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alpha-canis-major · 5 months
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Hey dog!!! Need some more luck. Love you ❤️
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alpha-canis-major · 5 months
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Favourite trope has to be the most smart, talented, and funny (and depressed) man to ever walk the earth and then the guy that tops him
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alpha-canis-major · 6 months
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Ladies ladies one at a time god damn
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alpha-canis-major · 7 months
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It's my birthday!!! I'm 17!!! Yippie!!!
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alpha-canis-major · 7 months
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No way no waynoway no way
look what i just found are you fucking kidding me
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alpha-canis-major · 7 months
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remus lupin is the most loser boyfriend of loser boyfriends
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alpha-canis-major · 8 months
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Regulus: No you don't get it James. I can't love you. But I do love you and I don't love anyone like I love you.
James: Then why can't you be with me Reg? We could be together, we could be happy together.
Regulus: We can't. The most we could ever be is a tragedy.
James: We can be together Reg. Please don't give up hope on us.
Regulus: I'm not giving up hope, there is no hope.
Regulus: I love you James. Goodbye.
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alpha-canis-major · 8 months
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My next follower will be my 1000th one!!! Thats wild
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alpha-canis-major · 9 months
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Regulus: I just want him rip me open and consume me whole I need him in every way possible.
Evan: Regulus no offence but we are so sick of this. We all desperately need you to get a grip.
Regulus: The only grip I need is his hands gripping my waist preferably very low down.
Barty: Shut up please shut up anyone just say anything else I need this to stop.
Dorcas: I have an idea to make it stop.
Evan: Please, we will literally do anything.
Dorcas: If we just get Regulus and Potter together, we won’t have to hear it anymore.
Barty: But how do we even know Potter likes Reg?
Pandora: Oh, trust us, we have some pretty hardcore evidence.
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alpha-canis-major · 9 months
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Remus and Regulus at their weekly study session in the library
Sirius, storming in: WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE. MY BOYFRIEND CANOODLING WITH MY BROTHER.
Remus: Pads, I am not canoodling with Regulus don't be ridiculous.
Regulus: I would never canoodle with Remus, we're studying transfiguration and it wouldn't harm you to look at the textbook once in a while yourself.
Remus: You would really never canoodle with me?
Regulus: Oh, if I wasn't shagging James you would be number one on my list of people to canoodle with don't worry.
Remus: Oh good, same to you but with Sirius.
Sirius: Wait what Rem- Regulus why are you- JAMES AS IN MY BEST FRIEND AS IN JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER?! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.
Remus: Well, I hope all those 5am Quidditch training sessions were worth it because Prongs is going to need to RUN.
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alpha-canis-major · 10 months
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I want another 4 months pretty please dog 🙏
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alpha-canis-major · 10 months
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The Slytherin Skittles sitting by the black lake
Barty: So Evan, about that date on Friday?
Evan: Shagging in the morning instead of the evening barely counts as a date Crouch.
Barty: Yes it does! Dorcas, shagging in the morning counts as a date right?
Dorcas: If it's just shagging and nothing else afterwards, it's only a date if you didn't share a bed the night before.
Evan: Thank you, at least someone agrees.
Barty: Fine, we won't share a bed the night before.
Evan: Oh you're such a pretentious arsehole, Reggie are you hearing this?
Regulus: Huh?
Pandora: I think Regulus is a bit preoccupied with James Potter and his current lack of a shirt.
Pandora:*passing him some water* Here, you look thirsty.
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alpha-canis-major · 10 months
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Late-night Starchaser chats
James: I like the freckle on your cheek.
Regulus: Oh yeah?
James: YEAH!!!
Regulus: And why is that?
James: It's just so yumyumyum. I want to give it a smooch.
Regulus: A smooch?
James: Yeah, a smooch. A smoochy smooch.
Regulus: You're an idiot y'know.
James: Yeah I know.
Regulus: A smoochy smooch, huh?
James: Shut up.
Regulus: No, I'm genuinely asking, why do you want to give it a smooch?
James: Because it's like a button to your heart, and because our hearts are connected it's a button to us.
Regulus: Our hearts are connected?
James: Not just our hearts, we're connected. Invisible string and all that.
Regulus: Nah our string isn't invisible, it's golden.
James: Golden?
Regulus: It came from you, of course it's golden.
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alpha-canis-major · 10 months
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James:*accidentally walking into Regulus* Oh hey Reg, how are you?
Regulus:*scowling* watch where you're going Potter
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James: I just don't think he likes me Moons, and I don't know what to do with myself because I like him so so so much
Remus: It'll be alright Prongs, and maybe it's better this way so Sirius doesn't kill you
James: Yeah, maybe
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Regulus: I just like him so much
Evan: We know
Regulus: Every single thought I have is about him
Barty: Yes, we know
Regulus: I wish he would just slam me against the wall and have his way with me
Dorcas: Regulus you say this every single day we are aware
Regulus: He's just so ARRRGGGAAARRGGGG and I want to EAT him I need this man biblically he makes me feral
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alpha-canis-major · 10 months
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Omg I have a badge now that's so cute !!
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alpha-canis-major · 10 months
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(First year) James: I'm an only child but Sirius is like a brother to me
(Third year) James: Sirius is basically my brother
(Fifth year) James: Sirius is my brother, here's the legal paperwork
(Seventh year) James: I can't believe I'm dating my brother's brother, this almost feels illegal
(Just after the wedding) James: Omg Sirius is my brother and my brother-in-law
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alpha-canis-major · 1 year
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Everything is good
And the moon is beautiful
And I am in love.
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