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Bridge collapses, train derailment, planes disassembling midair, cargo ship collisions, power line fires.... many would attribute our collapsing infrastructure to a conspiracy of the elite to sabotage our economic independence. I think we are seeing an acceleration of the competency crisis. It's not that they don't want to sabotage our infrastructure, its just not deliberately planned.
A lot of us live in insulated bubbles of intellectual ability, most of the people you live and meet with on a daily basis are around your level of giftedness. Occasionally though you go somewhere you don't normally, you drop into a convenience store or fast food joint on a road trip and realize that for some people making change from a $20 bill is their personal Apollo program.
100 years of dsygenic welfare subsidies to the economically unviable, this is the result. We will be living in Idiocracy.
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ancaporado · 4 days
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The self proclaimed "banned book enthusiast" when you tell him to read the protocols of the elders of zion, the turner diaries, or camp of the saints instead of a book that was on your 6th grade summer reading list
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ancaporado · 5 days
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ancaporado · 6 days
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Unironically, if you listen to the typical black flag lefty with a non natural hair color, non binary pronouns, who is addicted to door dash, and loves to commit arson anytime there is a police involved shooting, they describe their ideal society as a community housing project with gardens and art supplies - its a mental health asylum and that's where we should compassionately send them.
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ancaporado · 6 days
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ancaporado · 6 days
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I'm sand walkin' different This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a worm I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the axolotl tank, we smokin' Sardaukar Smokin' that Duncan Idaho, south Arrakeen Whale fur deluxe, Mega Millions killed, sietch Tabr, Jacarutu We smokin' sand trout I'm on twelve Duncan Idahos, smokin' on bene gesserit dick We smokin' sandworm banshee boogers We snortin' that good buffalo sardaukar, tamarind, Geidi Prime jibbies They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm the kwisatz haderach That Seleucis Secondus pack hittin' That pussy smell like an ornithopter We smokin' spice in a glass pipe, blowin' the mahdi's bubbles I'm sick in the head, I'm on them sandworm spliffy I'm on them Corrine Gеronimos I'm on them Harkonnen Handgrenades I lеft my still suit in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time I don't give a fuck if I go blind I don't need to see the stone burner anyways I'm high on twelve Duncan Idahos, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh date palm We're smokin' filtered SPICE, you stupid piece of shit I'll fuckin' kill you Call that pussy the spice extract trance because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Ixian gloves The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them Slowly faded into darkness and I let the Djinn take him I need more sandworm banshee boogers Don't be shy, girl, I love me some sandworm maw I'm movin' like Feyd Rautha—Haaanh? Welcome to the spice kingdom, bitch open up Blac Chani, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls My shooter a spice addict, he look like Stiller You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man I threw water rings at the strip clubs under the sietch I pushed the worm through the eye of a needle This shit ain't nothin' to me, man Tied the ops to the back of a ornithopter and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours Motherfucker looked like a Harkonnen reject after we was done with him Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire planet I'm movin' like Muad'Dib She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle They thought I was Lisan Al-Ghaib Top shelf Spice disrupted my circadian rhythm I have seen the Jihad I've seen the Golden Path I was flippin' bricks for The Emperor before y'all even became a type-1 civilization This shit ain't nothin' to me, you stupid piece of shit Step the wrong way and you will perish That pussy feel like the pain box You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, 'cause I don't give a shit If I had a Solari for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke 'Cause I don't give a shit My bitch look like Duncan Idaho I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin' nutsack This shit ain't nothin' to me, man I'll jihad you, you stupid piece of shit
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ancaporado · 6 days
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USA Workers Quitting Trend and % of State by Population
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ancaporado · 6 days
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ancaporado · 8 days
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Inshallah
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ancaporado · 8 days
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ancaporado · 11 days
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Ski Tour on Jackson Lake to a nice charcuterie date with an unbearable view.
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ancaporado · 12 days
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ancaporado · 12 days
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Literally me
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ancaporado · 16 days
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Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a penis, if you are unable to piss?
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ancaporado · 17 days
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i usually reserve the term "backpacking" for when you are carrying a tent in your pack and will be out for more than a day. 8 miles, assuming you move at 2 mph in rough terrain is like an afternoon/day trip, that's still "hiking". Last time I went "backpacking" it was a 60 mile/4 day trip.
when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
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ancaporado · 17 days
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Concealed Carry
In the United States, the term constitutional carry, also called permitless carry, unrestricted carry, or Vermont carry, refers to the legal public carrying of a handgun, either openly or concealed, without a license or permit. The phrase does not typically refer to the unrestricted carrying of a long gun, a knife, or other weapons. The scope and applicability of constitutional carry may vary by state.
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ancaporado · 20 days
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