chains in the ruins by his house and drags dirk along. basically they fuck. in the ruins. thats really all there is to say
Words: 1472, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: dirkjake - Freeform, dirk strider - Freeform, jake english - Freeform, dirkjake smut, Smut, Blowjobs, handjobs, light degrading, Overstimulation, Bondage, gay people, jakedirk - Freeform, Top Jake English, Bottom Dirk Strider, FaceFucking, buff dirk strider, boys with muscles... heart, why am i still a homestuck fan in 2022
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Making it work
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by bunbondoeswriting
Karkat & co. hop town to town to avoid being caught and killed by demon hunters. Then they find a place that's worth staying in. Question is, will they be able to?
Words: 1319, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
Characters: Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, Feferi Peixes, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Jade Harley, Jake English, Jane Crocker, John Egbert
Relationships: Karkat Vantas & Everyone, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert/Vriska Serket
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Demons, Underage Smoking, Polyamory, which is why im not tagging every single relationship, the ancestors are gonna be there but only in flashbacks so, Mind Control, Temporary Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, canon stuff mixed with my own lore, Slow Burn, Flashbacks, Magic, Prophetic Visions, Blood and Violence, Demon Hunters
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Is it Gay to Kiss Mothman?
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by goblin_zone
Dave and Dirk have always looked out for each other. If the world was against them, they always knew someone had their back. Through thick and thin, and monsters and glowing eyes? After these two brothers get shoved aside while their guardian is off at a gig, they find out all too quickly what exactly goes bump in the night.
Words: 746, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: Multi
Characters: Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Bro, Alpha Kids (Homestuck), Beta Kids (Homestuck), Troll(s), Jake English, John Egbert, Jade Harley, Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dad Egbert, Jane Crocker, Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, Vriska Serket, Tavros Nitram, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Feferi Peixes, Terezi Pyrope, Kanaya Maryam, Sollux Captor, Mothman (Character)
Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
Additional Tags: Tags May Change, Cryptids, Child Abuse, Fluff and Angst, Lots of Angst, too much angst, Mothman, modern folk lore, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, AU
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Actions Have Consequences
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by PrettyBoiShin
You know, maybe robonecromancy is a BAD idea.
Words: 6963, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck, Five Nights at Freddy's
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: M/M, Other
Characters: Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Cronus Ampora, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Jake English, Sollux Captor, Jane Crocker, Original Child Character(s)
Relationships: Cronus Ampora/Dirk Strider, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas (mentioned), Dave Strider/Sollux Captor (if you squint), Jake English/Dirk Strider (past)
Additional Tags: what do i tag this uh, Major Character Undeath, Suicide mention, everyone except Cronus Sollux and the kid are dead, there's a lot of death, fnaf au
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Null and Void
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by Hemoanarchists
Words: 4662, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Jane Crocker
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: More of a collection of ideas then a story
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Failstuck
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by ParadimeShifts
At this point, you know that something has to give, or you're going to have to repeat your last year of high school, which is decidedly not an option. Your life has turned into a never-ending shit show you can only hope to numb with dumbassery, and things from a long time ago are surfacing just outside of your awareness.
You're terrified that you might be the problem.
Words: 7212, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Relationships: Jade Harley/Dave Strider, John Egbert/Dave Strider, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker/Jake English, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Slow Build, Friends to Lovers, Alternate Universe - High School
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Play The Game
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by Neo_Naughtager
Dirk's trying to get some work done- Jake has other plans.
In which some distractions are welcomed.
(Originally a birthday fic for a friend.)
Words: 423, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Additional Tags: Teasing, shitpost, Microfic, Not Canon Compliant, Or maybe it is
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The long pause
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by Goldstonegolem64
After the Scratch Sburb was forceful reset causing it delete Millions of different sessions of it's self which caused the game to going into damage control to save as many different players as it could. This caused Sburb to make a micro Universe outside of the new one being made and dumping Millions of humans, trolls and Carapacians on a newly made world to fend for themselves until the game was truly beaten. But three years in the game was three hundred years in the micro universe. So when it tried to pull recollect all the player none of the original players were alive to reclaim .But luckily there was a build in failsafe. A new game that need to be played and new hero's need to step up. But are they ready for the trails ahead of them and are they ready to face a foe who was once thought defeated
Words: 4132, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Other
Characters: John Egbert, Dave Strider, Dave Davenport, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, beck (homestuck), Jane Crocker, Dad Egbert, Dad Crocker, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Nannasprite (Homestuck), Jake English, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Gamzee Makara, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak, Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Lord English (Homestuck), Calliope (Homestuck), Caliborn (Homestuck), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Horuss Zahhak, Kankri Vantas, Porrim Maryam, Damara Megido, Rufioh Nitram, Mituna Captor, Meulin Leijon, Latula Pyrope, Aranea Serket, Kurloz Makara, Cronus Ampora, Meenah Peixes
Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert/Vriska Serket, John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope, Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Davesprite/Jade Harley, Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram, Calliope/Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde, Original Female Character/Original Male Character, Original Troll Character(s)/Original Troll Character(s)
Additional Tags: Fireteam (Destiny), warhammer freeform, Post-Canon, Post-Scratch (Homestuck), References to Halo (Video Games)
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