richard siken, the language of birds / rae armantrout, prayers

[Text ID: The fear: that nothing survives. The greater fear : that something does.

The fear / that all this will end. / The Fear / that it won't. /End ID]

me thinking aw i missed this so wholesome so endearing followed by dan shrieking “our fucking cockkkkssss”

oh victoria…

phil didn’t lie with “dan and phil was a thing” … it’s versus here on and they’re gonna murder themselves in each other’s hometowns <3

i was reading the comments on phil's short and someone said that when he actually posted the insta story back in the day it ended up in an instagram meme page and everyone was horny for his voice what😭

How am I supposed to pop my pussy to a voice named Phil

This is kind of embarrassing

He made the local news for this

I thought all of these pictures were Dan at first glance lmao

some of you guys think you "predicted" ""phan"" or that you "picked up on it" because of your """"Excellent Gaydar™"""". no you did not. you saw two pretty white boys with british accents and you smashed them together like you did every other ship on this hellsite. you don't get to pat yourself on the back because you shipped dan and phil before they came out you just made their lives worse because you took what they wanted to keep private and bludgeoned them over the head in the most disrespectful way possible

But have Dan and Phil deleted their Twitter app? Lol

Should we all take turns writing filler dnp tweets until they come back? Here you go anon <3

as a student of geology i regret to inform you that the geologic eon in which we live today is known as the phanerozoic

so in a way everyone is a phannie <3

dan tweet either today or tomorrow

the dan lingerie pic is a year old...... subjective time perception check does it feel like it's been way longer than a year or like he posted that literally last month for you

hello hello hello! we're live on stereo

my parasocial relationship with dan extends to simply this: i imagine i find his phone on a bench, he offers me money when i return it and i say yes