Tumgik
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Note
okay but the real question here is whether or not aro would want barbie to join the volturi.
hear me out -
• she's considered extremely beautiful in every universe she's in so she could at very least greatly assist Heidi
• she's a professional at pretty much everything which would be very convenient to have around as aro wouldn't have to hire humans to do things like fix things around the castle which would lead to lots of questions
• she seems to be very well liked by every character in her universe meaning she could help with diplomatic relations
I think she would make a good addition to the volturi and since you're the closest thing I have to an expert consultant, thoughts?
It depends if she's gifted or not.
Aro seems to run a tight ship and while Barbie is undeniably amazing, without access to the multiverse in which Barbie is amazing at everything she does ever/sometimes has god like powers, it's harder to see how extraordinary she is.
He may suspect she has a gift simply because she's eeriely talented at absolutely everything. No one's this talented at everything. So she could get turned and get a trial period for that, but depending how that gift manifests she either stays or she goes.
246 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
i always knew twilight was a crazy offender of putting out "floating head" merch with pictures of the characters cropped weirdly,,
but truly, this is the worst i've seen
Tumblr media
hello?? ? ??? what is happening here??
Tumblr media
he's quite literally a floating head, i don't know how much longer i can do this
335 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Note
What if Walter White was a teacher at Forks Highschool? Is there any amount of shenanigans that could get any one of the twilight cast to take the role of Jesse? And if so, who?
Depends.
The reason Walter White gets started in Breaking Bad is not just because of the lung cancer but also because Hank introduces him to just how easy it is to make money cooking meth. Walter sees the haul, sees the amount of money coming in, and thinks, "I could do that easily and better". This, of course, also gets him in contact with Jesse who offers him a relatively safe entry into the world of crime (as he knew Jesse as a student).
While it's hard to say, it seems that in Forks in Twilight, there was no meth lab nor extensive drug trade as we see in Breaking Bad in Albuquerque. Walter White would be going to other cities/towns to trade and meet up with partners.
If he's making meth by himself in Forks out of the way then I imagine he's doing it on his own as he has no Jesse already in the business who he knew. Walter will try selling to... whoever who will probably gut him.
Edward likely knows Mr. White is making meth, but pities him do to the cancer and his family's finances. Edward takes Walter's initial thoughts at face value that this is for his family and he feels he has no choice. That he's proud of earning this money for himself is not something Edward necessarily sees as a worrying sign.
The Twilight plot doesn't interfere with Breaking Bad and Bella has no idea her mean Chemistry teacher was a king pin.
54 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
Coming out of retirement to share what my school put up today
27K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
258 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Alice Cullen | Baseball scene | Twilight (2008)
433 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Hi guys! I can’t afford food right now and I would really really appreciate it if y’all could buy some earrings from me!! My prices range from $12 to $50!! I also have an instagram where I have more inventory and earrings!!
(I’m also working on a full collection of pride feather earrings!)
Please consider helping out an indigenous beadwork artist this holiday season!! đź’ž
192 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
jake & ed
1K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
jacob & edward
477 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
[[repost of an ask]]
4K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Actually…. I don’t mind the Persephone and Hades thing Edward Cullen does in midnight sun. But I think it would be a lot better if when he sucks the venom from her, and tastes that first drop of pure blood, he realizes that he is Persephone, bound to Bella by blood and by heart (as he says, vampires never fall out of love). He stays with her for half a year, and then, in New Moon, when Edward leaves Forks, and Bella isn’t allowed to follow, trapped as Hades was, he leaves her for about 6 months as well. Forced to return, though, as he had that Bella’s blood, and is bound to her world forever.
803 notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
The largest suspension of disbelief required in all of twilight is the fact that Edward is genuinely terrified of Bella’s reaction to him sparkly. Like he genuinely is convinced this 17 year old that is obsessed with him is going to run screaming because he’s sparkly. Unrealistic. Blocked.
1K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Who are we all to assume that Edward and Bella didn’t use protection on Isle Esme????? You think Edward “I have contingencies for every possible Bella-in-danger scenario and a few extra backups just in case” Cullen didn’t think “I took sex ed 78 times I should bring these”??????????
Instead we should all be assuming that his venom nut either burned right through it or shot out at a velocity that destroyed it.
2K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
In honor of Heidi Klum’s amazing Halloween costume…
2K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even
48K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red
88K notes · View notes
alicecullenswitchwife · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
moodboard of rosalie breaking the salad bowl in twilight (2008) after finding out bella already ate
8K notes · View notes