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sans lover and at the same time hater cus I wouldn't survive a day with this motherfucker
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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing
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Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!
Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.
#mhmmm i thought it wss about obey me and#i was confused????#but ngl theres some sexual tension happening
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You can change everything, Frisk.
#undertale#drawing#fanart#drawdrawdraw#digital drawing#frisk undertale#frisk dreemurr#frisk#chara undertale#chara dreemurr
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a wild (and tired) Sans appears in your path!
#sans#sans undertale#sans underfell#sans underswap#sans swapfell#papyrus#papyrus undertale#papyrus underfell#papyrus underswap#papyrus swapfell#sans serif#sans skeleton#sans fic#fanfic#ao3 fanfic
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Cupid!
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the idea of Leona being this rude and cold guy who's always minding his own business and hate to be interrupted is ready to go out of his way to attend to a party just because Rosaria is a ladie and he's a gentleman
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😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
are they androgynous enough for everyone taste? cus I want people to be confused asf if it's a man or a woman..
I started with this and I was writing what ideas I wanted to put in the drawing (yes my handwriting is shirt)
the lineart was the easiest process, but the perspective really started to bother me, but I was too lazy to try and fix it, but if you can't guess the position they are in, I'll try to explay
the torso is to the side as the head looks forward, the left arm is more hidden and upwards
(I was listening to this music while drawing, it's really vicious)
#drawing#drawdrawdraw#tumblr draw#digital art#digital illustration#digital drawing#androgynous#listen#im obsessed#Spotify
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ayo silly drawing time!!
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I feel like Tsukishima Kei would be so gentle and apologetic if he ever made you cry
Like he thinks you’re just ignoring all of the playful little insults he’s giving you every now and then until he hears you doing that heavy slow breathing thing as tears fill your eyes💀
Bro turns around so fast his headphones almost fly off😭😭
He’s all like “I didn’t mean to make you cry, sorry.” and if you try to deny that you’re crying or you don’t respond, bro will literally force you to look him in the face and very calmly say “I’m sorry for making you cry, what exactly did I do?” AND HE’LL WAIT FOR YOU TO ANSWER
Like bro IS NOT moving until you answer him, wiping away any tears that fall with the straightest face.
Certainly will not make you cry twice from the same thing after that incident frfr and will pretend that whole situation didn’t happen if you ever bring it up
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tsukishima warms up to you after a while of dating him. at first he recoils at physical affection because he’s not used to it, but once he realizes how touch starved he is after you guys cuddle for the first time, he becomes CLINGY.
when tsukishimas sleepy, hes clingy. when you wake up in the middle of the night and try to unravel from his arms to reach for your phone to check the time, his arm immediately wraps around you and pulls you back toward him, so your chest is flat against his back.
“kei, wait. i just wanna check the time.” you mumble, putting your hand on his bicep. “you can do that later.” tsukishima grumbles, holding you tighter against him. “look, the sun’s not even out yet. you can check it later.”
he’s especially clingy when he wakes up and you aren’t there, but instead in the kitchen, making pancakes with strawberries. he scares you by pressing his chest against your back yet again, icy cold fingers slithering around your waist. “why didn’t you wake me up?” he asks, raspy morning voice filling in the silence. “wanted to surprise you.” you say, slightly smiling as you flip the last pancake.
he’s especially clingy in aftercare, wiping you down, giving you a bath, and changing the sheets. afterwards he makes sure you’re comfortable, and lays you down on his chest, making you smile and melt into his touch.
“you’re so clingy, y’know that? i love that you are though, ‘ts just unexpected from you.” you mumble into his neck, kissing it.
tsukishima rolls his eyes, scoffing. “i’ve never felt as comfortable with anyone as i do with you.” he ignores how on fire he was, that if you were to look up you’d see how red. he moves his glasses from the bed to the nightstand, and you whine, putting his hand on your back. “why’d you move it?” you whine.
he chuckles. “i just had to move my glasses so they wouldn’t break while i sleep. you’re so clingy, y’know that?” tsukishima replies, mocking you. you giggle and he continues to rub his hands up and down your back nonetheless, turning off the nightlight.
“yeah yeah whatever, i love you kei.” you say as you drift off to sleep, a small smile on tsukishimas face as he quietly joins you. “i love you too.”
very ib by kentoloves drabble on this too!
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MC: Dorm check, assholes.
Sebek: Cease addressing us in such a manner, mortal! Particularly in the esteemed presence of Waka-sama!
Malleus: It's alright, Sebek. This human and I are friends.
Sebek: W-Waka-sama?
MC: You heard the dude. Anyway, I'm going to trespass as usual.
Malleus: *chuckles* Our door is open.
Lilia: Hey~! I've cooked breakfast! You should eat with us first!
MC: Fucker, didn't I tell you to never use the fucking kitchen? You're a damn biohazard.
Lilia: *chuckles* Oh come on! I've improved since last time!
Silver: Indeed. I wasn't sent to the clinic after eating his food.
MC: ...
MC: Come here, Lilia. Let me smack you.
Sebek: Stop speaking rudely to Lilia-sama!
MC: Shut up, croc.
Sebek: !!!
Vil: I've been looking for you. You haven't answered any of my messages.
MC: *doing some plumbing work* I'm not accepting that modelling job.
Vil: It's once in a lifetime opportunity.
MC: Not my cup of beer.
Vil: It's tea.
MC: I don't drink tea.
Vil: *sigh* Okay. How about this? What if Grim joins you in this modelling job?
MC: I'm not starving that cat.
Vil: ...
Vil: He doesn't need to go on a diet.
MC: Oh? I saw you eating unseasoned chicken. Don't lie to me.
Vil: ...
Cater: 'Sup, Vil!
Vil: Hello, Cater. I have a job for you.
Cater: Wow. You're not even going to ask how's my day?
Vil: I'm not interested with that. Say, does MC frequently post on Magicam?
Cater: Yeah. Their photos are pretty dope!
Vil: What's their account?
Cater: I'll send it to you. Here.
Vil: *receives it*
Vil: ...
Cater: Pretty neat, right?
Vil: ...
Grim: Mryah! What do you want from me?!
Vil: Grim, you'll have to convince your guardian to be a model and in return, I will buy you premium cans of tuna.
Grim: *frowns a little* Huh? I'm not that cheap. Hench-human doesn't just feed me cans of tuna! I just had a filet mignon last night! Mryah!
Vil: ...
Vil: I can give you more than a filet mignon.
Grim: Nope. Nuh-uh.
Vil: ...
Epel: What's up with Vil? Why is he trying so hard to convince MC to be a model?
Rook: *shows him their photo*
Epel: ...
Epel: Wow.
Rook: Roi du Poison has an upcoming huge project and he badly needs a partner. And MC has met all the requirements.
Epel: ...
Epel: MC and I are close. I can convince them.
Rook: Merveilleux! Roi du Poison will be happy if you did convince them!
Epel: Haha...
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MC: Solomon, I need a spell so I can learn how to play guitar skipping the learning part
Solomon: Magic is a serious thing. There are rules and hectic-
MC: would you do that for a blowjob?
Solomon: rokay!
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MC and Mammon at a fancy restaurant
MC: How much did you spend on this date?
Mammon: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
#obey me crack#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me mammon#obey me mc#incorrect quotes#mammon x reader
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bruh twitter having an limited at how many tweets you can see in a day is so FUCKING DUMB 😭😭 and ik everyone's is saying that but how fucking dumb you can be at the point you simply prevents what your site was created to do 🤡🤡
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