ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #19
Jongho: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Jongho: And atoms never touch each other.
Jongho: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #18
Seonghwa: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Yunho: *chugs entire bottle*
Yunho: It’s perfume.
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #17
Seonghwa: So what’s for dinner?
Hongjoong, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #16
Wooyoung: Do you take constructive criticism?
Jongho: I only take cash or credit.
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #15
Wooyoung: Bro.
San: What, bro?
Wooyoung: Cover your eyes.
San: *covers his eyes*
Wooyoung: What do you see?
San: Nothing.
Wooyoung: That's what you mean to me, bro.
San: Br- Wait.
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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #22
Jin: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Yoongi: What's that?
Jin: Remorse code.
Yoongi:
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #14
Mingi: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Mingi: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #13
Seonghwa: Yo Wooyoung! Bring me some chips!
Wooyoung: Maybe if you ask nicely.
Seonghwa: Oh wonderful and talented Jung Wooyoung, please bring me some crispy snacks so that I might behold your beauty!
Wooyoung, bringing the chips: That’s more like it.
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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #21
Yoongi: I've killed more people than I can count.
Yoongi: Because I've killed a lot of people.
Yoongi: Not because I can't count very high.
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Hongjoong: I drink to forget, but I always remember
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: you drink banana milk
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #12
*ordering cake over the phone*
Baker: And what do you want the cake to say?
San: *covers the phone and asks Yeosang*
San: Do we want a talking cake?
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #11
Wooyoung: I can explain.
Seonghwa: Can you?
Wooyoung: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #20
Taehyung: I actually have a black belt.
Namjoon: In what, karate?
Taehyung: No, from Gucci.
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #10
Seonghwa: SHIT IM LATE FOR SCHOOL!
Seonghwa: Oh wait, I’m an adult
Seonghwa: I’M A TEACHER
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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #19
Jimin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #9
Jongho: Be serious for a minute.
Mingi: Thirty seconds is my record.
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