alittlegayjellybean
Don't tell lies in heaven or an angel will get mean
Britt. 21. MA. She/Her.
I am but a humble citizen of this garbage pile, and I enjoy filling it with lesbians, so welcome aboard.
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The hella gay dildo giveaway
Around these parts, WE SAY GAY. And we love dildos. I’m giving away a rainbow-striped, limited edition dildo from Fun Factory. IT’S SO PRETTY.
You’ve got a week to enter — giveaway runs through Wednesday, July 13th. Open to entrants in the US and Europe.
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Masturbation memories: A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!
It’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm room and typed up my very first sex toy review. My blog is now a teen, the same age I was when I fell in love with a girl for the first time. Should I be asking my blog about its sexuality? Honey, you know you can come to me with anything.
I could yammer on about how different everything was back in 2007, because BOY WAS IT, but there are more pressing matters here, such as getting free sex toys into your hands! I’ve gathered 50 prizes for this giveaway, and I can’t wait to bestow them upon you.
Enter to win now! (ends 10/27)
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GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse
Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+!
Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!
Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries!
#giveaway#sex toy giveaway#apocalypse#survival kits#free stuff#2020#giveaways#sex toys#win#dildos#vibrators#quarantine
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Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.
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A handful of recent print orders! Mostly Artisan Guild and custom Hero Forge models.
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i’ve been crying about soft-hearted shy muscle woman for a week now, okay?
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you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole
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“I don’t speak Russian, but you will take your strange photograph of a horse and you will like it, asshole.
What the hell?
I do not know what's going on. I'm tired and use online translators to fake fake Russian signatures. I am afraid how quickly my parents get old.
I do not believe that your ancestors will grow rapidly if you continue to look at them. for time is a river that flows like the sea, and does not take a single prisoner. Do you trust what your fingers say? set them free
Finally, people speak normal language
ah, another who speaks the highest language! I am glad to meet you. I am also afraid of how quickly my toes fall and fear for the future of my little brother
Has anyone smoked weed in this thread?”
Fuck y’all. If you’re gonna pull this shit, at least say something interesting.
я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.
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Stick your hand in large container of rice/beans/rocks/etc.
human instincts
ghost detection
no one here knows you but they all hate you
go pet that large predatory animal
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Just had my nth conversation with someone about mask-wearing today - yet another well-intentioned moron who was like
‘But the virus is gone now’ (it isn’t)
‘But the mask is uncomfortable’ (ventilators are worse)
‘But you’re young, you won’t die’ (having this thing could impact my health for decades to come + it’s my responsability to protect those who’re more vulnerable than I am because that’s how society works)
‘But are you going to live in fear for the rest of your life’ (taking concrete safety measures actually helps me feel more in control and less worried)
‘But are you going to give up everything and stay inside like a rat’ (no, but I’m definitely going to decide what’s worth risking my health for, and shopping for bread rolls is not very high on my list of literally-to-die-for activities)
‘But what if they never find a vaccine’ (then we’ll get used to the situation just like we got used to a thousand other things like seat belts, bike helmets, and increasingly weird true crime podcasts).
I know it’s tiring to have people call you paranoid all the time - but you’re right and they’re wrong. Check the news, keep a safe distance from others whenever possible and keep wearing your mask!
(Btw that thread is full of interesting stuff.)
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and the two side by side….. love some good sun and moon imagery
print shop here
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