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THE EVIL DEAD
dir. sam raimi
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trying to bash out a shortish ash birthday smut fic while it is also my mother's birthday is nothing short of awkward
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MINORS DNI 18+
BRUCE WAYNE leaves you sloppy. His unmatched endurance and stamina ensure your exhaustion, showing you exactly what a sex toy feels like. Manhandled into every position before your brain even had time to process where he wants you to go, those massive hands gripping your hair and your hip to yank you back onto his cock. It fills you up like no other, and pulls out your brains along with it. Sweaty, and panting hard, he leaves you in the mess on the bed. Your makeup is smeared and running, your hair a rat’s nest, and your pussy pulsing with the after effects of every cruel orgasm he drew from you. You’re sore and you’re positive you didn’t even do anything, a blur of buzzing pleasure and euphoria. Unable to think about anything else other than him and what he's just reduced you to. Some animal desperate for release, mewling and begging for him.
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BATMAN V SUPERMAN : Dawn of Justice
Dir. Zack Snyder ‧ 2016
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BATMAN V SUPERMAN : Dawn of Justice
Dir. Zack Snyder ‧ 2016
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BATMAN V SUPERMAN : Dawn of Justice
Dir. Zack Snyder ‧ 2016
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BATMAN V SUPERMAN : Dawn of Justice
Dir. Ben Affleck ‧ 2016
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someone on instagram made a custom evil dead ash ken doll and i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed him so badly
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BATMAN v SUPERMAN : DAWN OF JUSTICE
Dir. Zack Snyder
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regular ash in the bishoujo figure outfit and pose
closeup under the cut
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old art from last year that i’m genuinely shocked i didn’t post feat: my version of Bruce
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Happy Birthday to the world's wettest raccoon of a man
What a fucking mess. I love him.
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Belated Valentine's Day (Ash Williams x GN!Reader HCs)
Warnings: none
A/N: so, i was so busy writing something else for valentine's day that i didn't finish in time i forgot to write anything for this blog. oops.
Ash isn't always good with dates
He'll remember your birthday, his own birthday, Halloween, Christmas and the 4th of July, but holidays that he doesn't consider to be that important are almost always forgotten about
Unless the two of you make definite Valentine's plans, he will forget that it's a holiday that exists
He's in the camp of 'it was invented by Hallmark to sell greetings cards' (even though the first Valentine's card was sent hundreds of years before Hallmark existed) but if you get him something for Valentine's Day, he will get you something in return
he makes sure to get home from work before you do so he can get things ready
he bought one of those weird heart-shaped steaks with his staff discount and the cheapest wine he could find, and ran a bath for the two of you with some bath salts even though he doesn't know what they're supposed to do
unfortunately, ash is more of a shower person than a bath person so when you come home, he's lounging in lukewarm water that's spilling over the side of the tub, beckoning you to join him
'happy valentine's, baby' 'ash, valentine's day was two days ago' 'doesn't mean i can't still do things for you'
before you get in, you make sure to drain some of the water out so you can put more hot water in
if it wasn't for the fact that his skin gets all pruney, ash would stay in the tub with you until it went cold just to be naked with you
although he could be naked anywhere with you, being in the tub together makes you physically closer to him
once you get out of the tub, you'll make dinner together
ash will likely insist on making it himself as a treat for you, but he can barely be trusted with a microwave
after dinner you'll likely stay in since you'll be wearing pyjamas or robes and you'll see where the night takes you
he promises to remember next year, but chances are he won't
(not that it matters anyway, your anniversary is more important)
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