Mr. Compress: Those who like me, raise your hands!
Dabi: And what if we don鈥檛 like you?
Mr. Compress: Then raise your standards
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Dabi: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Mr. Compress: Dabi, that's a coma.
Dabi: Sounds festive.
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Dabi: I was arrested for being too cool.
Shigaraki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Toga: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Mr. Compress: Really? Name one law
Toga: Don't kill people?
Mr. Compress: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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League of Villains (but make them Llamas)
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League of Villains (but make them Llamas)
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kaminari has a revelation.
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Mr Compress: Wanna see a magic trick?
Spinner, on his phone not paying attention: Sure
Mr Compress: Alright I鈥檒l just need your phone
Spinner: *hands him the phone*
Mr Compress: *stuffs it in his pocket* Ta da! Now you鈥檒l pay attention to me
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Mr. Compress: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Toga: Okay, but in my defense, Twice bet me 50 cents I couldn鈥檛 drink all that shampoo.
Mr. Compress: That鈥檚 not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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