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almostafantasia · 3 years
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Are you going to continue 'From the same star?' We are craving it...:)
Maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️ life is pretty shit right now and I’m not in the right headspace for creativity
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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I’ve spent the last few days reading every Clexa fic you’ve posted on AO3 and gosh darn.. have you moved on from Clexa or is there a chance we’ll see more in the future?
Wow, I’m flattered you went through and read everything! The answer to your questions is both yes and no. I haven’t completely moved on from Clexa but I don’t have any intention of sharing any future fics I may write. However there’s a chance I might go back and finish something that’s been left hanging, specifically that Ancient Greece fic inspired by AC Odyssey. I was looking at the google doc for that one the other day and realised that I’ve already written most of what’s still to come so I might post that when it’s done, just for the sake of completion. Other than that, it’s unlikely I’ll publish any more Clexa.
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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get in the queue (a villaneve bartender au)
In which Eve is the owner of the bar that Villanelle uses to pick up women and gets a front row seat to Villanelle's varied and successful seduction techniques. Techniques that she is definitely not going to fall for when she suddenly finds them being used on herself...
Part 3/3
Rating: E 
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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get in the queue (a villaneve bartender au)
In which Eve is the owner of the bar that Villanelle uses to pick up women and gets a front row seat to Villanelle's varied and successful seduction techniques. Techniques that she is definitely not going to fall for when she suddenly finds them being used on herself...
Part 2/3
Rating: M
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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get in the queue (a villaneve bartender au)
In which Eve is the owner of the bar that Villanelle uses to pick up women and gets a front row seat to Villanelle's varied and successful seduction techniques. Techniques that she is definitely not going to fall for when she suddenly finds them being used on herself...
Part 1/3
Rating: M
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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Killing Eve Week - Day 3
Villanelle just wants Eve to be soft with her.
(aka an exploration into Villanelle’s praise kink)
Rating: E Word Count: 2687
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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Killing Eve Week - Day 2
Internationally acclaimed violinist Villanelle finds herself in a bit of a pickle when her accompanist falls sick the day before her debut London recital. Luckily Konstantin knows somebody who can help her out. 
Rating: T Word Count: 8856
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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You and @filthynebula posting new chapters on the same day is !!!! I loved the update and Eve keeping the knife is the most Eve thing she could have done
Happy to be of service! Homegirl has got to have something to remind her of her soulmate while she goes home and pretends that she doesn’t care about Villanelle!
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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From The Same Star
a villaneve soulmates au | read on ao3
In a world where your soulmate’s initials appear on your skin after you meet for the first time, Eve’s life gets turned upside down when the single letter ‘V’ appears on her abdomen on the same day that a senior MI6 official gets assassinated just down the road from where she works.
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chapter ten - quite aesthetically pleasing
The hotel is in complete chaos.
Eve can only stand out in the hallway, barefoot against the plush carpeted floor, and watch through the open door of the room she should be fast asleep in as a small German forensics team gets to work.
Still slightly dazed from the experience of waking up to find an assassin standing over her bed, Eve can’t quite believe that it happened at all. It feels as if it were a dream - no, a terrible nightmare. After all, how could it possibly be real that a dangerous woman broke into her hotel room and then revealed the horrible, distasteful, beautiful mark on her stomach?
Eve wanted to touch it. She still wants to touch it and wishes that she did when she had the chance, because who knows when, or even if, she will have that opportunity again. But touching it would have been giving the assassin what she wanted, and Eve’s stubbornness is simultaneously one of her best and worst qualities.
The worst part about the whole thing is that Eve now knows that the assassin believes in these marks, that she thinks there is some kind of romantic connection between them. Eve scoffs at the thought, even now. That’s not how love works. Attraction, perhaps, but not love.
The encounter with the assassin was … well, it was unlike anything that Eve could have possibly dreamed. Eve rarely dared to imagine what her first conversation with the woman would go like before last night, but she always assumed that it would play out more like a gritty television crime drama - with Eve on one side of an interrogation table and the assassin on the other, a naked bulb flickering above their heads as Eve skilfully plies answers out of her.
It was never supposed to be like this, in the middle of the night in a German hotel room, with Eve barely awake and still dressed in her pyjamas.
What kind of impression is that to give the woman who is, for all intents and purposes, Eve’s nemesis?
What kind of impression is it to give her soulmate?
Now that she has met the woman, Eve is even more confused than before about their connection. Though the assassin clearly believes that there should be something romantic between them, Eve struggles to think of a more ridiculous notion. They are complete polar opposites - one who is a murderer and one who is not, one who does believe in the marks and one who does not, one who is crazy and one who is not.
The most alarming realisation that has come from this meeting is that if Eve wasn’t married, she would probably consider it. The assassin is hot. Eve isn’t too stubborn to admit that, which means that objectively she can see the appeal. If she was single. And if the assassin wasn’t … well, an assassin. If she was just a normal person that Eve met at work, or in a yoga class, or somewhere else entirely normal, Eve would probably be interested.
But would they even have the marks if things were different? Or would they just be two strangers who bumped into each other in a coffee shop once, before forgetting about the other entirely?
Eve certainly wouldn’t have ended up here, feeling a little as though she is the one responsible for an assassin drugging one MI6 agent and breaking into the hotel room of another.
As she watches the German authorities work through the open door to the hotel room, Eve wonders what they’re expecting to find. It had been Carolyn’s suggestion to bring them in, when Eve made the painful call to her shortly after the assassin left, though Eve doesn’t really see the point. They already have DNA on file from two of her previous kills, and Eve doesn’t need them to find a hair follicle or a few skin cells to test to confirm it as a match with the woman she met tonight.
But Carolyn doesn’t yet know about the personal connection between Eve and the assassin, and Eve would still rather keep that to herself for now.
Eve startles out of her own thoughts as her cell phone rings, and she delves a hand into the pocket of the hooded jacket she threw on over her pyjamas to find it.
Speak of the devil…
“Carolyn! Hi!”
Eve does her best to sound enthusiastic, or at least as enthusiastic as she can manage on such little sleep, because she still isn’t sure if she’s currently in Carolyn’s good or bad books.
“Any update?” asks Carolyn, who sounds remarkably chirpy considering the time difference means that it is not yet six o’clock in London.
“They’re still checking the room for DNA,” explains Eve, taking a couple of steps closer to the door so that she can peer inside and watch them work. “And the room next to mine too. Not the one Bill was in, the room on the other side. According to the front desk, somebody by the name of Monika made a last minute booking yesterday afternoon and specifically requested that room. She came into my room via the connected balconies.”
“Monika is an alias, I presume?” asks Carolyn.
“It’s the same name as the gallery employee who was on duty at the time of the murder but I don’t think it’s her real name. She sounded Russian.”
“A Russian assassin?” Carolyn hums thoughtfully. “How irritatingly clichéd.”
Eve opens her mouth to tell Carolyn that the assassin is also blonde and as beautiful as she is glamorous, but manages to stop herself just in time. It probably isn’t the best idea to allude to the assassin’s level of attractiveness, not when the assassin may very well be attracted to Eve too.
“And how is Bill?” Carolyn asks, causing Eve to sigh with relief at the change of subject that will stop her from saying anything stupid to her boss.
Eve glances further down the hallway, where Bill sits on a chair with a blood pressure cuff around his bicep while a paramedic shines a light into his eyes.
“Conscious.”
“Good. As soon as they give Bill the all clear to fly, I want you both on the first plane back to Heathrow. We can’t risk her coming after you again.”
Eve recalls what the assassin said just before she left and she knows that it is unlikely to be that easy to find her again.
“She’ll have left Munich by now,” Eve points out. “Perhaps even left Germany completely.”
Carolyn makes a little noise of agreement, then says, “I expect so too, but you can’t be too sure.”
Eve’s thoughts start to drift as she wonders what the assassin is up to right now, where she went, how she got there. Did she fly to a new city for her next job, some poor person whose mangled corpse will end up on Eve’s investigation board later in the week? Has she gone home, wherever that might be? Does she even have a home? Perhaps she doesn’t, maybe that’s what makes her so elusive. Maybe she lives the nomadic lifestyle, travelling from place to place with nothing but a suitcase full of designer clothes and concealed murder weapons, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake, always one step ahead of the authorities.
One step ahead of Eve.
Perhaps just half a step ahead now. With an arm trailing out behind her that Eve can almost, but not quite reach.
“Oh, and Eve?” Carolyn’s voice cuts through Eve’s thoughts. “I don’t suppose you know why she broke into your hotel room but didn’t actually harm you?”
Eve feels her cheeks start to flush pink and she is grateful that Carolyn isn’t actually here in person. There’s a slight accusatory tone just creeping in around the edges of Carolyn’s words, so subtle that Eve’s own guilt might just be imagining it, but it’s enough that it has her worrying that Carolyn knows there is more to this than Eve has told her so far.
Eve tries to imagine what Carolyn’s reaction would be if Eve suddenly dropped the oh yeah, she’s my soulmate, by the way bomb. Perhaps not anger or even disappointment, but Eve is certain that there would definitely be some silent judgement.
There’s no way that she can admit the truth.
“I think she wanted to taunt me,” answers Eve, knowing that it is a variation on the truth, rather than an outright lie.
“To taunt you?”
“Yeah,” says Eve, closing her eyes as she talks into the phone and letting the assassin’s smirking face swim to the front of her mind. “She knows I’m getting close to her and wanted to rub it in my face that I haven’t caught her yet.”
“Very risky,” says Carolyn.
“She’s a psychopath,” Eve points out. “She doesn’t think about risk in the same way as you and I do. It’s about showing off. About playing a game and having the upper hand.”
“It’s not a game that I entirely approve of,” says Carolyn, and Eve can just picture the stern frown that is probably on her face right now. “You and Bill could have easily both lost your lives and quite frankly, I’m far too busy and important to be filling in the paperwork triggered by that kind of mishap.”
“She’s not going to kill any of us,” Eve insists, hoping that she isn’t going to come to regret making this assurance. “She needs us to play her game.”
“You seem to have a rather good understanding of the rules of this game,” Carolyn comments, and once again Eve is left feeling as though she is being judged for - of all things - being good at her job.
“Yeah, well that’s why you picked me for this job, right?”
Carolyn pauses thoughtfully, then agrees, “I suppose it is. Anyway, Eve, I’d better go. I’ve got to get ready for a breakfast meeting with an abominable man from the Foreign Office. Awful breath. Very eggy.”
“Charming,” says Eve.
“Let me know when you’re both back in London,” says Carolyn, before she abruptly hangs up without so much as a goodbye.
Tucking her phone back into her pocket, Eve wanders down the hallway and stops next to Bill, who thanks the paramedic in German, then pulls a face at Eve as the paramedic removes the blood pressure cuff and walks away.
“You okay?” Eve asks him.
“Just fantastic,” Bill answers, in a voice that is flat and contradicts his words. He leans forward to peer around Eve at where the investigators are still bustling in and out of Eve’s room, then says, “Isn’t this all a bit much? I just want to go back to bed.”
“Carolyn’s orders,” explains Eve. Recalling her recent conversation, she adds, “Speaking of - you’ll have to wait to sleep on the plane. She wants us on the next flight back to London.”
“MI6 really knows how to treat its employees,” Bill comments dryly, arching an eyebrow at Eve. “Drugged by a serial killer and I’m still expected back in the office by lunchtime.”
“Just be grateful that she kept you alive,” Eve points out, not even wanting to imagine how different things might be right now if the assassin had decided to use a slightly more permanent means to incapacitate Bill so that she could have some one-on-one time with Eve.
Bill considers this for a few seconds, then nods, before a slow smile spreads across his face. He nudges Eve’s hip playfully with his hand, before he wiggles his eyebrows at her and asks, “So?”
Eve stares blankly back at Bill, confused about what he is asking.
“So what?”
“So, what’s she like?”
Oh. Eve feels a blush start to rise up her neck as she remembers the encounter that feels like it took place in a different lifetime, not three short hours ago. How can she even begin to describe such an experience? How can she begin to describe such a person?
“Young, blonde hair, pretty eyes,” says Eve, deciding that the physical aspects of the assassin are probably the easiest to start with, because she doesn’t yet know if there are even the words to describe the conflicting array of emotions that the other woman has made her feel in such a short space of time. “The kind of eyes you could get lost in and only realise how dangerous she is when you’re about to drown. She had an accent - Russian, I think, but maybe from somewhere else in Eastern Europe. She was very well dressed. Expensive-looking clothes, fashionable, not your usual get-up for breaking in somewhere. And god, she smelt amazing.”
Bill grins at her.
“Have you got a thing for her?” he teases her, wiggling his eyebrows at her suggestively.
“Of course I don’t have a thing for her!” Eve denies, outraged that Bill could have the audacity to even suggest such a thing. “Not like that. I mean, yes, she’s quite aesthetically pleasing, but she’s also completely insane.”
“In what way?”
Eve shoots Bill a look as if to say seriously?
“You mean aside from the fact that she roofied your drink and broke into my hotel room?”
Bill hums in concession and says, “Point taken.”
Eve hesitates for a few seconds, wondering how much detail she should go into about the marks, because she can tell that it’s what Bill is really curious about. Part of Eve wants to stay silent on the subject, knowing that the more she tells him, the more ammunition he has to use against her the next time he wants to have a bit of a laugh at Eve’s expense. But Eve also realises that she has an opportunity here if she tells the truth, an opportunity to paint the assassin as the crazy one and herself as the rational person who turned down a proposition from her soulmate because she loves her husband instead.
“She showed me her mark, Bill,” admits Eve. “And then she forced me to show her mine. She believes in them. I think she thought that she would just turn up and we would be together. Like, girlfriends together.”
“And what was your reaction to that?”
“I said it couldn’t happen, obviously. I told her that I was already married.”
Bill pauses, his eyes narrowing thoughtfully.
“Let me get this straight - you told an unhinged psychopath that the only thing standing between her and her soulmate is Niko?”
It takes Eve a moment to realise exactly what Bill is implying, and her thoughts immediately rush to think of Niko. Poor, innocent Niko, fast asleep in the bed he normally shares with Eve, who could wake up to find an assassin standing over him too, except that instead of wanting to talk, she wants to kill him.
“Oh god!” exclaims Eve, her eyes going wild as she realises that a few thoughtless words to a very dangerous woman may have accidentally put her husband’s life in danger. “You don’t think she’ll go after him, do you?”
Bill simply shrugs.
“I don’t know. You’re the one who knows her.”
“I hardly know her,” Eve points out. She runs an exasperated hand through her hair and then groans, “Oh god. What have I done? Maybe I should have agreed to whatever it is she wants from me. Maybe it would be safer for all of us if I just give her what she wants.”
“You mean you?”
“I don’t know anymore,” sighs Eve, pacing up and down before she stops next to an empty stretch of wall and leans her forehead against the painted plaster. “Maybe. Maybe I just need to - you know - with her once and then she’ll leave me alone. Leave us alone.”
“You’re not seriously considering shagging a psychopath just to get rid of her, are you?”
It is only when Bill asks the question aloud that Eve realises what a ridiculous plan that would be. And who is to say that the psychopath would be satisfied with just once? What if she really does want it all - the hearts and the flowers and the romance and everything else that Eve is unable to give to her?
“No,” Eve answers. “You’re right. And we don’t want to get rid of her anyway, we want to catch her.” Eve turns around to look at Bill again as the cogs in her mind start slotting into place against each other and turning to form new plans. “But maybe we can use this to help catch her. We know that this is her weakness - that I’m her weakness - why can’t we capitalise on that to bring her to justice?”
“You mean you want to set an assassin trap using yourself as the bait?” asks Bill, arching a sceptical eyebrow at Eve.
“Don’t give me that look,” Eve warns Bill, shaking her head at him. “You know it makes sense. She’s not going to hurt me. I’m, like, ninety-nine percent sure of that, so all I have to do is get her to trust me and then we’ll have her.”
“I think I preferred the sex plan.”
“Of course you would,” Eve says, rolling her eyes. “You dirty pervert.” She sighs, then takes out her phone again and scrolls through her contacts, before saying to Bill, “I should call Niko. You know, to warn him to watch out for psychopaths that may want him dead.”
“Good luck!”
Eve taps the screen and lifts the phone to her ear, taking a few paces down the hallway towards the lift for some privacy as she listens to it ring. It doesn’t take long for Niko to pick up, much to Eve’s relief, but he answers with a disgruntled huff.
“You’d better have a bloody good reason for calling me at this ridiculous hour.”
Eve grimaces to herself as she realises that England is an hour behind. She pictures Niko being woken up by her call, shaggy hair tousled and sticking out in all directions, his mouth pressed into a frown beneath the bristles of his mustache.
“Sorry, I forgot about the time difference. It’s so good to hear your voice. I missed you, that’s all.”
“That’s why you’re calling me at five thirty in the morning?” asks Niko, and Eve winces again as she realises that maybe it was a bit of an overreaction to call him at all.
“And to let you know that there’s been a change of plan and that I’ll be flying home today.”
Niko is silent for a few seconds, before he asks, “Is everything okay?”
“Of course!” insists Eve. “Why wouldn’t it be?”
“You’re only an hour ahead and you’re not normally a morning person.”
“Yeah, well…” Eve can hardly tell tell him that her sleep was rudely interrupted in the early hours by the unexpected appearance of her soulmate. That kind of news can’t be conveyed over the phone, if Eve should even share it with him at all. “I didn’t sleep well. Unfamiliar bed, you know? And I missed you.”
Niko hums softly, then says, “I know, you already said.”
Guilt settles in the pit of Eve’s stomach, as if the assassin showing up in the middle of the night for a conversation is tantamount to cheating on Niko. It’s not, but it feels like Eve should be apologising for something, like she has betrayed him by not doing more to get rid of the assassin sooner.
“Do you want to go out tonight?” Eve asks Niko, as the guilt gnaws away at her insides. “It’s been ages since we had a date night. We could get dinner, I could wear that dress you really like…”
“I can’t tonight,” Niko interjects. “I have plans.”
“Oh?”
“We have a training day at school today,” Niko explains. “No kids. So it’s basically just an excuse for us to knock off early and go to the pub. But there’s some leftover bolognese in a container in the fridge that you can help yourself to for dinner.”
Eve wrinkles her nose up at the thought of one of Niko’s teacher gatherings, glad that he can’t actually see her. From previous experience, Eve knows that teachers can be dull as hell. Not that Niko is dull - Eve loves him dearly and no issue with his profession - but she’s been to enough of his staff drinks and Christmas parties to know that being in a room with more than one teacher at a time is a recipe for confirmed boredom. They complain about their workloads and problem students and Ofsted inspections and it’s very hard for a non-teacher like Eve to participate in the conversation at all, especially when she has no interest in any of the above. In their early years of marriage, Eve attended everything like the diligent wife she was, until Niko offered her a reprieve and said that her attendance, while appreciated, was never mandatory.
In fact, Eve is quite relieved at the prospect of an evening alone in her study while Niko drinks beer and competes with his colleagues over who has to teach the naughtiest class on a Friday afternoon.
Except…
Except that Gemma might be there. And Eve doesn’t like the idea of Niko spending an evening talking and laughing with her over a few drinks.
She would rather listen to the boring tales of classroom misdemeanours than sit at home on her own, knowing that Niko is spending Friday night with his soulmate rather than Eve.
“Can I come?” she asks, teeth digging into her lower lip as she waits for Niko’s answer.
Predictably, he sounds surprised.
“Really?”
“Yeah,” says Eve, before she elaborates, “I feel bad that I had to go away on a last minute work trip and it’s been ages since I saw your colleagues. Unless I’d be cramping your style if I showed up?”
“Nonsense,” Niko says, his tone warm and reassuring. “You could never cramp my style. Of course you can come. I’ll text you when I know which pub but it’ll probably be The Swan.”
“I’ll meet you there after work then,” Eve tells him.
“Looking forward to it,” says Niko.
The poor man probably means it, too.
“Oh, and Niko?”
“Yes?”
“Be careful.”
“Be careful?” Niko parrots back, laughing to himself as if Eve’s well wishes are insane. “It’s just a training day. With a bit of first aid, then a safeguarding refresher, I think the worst that will happen is extreme boredom.”
“I know. But London is a dangerous place. So just watch out that you don’t get mugged getting off the tube, or swept up in a crowd of tourists visiting the Dungeons on your way to work, or something.”
Eve can hear the amusement creeping in around the edges of Niko’s voice as he replies, “I’ll keep that in mind.”
“Okay. Awesome.”
“I love you,” says Niko. He pauses, then adds, “Please never wake me up this early again.”
“I won’t! See you later!”
“Bye, Eve.”
Eve hangs up, feeling marginally better now that she’s spoken to Niko. He is perhaps the only thing still tethering Eve to normality. Without him, who knows which dangerous place Eve would find herself floating away to.
“He’s not dead then?” asks Bill, arching an eyebrow as Eve wanders back towards him.
“Not yet,” answers Eve, shaking her head, before she adds dramatically, “I might die tonight though.” When Bill’s eyes widen in horror, Eve is quick to explain, “Of boredom. I agreed to go to one of Niko’s work drinks things.”
“But you hate those,” Bill points out, having heard Eve complain about Niko’s dull colleagues many times before. “Wait, is that because you’re feeling guilty about what happened here?”
“Absolutely not,” insists Eve. She hesitates, then admits, “It’s because his soulmate might be there.”
“Ah, I see,” says Bill, raising his eyebrows knowingly. “Checking out the competition.”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” Eve scolds him. “I’m just curious, that’s all.”
“Curious,” repeats Bill. “Got it. I bet that your assassin was curious too, right before she broke into your hotel room.”
“Stop it,” Eve warns him. “I’m nothing like her.”
“Of course you’re not.”
Eve narrows her eyes at Bill. His deadpan expression is difficult to read. Eve can’t tell if he believes her or if he’s mocking her.
“We need to get back to London,” says Eve, eager to change the subject before Bill gets the opportunity to delve into Eve’s relationship with the assassin again. “I think…” Eve trails off and closes her eyes for a few seconds, considering her next words before she says them aloud. “I think I need to tell Carolyn about the marks.”
“No more secrets then?” Bill asks.
“Nope. No secrets.”
Eve sends a hand into the pocket of her hoodie and lets her fingers close around the cold handle of the switchblade that the assassin forgot to pick up off the dresser when she made her hasty exit earlier. Eve doesn’t feel guilty about stashing it in her pocket before the investigators arrived.
It’s a souvenir, Eve tells herself. Not a secret.
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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Me, staring at my own fanfiction:  man, I wish this would update.
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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Absolutely love your characterization of e and v in FTSS. Thank you for sharing!
Yay, I’m so glad you approve of their characterisations! Thanks for reading!
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almostafantasia · 4 years
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From The Same Star
a villaneve soulmates au | read on ao3
In a world where your soulmate’s initials appear on your skin after you meet for the first time, Eve’s life gets turned upside down when the single letter ‘V’ appears on her abdomen on the same day that a senior MI6 official gets assassinated just down the road from where she works.
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chapter nine - woman to woman
Villanelle is pleased with her outfit. It had been easy enough to find a traditional German dress during her shopping trip earlier in the day, with countless shops across the city selling such costumes to tourists.
The dress itself is made of a dark green fabric, stopping just above her knees and given volume by the layers beneath the skirt. There is a red gingham apron tied around her waist, then the dress extends upwards into a bodice that is laced up at the front, accenting her cleavage which is revealed by the low neckline of the frilly blouse she wears beneath the dress. Villanelle has completed the Look by parting her hair straight down the middle and neatly plaiting each half, tying each braid with a ribbon that matches the colour of the dress.
It suits her, she decides, as she admires her reflection in the mirror before leaving her hotel room. Villanelle knows that she looks good in most things, but her blonde hair and fair complexion suit this look in particular and will allow her to blend in perfectly.
It’s laughable how predictable Eve and her companion are. Of course they decide to visit one of the city’s largest beer halls on their first night in Munich, just as Villanelle expected them to. She could have definitely still made it work if they’d made different plans, such as going out to a restaurant for dinner or even staying in at their hotel. The outfit would have been more conspicuous elsewhere, but Villanelle knows that being able to adapt to new situations as they arise is one of the reasons why she is so good at her job.
As it is, there is no immediate need to change her plans. She follows Eve and the man as they leave their hotel and descend into the nearest U-Bahn station. They’re too engrossed in their conversation with each other to notice that they have a tail, but Villanelle hops onto a neighbouring carriage and watches them through the grimy window that adjoins the two, just to be cautious. The last thing she needs is for Eve to recognise her and cause a scene before Villanelle can get her alone.
As soon as they leave the train a few stops later and return to the streets above, Villanelle is certain that she knows exactly where they are going and splits from them, taking a different route to the beer hall. It is easy - almost too easy - to blend in with the other staff in outfits that are almost identical to Villanelle’s, and the hall is far too busy for anybody to pay her any attention as she fills tankards with beer and serves customers as if she works here every day.
A few minutes pass before she sees them, easy to spot because nobody else has hair quite as magnificent as Eve’s. They order beers much further up the bar, laughing and joking together in the way that people who are familiar with each other do. Villanelle feels a surge of jealousy that this man gets to spend time with Eve, with Villanelle’s soulmate, and she hopes that there is no romantic involvement there.
That would just complicate matters further. Villanelle’s current plan doesn’t allow for that to be a possibility.
With their beers in hand, the pair move away from the bar and Villanelle watches them carefully, making a note of exactly where they sit. 
Her first job - to make sure that the friend is out of the picture.
Tonight is going to be so much fun.
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“Germany has the best beer in the world,” says Bill, taking a seat on the bench opposite Eve and placing two large tankards of light beer on the table between them. He lifts one of the tankards and holds it in the air between them, then says, “Prost!” before he takes a swig.
“Prost,” Eve mimics him, her American accent curling around the unfamiliar word in a way that feels very stilted, as she raises her own glass and then takes a sip. She mostly gets the frothy head that sits on top of the amber liquid, but then she takes a second sip and hums at the way the beer slides smoothly down her throat. 
“Right?” asks Bill, his eyebrows twitching upwards as he asks for Eve’s validation. “Good, isn’t it? And where better to enjoy it?”
He gestures around at the beer hall, which is large and old, with pillars that stretch from the tiled floor to the elaborately decorated ceiling. It is furnished with long wooden tables where the visitors sit on benches, dining on plates of white sausages with sauerkraut while drinking from huge tankards of beer just like the ones that Eve and Bill have. The staff all wear traditional dress - lederhosen for the men and dirndls for the women - and there is even an oompah band playing a jaunty tune in the corner.
It’s almost as if somebody has tried to cram every possible German stereotype into a single place.
“It’s definitely something,” admits Eve.
Bill must be able to tell that Eve is a little distracted, because he reaches across the table and covers one of her hands with his own, before he asks, “What’s on your mind?”
Eve lets out a frustrated sigh, then confesses, “I just can’t believe our bad luck about the CCTV!”
“I know,” agrees Bill. “When Weber first mentioned it I thought it seemed too good to be true.”
“Can you imagine how great it would have been to go back to London and tell Carolyn that we had her on camera?” says Eve, letting out groan as she drowns her sorrows in another sip of beer. “It would have been huge. Monumental, even. She’s never been caught on CCTV before. Not actually killing, anyway.”
“She’s getting careless,” says Bill. “And as much as it pains me to admit it, I think she’s getting careless because of you.”
“I don’t know if I’d call it carelessness,” Eve counters, shaking her head. “Arrogance, perhaps. I think there is a part of her that thinks she can’t get caught. Maybe even a part of her that thinks I won’t let her get caught.”
“Because of the marks?”
Eve flings her arms out in a dramatic shrug, then says, “Maybe our assassin is a hopeless romantic.”
Bill sniggers at this.
“God, I hope not.”
“What do you think she meant by the letters she carved into the victim?” Eve asks Bill. “I mean, they’re obviously my initials but I can’t make sense of why she would do that? What message is she trying to send to me?”
“A warning perhaps,” suggests Bill. “Maybe she’s trying to deter you from looking for her. Or it could have been a really twisted love letter.”
“Bill…” Eve groans, slapping his arm playfully.
“I’m not joking,” insists Bill, though there is the faintest hint of a smile on his lips. “Perhaps she’s trying to appeal to your romantic side.”
“I don’t have a romantic side. Niko can attest to that. I forget to buy him a Valentine’s card every year.”
“And what’s his take on this whole situation?” asks Bill, looking over the brim of his tankard with interest in his eyes as he drinks from the glass.
“He doesn’t know it’s her,” Eve admits. “I told him I didn’t know who the mark was about, which was true at the time. And now we have this new policy where we just don’t talk about the marks - mine or his. We don’t even acknowledge that they’re there. We’ve been having sex in the dark so that we can’t see them.”
“Sounds healthy,” jokes Bill.
Eve wonders if she is supposed to tell Niko that she knows who gave her the mark on her stomach. Would he even want to know or would he rather she kept it to herself? The original argument that led to Eve sleeping on the couch for a few days stemmed from her keeping the mark a secret and when they made up with each other Niko expressed a desire for Eve to be honest with him. But how would he feel if he knew that Eve was connected to a world-class assassin in such a way? Would his opinion of Eve change based on this information, even if she tells him that it means nothing to her?
Once again, Eve’s mind wanders to Niko’s mark. Though he insists that Gemma will only ever be a colleague, perhaps a friend at most, Eve can’t help but see Gemma as a backup option for Niko. Since they reconciled, Eve has been trying to be the perfect wife - not staying late at work as often as she used to, trying to spend quality time with Niko when she is at home, even initiating sex more regularly than before - all in an attempt to keep him on her side. Despite his promises and assurances, Eve doesn’t want to give him a good reason to discard her in favour of Gemma, not when her own ‘backup option’ is nothing more than a heartless killer.
Sensing the turmoil in Eve’s mind, Bill leans closer across the table and gives her a reassuring smile.
“The marks don’t have to mean anything, you know,” he reminds her.
“That’s easy for you to say,” says Eve, reaching for Bill’s left hand and flipping it over to reveal the Japanese script on his palm. “You married yours.”
Bill looks down at his own mark with fondness, then back up at Eve.
“I’m going to tell you a secret,” he says, a glint of excitement passing through his eyes. “Keiko wasn’t my first.”
“First what?” 
“My first soulmate.”
“You had another?” gasps Eve.
Her own soulmate woes are suddenly forgotten as Bill reveals this new piece of information. She has worked alongside Bill for the best part of a decade and he has been married to Keiko for almost as long. Eve thinks they make the perfect pair, different enough to keep things interesting but incredibly similar in their attitudes and opinions. Bill and Keiko have come over for dinner at Eve and Niko’s house countless times and she has always been a little bit jealous of the bond that they have, being able to communicate with each other through apparent telepathy via little glances and smiles across the dinner table.
Eve struggles to imagine Bill with anybody else, and though she has heard the occasional tale of a misspent youth that paints a picture of a man much different to the one that she knows today, he has never once mentioned another soulmate.
“When I lived in Germany, I got some letters on my chest,” he explains, touching his sternum through his shirt to show her where the mark was. “To this day I still have no idea who it was. But when the letters appeared, I was desperate to know and so I slept with nearly every man and woman in Berlin trying to find somebody with the right initials. It was completely self-destructive. I think if I’d found somebody who matched my mark, I would have clung to them, even if they were the wrong person.”
Eve knows that Bill is trying to warn her against doing something rash, but his words have little meaning to Eve because the situation is completely different. For a start, Eve actually knows who her mark refers to, and though she is more than a little bit curious about their assassin, her curiosity is professional and has little to do with the mark on her stomach.
“I’m not like that,” Eve attempts to dismiss his warning, though she finds it very hard to look Bill in the eye as she says this. “Anyway, I have Niko.”
“But does Niko have you?” asks Bill, his eyebrows raised.
“Of course he does!” scoffs Eve, trying to sound outraged. “What kind of question is that?”
“Forget I even asked,” says Bill, quick to reconcile.
“Niko has a mark too, remember? And he actually knows his and sees her every day. Some slapper at work called Gemma.”
Gemma may end up being perfectly lovely, but Eve finds that picturing her as a gorgeous seductress with long legs and enormous tits actually helps, because it would be so much worse if Eve ended up losing her husband to somebody completely average.
“Okay, but Niko has integrity. I’d be more worried if you suddenly met your soulmate and started getting to know them.”
Eve almost chokes on her drink and takes a few seconds to compose herself, before she asks, “Are you saying that I don’t have integrity?”
“No, I’m saying that your integrity is selective, and I think the sudden appearance of a hottie masquerading as your soulmate, psychopath or otherwise, might cloud your judgement a little bit.”
“The only chance I have of meeting her is if we catch her,” says Eve. “We should be working twice as hard as we are to make that happen, not getting drunk on German beer.” Eve takes a long sip from her glass, despite her words, and hums in satisfaction, before she reluctantly concedes, “Really good German beer.”
“We’re allowed to take a night off,” Bill reminds her. “After a couple of beers each we’ll both sleep really well and be able to look at the case with fresh eyes tomorrow morning. Maybe there’s another clue that we’ve missed so far.”
Eve hums in a non-verbal agreement, though her mind is still haunted by the memory of the face of the assassin who remains just a few steps ahead of them at all times.
“God, I hate her so much. It’s like she’s trying to ruin my entire life - my marriage, my job. It would be nice to know just something about her in return for all the hassle.”
“I get it, Eve,” says Bill. “The curiosity can be almost unbearable. Just promise me that you won’t ruin something good for a connection that might not exist.” 
“I’m not about to leave Niko for anybody, least of all a psychopath.”
Niko is safe, he’s comfortable, like an old sweater that might have a couple of holes in it, still perfectly fitting and holding too much sentimental value to throw away. 
The assassin is the exact opposite of him, dangerous and unpredictable, hard edges where Niko is soft and familiar. She is a stiletto heel to Niko’s comfortable jumper, an attractive prospect at first but increasingly painful as time goes on, to the point of complete agony.
Bill is right. Sweaters are much more Eve’s thing that stilettos.
She does look good in heels though...
“Good,” Bill says in a firm voice. “I know he doesn’t set your world on fire, but he’s a good man.”
“Does Keiko set your world on fire?” 
Bill shrugs, and then replies, “Sometimes.”
Eve waits to see if Bill will elaborate on his elusive reply, but all that happens is that a slow smirk spreads across his face.
“Just to be clear, are you…?”
“I’m talking about sex,” Bill confirms, still grinning slyly at Eve.
Eve thinks of Niko and tries to figure out when the spark disappeared, when sex stopped being something exciting and became something that they do because it’s what a husband and wife are supposed to do. Eve knows that there must have been a time when Niko made her feel truly alive, but she struggles to associate that feeling of excitement with anybody other than the assassin. Niko makes her happy, he makes her feel appreciated, but he doesn’t turn her inside out with lust.
Maybe he never did.
Maybe that’s why she never got his mark.
“You believe in them, don’t you?” Eve asks Bill, gesturing towards the mark on Bill’s palm, which he traces fondly with the fingers of his other hand. “Elena thinks it’s all bullshit and Kenny is just indifferent but you believe the marks are real, right?”
Bill lets out a sigh that hangs heavy with introspection.
“I believe there is a reason for them,” he tells her, a more serious expression on his face than Eve has seen so far tonight. “But that doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s true love, just that there is a connection between two souls. Maybe you’re supposed to catch her. Maybe you’re the one who brings her down.”
Eve nods thoughtfully, hoping that what Bill says is true.
“What would you do if your mark changed again?” she asks him. “If Keiko’s initials disappeared and somebody else’s showed up? Would it change anything?”
Bill shakes his head and answers, “Not a thing.”
“You’re sure?”
“Positive,” Bill says firmly. “There was a time when that kind of thing would excite me, but I’m too old for that now. I’ve had my fun, but I’ve got Keiko and Emiri now. With or without the mark, they’re my life.”
Eve contemplates this for a few seconds, then laughs under her breath as she shakes her head and reaches for her drink.
“You sappy git.”
Bill drains the rest of his beer and puts the glass down on the table with a thud. Getting to his feet and climbing over 
“Come on. Drink up, I’m buying you another.”
Eve eyes up her glass, still half full of amber liquid, and shakes her head.
“No more for me,” she tells him. “I’ll get bloated if I have another after this and then I won’t sleep well.”
“Your loss,” shrugs Bill. “Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be back in a sec.”
As Bill moves towards the bar to buy himself a second drink, Eve’s hand instinctively goes to touch her stomach, pressing her fingers into the mark through the material of her top.
If it’s purely professional, if Bill is correct that she is just supposed to be the one to catch this woman, Eve decides that she can be okay with that.
- - - - -
Eve Polastri is beautiful when she sleeps. 
She is curled up on her side with the covers pulled up to her neck, knees tucked up to her chest so that she takes up the minimum amount of space on the bed. Villanelle smiles to herself as she realises that they will be compatible bedfellows when the time comes - after all, she likes nothing more than to stretch her long limbs out across as much of the mattress as possible while she sleeps.
Or perhaps Eve would want Villanelle to spoon her. Villanelle has never been one for spooning before, but that’s less about the actual position itself and more because she hasn’t slept with anybody that she likes enough to spoon them. There is no good end of the deal when it comes to spooning, either you get a mouthful of hair or you have to deal with somebody breathing down your neck all night. But Eve is Villanelle’s soulmate and she would do anything for her, which includes overheating at night to hold her from behind.
Maybe Eve would rather face Villanelle while she sleeps. Villanelle would like that too - she would be able to stare at Eve’s peaceful features just as she does now, to admire Eve’s flawless skin and the curls that splay out across the pillow, the way that her full lips are slightly parted and she lets out soft little noises sometimes when she exhales.
It’s not creepy to watch Eve in her sleep. It would be creepy if Villanelle wasn’t Eve’s soulmate, but she is, which makes it romantic instead. This is all just a big romantic gesture - luring Eve to Munich, working out what hotel she is staying at, breaking into the room in the middle of the night and watching Eve’s peaceful slumber from the chair in the corner.
It’s as romantic as hearts and flowers.
Shit. Flowers. Should Villanelle have brought Eve some flowers?
Maybe next time…
As nice as it is to watch Eve sleep, to commit each beautiful detail of her face to memory, it’s not why Villanelle is here. She hasn’t gone to such extraordinary lengths to be in the same room as Eve, only to not have a conversation with her.
Villanelle pushes herself up out of her chair and stalks silently over to the bed, stopping only to check her appearance in the mirror as she passes. Satisfied that she looks incredible enough to greet her soulmate, Villanelle approaches the bed and leans over Eve’s sleeping form. 
“Eve,” she hisses softly.
When Eve does not stir, she tries again, slightly louder this time.
“Eve.” 
Still nothing.
Reaching out with one hand, Villanelle gently prods Eve’s shoulder with her index finger and whispers, “Eve, it’s me.”
Eve stirs slightly, but her eyes remain closed and she just pulls the covers tighter around her shoulders as she lets out a sleepy hum.
God, she’s beautiful. It really is a shame to have to wake her up.
Villanelle gets bolder and uses her fingertips to brush aside some of Eve’s hair that is falling across her face, then rests the palm of her hand against the soft skin of Eve’s cheek.
Eve subconsciously leans into the touch, a tiny smile gracing her lips which seems to spread out through the point when their skin touches, along Villanelle’s outstretched arm, until she is smiling down at Eve too. As Eve continues to rouse, Villanelle squats down beside the bed so that her face is at Eve’s eye level, watching in delight as Eve’s eyelashes flutter open and she rubs at her face sleepily.
Eve blinks once, then twice, before the cutest little crease forms between her eyes as she frowns at Villanelle in confusion, perhaps still not quite awake enough to fully understand what is happening.
“Hi, Eve,” says Villanelle, a slow grin spreading across her face. “You’ve been looking for me?”
Eve’s eyes blink suddenly wide, then she rasps, “Oh my god,” before letting out a hoarse yell.
“No!” Villanelle cries out, shifting the hand on Eve’s cheek down so that it covers her mouth instead. “Shh! Stop screaming!”
Eve thrashes about on the bed, trying to free herself from the covers. With her hand still over Eve’s mouth, Villanelle quickly vaults onto the bed and mounts Eve, one knee on either side of Eve’s hips to pin her down to the bed.
“Stop it!” says Villanelle, wrapping the fingers over her free hand around Eve’s throat and squeezing just hard enough to temporarily limit her air supply. “I don’t want to kill you!”
Eve’s eyes go wide, almost bulging out of her skull as Villanelle’s fingers constrict around her windpipe, but the muffled screaming against Villanelle’s other palm stops.
“I came to talk,” continues Villanelle.
She relinquishes her grip on Eve’s throat and Eve starts to gasp and splutter as she draws air back into her lungs. Villanelle lifts her other hand too, but remains straddled across Eve’s hips, ready to pounce if Eve starts to scream again.
“Are you going to behave?” Villanelle asks, arching an eyebrow at Eve. “Don’t make me smother you with a pillow. That’s not why I’m here.”
“Why are you here?” 
An American accent? Now that Villanelle wasn’t expecting. She wonders what else about Eve Polastri will end up surprising her.
“To talk,” Villanelle answers with a little shrug. “Woman to woman. I know you’ve been looking for me too. I’m going to get off you, but if you are thinking of trying something stupid, remember that I am faster and stronger than you.” 
Villanelle climbs off the bed and checks out her appearance. Her outfit, which cost nearly two thousand Euros in this afternoon’s shopping spree, is slightly crinkled from her tussle with Eve on the bed, and she smooths it down with the palms of her hands until she is satisfied with the way she looks again.
When she turns back to the bed, she finds Eve now sitting up against the headboard, hugging her knees as she regards Villanelle with caution. There is fear in her eyes, and does she not realise that Villanelle is her soulmate? That she has nothing to be afraid of?
“How did you get in here?” Eve asks, her voice still husky from being choked.
Villanelle’s eyes flicker over to the sliding doors that lead out onto the balcony, then she answers elusively, “I have my ways.”
Villanelle returns to the chair she was sitting in earlier as she watches Eve sleep and moves it closer to the bed, before taking a seat again. She pulls a knife out of her pocket - the same knife that she used to carve Eve’s initials into her most recent victim just a few days ago, and flicks it open. She has no intention of using it, but she can feel Eve’s gaze drop to the blade and hopes that it provides sufficient warning against trying something stupid.
“My colleague is next door,” says Eve.
It feels like it is a thinly veiled threat, or at least a warning of her own to stop Villanelle from doing anything to harm Eve. Not that Villanelle would harm Eve - that would be like hurting a part of herself. Besides, Eve’s warning holds no actual weight, considering the fact that Villanelle dealt with the colleague much earlier in the night.
“He won’t be able to help you,” says Villanelle, twirling the knife between her skilled fingers. “He’s not going to hear you if you scream.”
Eve’s eyes widen suddenly.
“What have you done to Bill?”
“Relax, Eve,” says Villanelle, rolling her eyes. “I slipped a mild sedative into his drink earlier. He is sleeping like a little baby.”
“You did what?”
Villanelle smiles to herself in smug satisfaction. As expected, her earlier disguise worked perfectly. Nobody ever looks for something that is right in front of them. They were both far too absorbed in their own lives to consider that the assassin they’re looking for would dare to get that close, and it had been far too easy to spike the drink of Eve’s companion when he came up to the bar alone to order another beer.
“Didn’t you see me? At the beer hall? Did you not feel me watching you?” Villanelle pauses, then adds, “Shame. I looked really cute in lederhosen.”
“What do you want from me?” Eve asks.
“I want to see your mark.”
“My…” Eve pauses, then says, “I don’t have a mark.”
The lie itself is almost as cute as the little twitch in Eve’s eyebrows as she feigns confusion.
“Eve, please,” Villanelle snorts. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
Villanelle stands up and untucks the hem of her shirt from the waistband of her trousers. She can feel Eve’s eyes burning holes through her body as she lifts the fabric to reveal her stomach, where the letters ‘EP’ sit, inky black against her pale skin, even in the lamplight.
“It’s not me,” lies Eve, though the way that her eyes are fixated on Villanelle’s mark with a combination of disbelief and awe. “I don’t have uncommon initials. Bill’s daughter...”
“Your friend’s daughter isn’t tracking me down on behalf of MI6 though, is she?” Villanelle points out. “This is fate, Eve. You and I are supposed to meet.”
“I don’t think the universe intended for you to break into my hotel room,” Eve replies, dragging her eyes back up to Villanelle’s face with a thoroughly unimpressed look in her eyes.
So this is how it’s going to be, huh? Eve wants to play hard to get. It’s lucky that Villanelle is very determined when she knows what she wants, and right now she wants to see Eve’s mark.
“Are you going to let me see it?” Villanelle asks once more, letting the hem of her shirt fall down to cover her stomach again, before she tucks it back into her waistband, careful not to crinkle the material. 
“Why don’t you give me your name and I can tell you if the letters match?”
She’s clever too. Villanelle can only feel herself getting more and more excited with each second that she spends in Eve’s company. Nothing, not even the wild fantasies of Eve and this moment that have been keeping her awake night after night, could ever have lived up to reality. 
But if Eve wants to learn her name, she’s going to have to work a little harder than this.
“Nice try,” smirks Villanelle, shaking her head. “Which letters did you get?” When Eve says nothing in response, Villanelle rolls her eyes and clicks her tongue against the roof of her mouth, before she continues, “Eve, I already told you that I’m not going to hurt you.”
Villanelle makes a show of flicking the blade of the knife back into its handle, then leans across to set the blade on top of a nearby dresser, where it is out of reach of both of them. She holds her hands up in a surrender, palms facing outwards to show that she has no intention of harming Eve.
Eve has no reason to know about the other knife concealed inside her shoe, nor the length of garroting wire coiled up in her back pocket. If Eve continues to behave herself, Villanelle won’t need either.
“Happy now?” asks Villanelle, raising her eyebrows at Eve in a challenge.
Eve waits a bit longer, clearly reluctant to give Villanelle what she wants. But then, with her eyes still firmly fixated on Villanelle as if afraid that Villanelle will reach for the knife again if she looks anywhere else, she sits up properly and lets her hands fall to the bottom of her pyjama top. Villanelle’s eyes follow the hem of the t-shirt as Eve drags it upwards, wondering how high she’ll lift it. But then the hypothetical glimpse of underboob no longer matters, because Eve has an enormous ‘V’ on her stomach and it might be the sexiest thing that Villanelle has ever seen.
Eve’s mark is in exactly the same place as Villanelle’s, just to one side of her navel, though slightly bigger. Villanelle had been curious as to whether Eve would have one letter or two and she is pleased that it is just the one. Villanelle hasn’t gone by her birth name in years and she doesn’t like the thought of giving anybody, not even her soulmate, access to her past. Villanelle doubts that Eve knows very much about her at all at the moment, not even what the ‘V’ stands for, and she quite likes the idea of leaving Eve to figure that stuff out by herself. Like a test of worthiness, just like leaving those clues in the art gallery. Having to listen to Konstantin berating her over the phone for ten minutes for being careless had been worth it when Eve showed up in Munich.
“That is so sexy,” says Villanelle, her voice barely above a whisper as she stares at the mark committing it to memory. “Can I touch it?”
Eve lets the material of her t-shirt fall down and cover the mark, as if covering it up is going to stop Villanelle from lusting over it. It’s futile - Villanelle can see that ‘V’ on the inside of her eyelids each time she blinks.
“No.”
“You can touch mine,” offers Villanelle, one of her hands going for the hem of her top again.
“I don’t want to touch yours.”
“Why not?”
Eve hesitated for a few seconds, and then answers, “Because I’m married.”
“To..?” Villanelle’s eyes flick to her right, gesturing with a little tilt of her head at the wall that stands between this room and the adjacent one where the man Eve referred to as Bill is currently passed out for the foreseeable future.
“To Bill? God, no. He’s just a colleague.”
The face of ridicule that Eve pulls at the mere suggestion fills Villanelle with relief because it would ruin her romantic night with Eve if she had to vault across to another balcony to murder the man next door. But Villanelle’s relief is only momentary, because if the drugged, easy-to-kill man next door is not Eve’s husband, that means somebody else is instead, an obstacle that will not be quite as easy to knock down at this present moment.
Villanelle shudders slightly at the thought. She has had to deal with husbands in the past, which means that she knows from experience that it has the potential to end badly.
This time will be different, Villanelle reassures herself. This time there are two marks instead of just one.
“You’ve seen it now,” says Eve. “So tell me this, what does the ‘V’ stand for?”
Villanelle takes a couple of steps over to the bed and perches on the very end, far enough away from Eve that she doesn’t think Villanelle is up to something. She isn’t up to something, she just wants somewhere to sit, but Villanelle can tell that Eve is wary of every move that she makes.
“I can’t give you all the answers,” Villanelle says, as she tucks one leg up beneath the other.
“You haven’t given me any answers.”
Villanelle smiles. This is what she has been craving her entire life. Somebody who will challenge her, somebody who will bite back. Over seven billion people on the planet and every single one of them has bored Villanelle, until now.
Until Eve.
This is fun. This is the kind of thrill that Villanelle only ever gets from killing.
“Then ask away,” says Villanelle. “I am an open book.”
She spreads her arms out, gesturing to show just how open she is.
“Who do you work for?”
Straight in there with the difficult questions. That’s my girl, Villanelle thinks to herself.
“I don’t know. I just kill whoever they want me to kill.”
“You have no idea who asks you to do it?”
Villanelle shrugs.
“Nope.”
“Surely you’re a little bit curious?” 
Villanelle would be lying if she said that she wasn’t curious, but she knows not to ask questions. In her line of work, curiosity can get a person killed. Villanelle knows to keep her mouth shut and her eyes forward.
“As long as they pay me well, I don’t care.”
“How much do they pay you?” asks Eve, firing question after question at Villanelle, who is beginning to wonder if her ‘open book’ comment was perhaps a little too encouraging of Eve’s curiosity that borders on annoying.
Curiosity will get Eve killed, if she is not careful.
Not by Villanelle, though. Villanelle would never hurt Eve.
“A lot. I am very rich, Eve.” Villanelle leans slightly closer to Eve, propping up her body weight up on one hand. “I could take care of you, buy you anything you wanted. You wouldn’t need to work anymore.”
Eve folds her arms across her chest and replies, “I like my job.”
“Because I’m your job?” Villanelle challenges her.
Eve does not reply, but she regards Villanelle through slightly narrowed eyes, as if she is an unusual specimen in a lab to be examined.
“Your husband,” barks Villanelle, feeling slightly uneasy with the way that Eve looks at her. It’s not cool, Villanelle is supposed to be the one here with the upper hand. “What’s his name?”
Eve stays quiet, as if she thinks that the only way Villanelle can possibly learn this information is if she opens her mouth and tells her.
“You know I’ll find it out anyway,” Villanelle points out, raising an eyebrow.
Eve remains silent for a few more seconds, before she reluctantly conceded and says, “Niko.”
“Niko,” repeats Villanelle. The name leaves a bitter taste in her mouth. “You don’t have his mark, do you?”
“No,” admits Eve.
“And does he have yours?”
“No.”
Excellent news all round. It seems that the stars really are aligning in Villanelle’s favour. She can still sense some hesitation from Eve, but that’s probably to be expected. Eve has, after all, only just woken up to find that her soulmate is in the same room. All she needs is a bit of time to fully get used to the idea.
“I don’t know what you think is going on,” says Eve, “But if you think that I’m going to leave my husband for you because of these marks, then you’re wrong.”
Villanelle’s jaw clenches instinctively. Eve is stubborn, that’s fine. Villanelle would probably find Eve incredibly boring if she didn’t provide a little bit of a challenge.
“Why do you like him more than you like me?”
The look that Eve gives when she hears Villanelle’s very reasonable question, is as if it isn’t reasonable at all, but instead entirely ludicrous.
“Because I love him and I made a commitment to him and that doesn’t just change because of this.”
“Is it his penis?” asks Villanelle, her question fuelled by jealousy. It must be his penis - Villanelle can’t imagine this random man having anything else that is better than what Villanelle has. “Does he have a massive cock? Is that what it is?”
Eve’s face turns slightly pink as she gets flustered.
“It’s a completely normal size, thank you. Not that it’s any of your business.”
“If it’s a dick thing, I can give you any size you want,” Villanelle promises, thinking of her nice little collection in her apartment in Paris. “If you want a little one, or one that is big and girthy - I can do it all. I’ve even got one that curves a little towards the tip, I think you’d probably really like that one.”
“Stop it,” says Eve, her forehead creased into a cute little frown.
Ignoring Eve’s protest, Villanelle continues, “Or you can have the dick, if that’s what you’re into?”
“I said stop it!” says Eve, raising her voice and causing Villanelle to recoil slightly at the sudden outburst. “This isn’t a thing. I’m not leaving my husband for you just because we share marks. You’re hardly girlfriend material anyway. You’re a psychopath!”
Any semblance of being in a good mood that Villanelle has from finally being in the same room as Eve disappears from her body, trickling out as if Eve’s use of the word psychopath has pulled the plug out of a bathtub full of happy emotions. Villanelle has heard the word before, has been called that and so much more by everybody else in her life. Psychopath, crazy, monster - Villanelle has heard everything and it never affects her because she doesn’t care what other people think of her.
It hurts when Eve says it. Villanelle feels the word sting her, not in her chest like a knife to her heart, but in her abdomen, like Eve has taken a blade and sliced it through the flesh where Villanelle’s mark sits against her skin.
“That’s not a very nice thing to say to your soulmate, Eve.”
“You’re not my soulmate! You’re just somebody who happens to have my initials marked on them. Whatever big romance story you think this is, well it isn’t happening. We’re not having a happily ever after. I’ve already got that with Niko.”
“You’ll change your mind,” says Villanelle, certain that Eve will come to her senses soon. Destiny will prevail over whatever fear is holding Eve back.
“No, I won’t,” Eve says, shaking her head determinedly.
“Then that’s your loss,” says Villanelle, getting to her feet and standing next to the bed. “I’m amazing. I could have sex with anybody in this city if I wanted to.”
“Go on then,” says Eve, lifting her chin in a challenge, her eyes flitting briefly to the door and back again. “I’m not stopping you.”
If it was anybody else defying her, Villanelle would probably get angry and stab them, or if they were really pissing her off then she would strangle them with her bare hands, just to watch the life shrink from their eyes as she squeezes their windpipe with her strong fingers. 
Eve’s disinterest annoys Villanelle, but not to the point of murder. 
“Look at us, Eve,” she says in a soft voice, smiling instead of getting angry. “Our first fight.”
“You’re delusional.”
Delusional. Crazy. Monster.
Psychopath.
Eve doesn’t mean it. Eve is just trying to hurt her because she doesn’t know how else to respond to this.
Time. That’s what Eve needs. Time to consider what her current life is lacking and what Villanelle could offer her. Time to realise that the connection they share is worth far more than a piece of paper and a pair of rings. Time to understand that there is a reason for this, a reason for the universe bringing them together.
Villanelle reaches into her trouser pocket and takes out a smartphone, which she places flat on the palm of her hand and offers it out to Eve.
“What’s that?” asks Eve. “Wait, is that my phone?”
Villanelle watches in amusement as Eve scrambles about looking for her phone elsewhere, first checking the bedside table and then fumbling with the bedsheets to see if it has gotten lost somewhere under the covers. When she finds nothing - obviously, because her phone is in Villanelle’s hand - she scowls at Villanelle, apparently frustrated that she hadn’t already noticed that it was missing when she woke up.
“Take it,” says Villanelle, taking a step closer with the phone held in her outstretched hand. “Call your boss.”
Eve eyes the phone warily, as if Villanelle could have tampered with it to make it explode in Eve’s hand, but she doesn’t take it.
“Call your boss and tell them that you’ve caught me.”
Eve still doesn’t take the phone. The frown on her face only seems to get more intense.
“I thought so.” Villanelle puts Eve’s phone down on the nightstand, within Eve’s arm’s reach, then takes a couple of steps backwards as she says, “Just in case you change your mind. You probably have a couple of hours before I’m out of the country.”
“Where are you going?” asks Eve.
Villanelle sinks her hands into the pockets of her trousers and strides towards the door of the hotel room.
“Home.”
“Where’s that? Russia?”
Villanelle digs her teeth into her lower lip to fight off a smile as she shakes her head, before she purrs, “Eve. Darling. Either you want to know me or you don’t. You can’t pick and choose.” 
Reaching for the door handle and pulling it open, Villanelle turns to Eve at the last moment.
“We’ll see each other again soon,” says Villanelle. “I am sure of it.”
And then she steps out into the corridor outside, closes the door, and leaves Eve Polastri behind.
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Hey. We are desperately waiting for a new chapter of our fav soulmates. Please!!
I’m trying! I’ve been seriously lacking any motivation for this fic recently and the next chapter is really important for me to get right. But the good news is that I did manage to write a few sentences last night so hopefully the inspiration will pick up again soon! All I ask for is a little bit of patience because I’d much rather make you wait for something that I’m proud of that rush to put out something sub-standard.
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The 1st Killing Eve Week - August 31st-September 6th
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what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs
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Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey in a nutshell
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