Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

A group of robot girls passing around a USB flash drive with a mild computer virus on it like a blunt and getting high on the code fuzz

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car