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angel-maybe-alive · 11 days
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Sjm is incapable of writing good representation for literally anything other than IBS
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angel-maybe-alive · 11 days
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I just love how in Sarah j Maas books the solution for a lot of problems involves some form of Dick either its being dicked down so good your trauma vanishes or being fated by the universe to a proper dick of a guy so he can make your problems vanish
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angel-maybe-alive · 1 month
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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?
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angel-maybe-alive · 1 month
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Look I'm not saying anything
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But those are all from different books
I'm not joking all those characters are different characters
I'm not going to say anything
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angel-maybe-alive · 2 months
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How's everyone week going?
I just saw a couple of instagram comments calling the handmaid's tale "the author's barely disguised fetish " and calling it smut and now I lost completely any hope for the reading comprehension of this generation
Pack up everyone literature is dead porn killed it
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angel-maybe-alive · 2 months
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If you haven’t done so yet you can vote on the other polls as well
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angel-maybe-alive · 2 months
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Look
I got into formula one recently (it's a long story) but you know what it changed me
I can respect now romantasy authors who only write cliche about their psycho fae dream boys it's not good literature, far from it actually i still believe its fucking up a lot of girls spectations about sex and sexuality, But I can respect
Now I was made aware of an author who wrote a full on erotica about a real life formula one driver with his full government name in it, no Hardin Scott type of shit, no no no the guys actual name and his full apparently ai generated face and Slightly more ripped body in the cover.
What happened to shame
This is the type of shit you wrote on wattpad and kept there. If you got too popular, then you would change some stuff, especially the guys name, and maybe publish it, but mostly it would die as free erotica on wattpad.
By the way I'm not against rpf as fanfic because let's be real no multimillionaire is out there on ao3 and if they are they know what they were signing for, something something the fourth wall between celebrities and their fans
But this woman just bought a hammer to the fourth wall with no sign of giving a fuck
I'm baffled, okay.
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angel-maybe-alive · 3 months
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Happy New Year!!!
MTv (1984)
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angel-maybe-alive · 3 months
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Happy new year friendos happy 2024
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angel-maybe-alive · 3 months
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it's the last day you can rb this
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angel-maybe-alive · 3 months
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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
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angel-maybe-alive · 4 months
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Just doing this bc I'm curious/research reasons
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angel-maybe-alive · 4 months
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Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
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angel-maybe-alive · 4 months
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Lore Olympus art is so good and amazing that I found at least 5 different pages whose whole job is redrawing Rachel's mistakes, you know you fuck up when even your fans decide to fix your art
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angel-maybe-alive · 4 months
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I hate that people make fun of Tamlin for playing the "fiddle" mind you the 'fiddle' is just a violin and the biggest difference between the two is the music played on the two and the fiddle is more common with the poor or working class
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angel-maybe-alive · 4 months
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Retelings cliches that piss me the fuck off
♡Alice in Wonderland is about drugs - it could be about society, it could be about neurodivergency but no, white girl doing LSD is cooler, I guess.
♡ what if Superman was evil - then it wouldn't be Superman dumbass, like the main point of Superman is that he is a good person like it's the whole deal hyperpowerful but really good
♡actually any what if the heroes had no morals- then you are just doing Greek myths with extra steps
♡Romeo and Juliet, but one is an oppressor and the other the oppressed - Litterally, both families were in equal standing in society. Why you need to make it abusive for no reason.
♡Beauty and the beast, any reteling of beauty and the beast - no, it's not Stockholm syndrome, no a shapeshifter elf with abs doesn't count as a Beast, and Belle was a nice person In the original why everyone remakes her as a cunt.
♡my book it's just like the hunger games but...-Shut it I need you to please tell me if you understand that no, hunger games isnt just about reality television and a battle royale, I swear to God...
♡Pinocchio but it's about a robot- flower print for spring groundbreaking
♡it's inspired by the works of tolkien- no, it's a transcript of you and your group of only male friends playing dungeons and dragons while high on cheap weed at 03:00 am on the suburbs while listening to pop punk on MTV in 2003, we get it you want to bang a hot elven maiden and slain a dragon
♡is inspired by Harry potter- For the last fucking time Rowling doesn't own the concept of magic schools let go of those fucking chains and let this woman go it's a magic school book just call it that goddamn it
♡it's inspired by fairy tales - Disney version or the cultural ones because one way or the other, your childhood crush on an animated villain shouldn't be the only thing fueling your writing career.
♡it's about Greek gods...-*sigh* I don't even know where to start with those just read something other than Percy Jackson(I love percy Jackson by the way) Lore Olympus and the first page of Wikipedia on Greek mythology and then maybe spend a long time thinking if whatever you are planning to write isn't somehow more misogynistic than whatever the fuck an old Greek scholar wrote thousands of years ago okay.
♡what if (real life bigotry) was reverse - just don't for a first time writing, for someone in a privileged place in society, it's just a bad idea altogether, Dont
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angel-maybe-alive · 4 months
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Me scrolling the hunger games tag: what a beautiful story, an deep look to society numbness to violence and genocide and... they are writing about fucking the fascist aren't they? Cool (ー_ー;)
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