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Andy!21, he/it, Autistici am begging you to talk to me about shakespeare or pathologic
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)
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self advocacy is so sexy cool and I'm so good at it
me when my school housing office tells me there’s no need for me to be administratively placed this year :) since all my accommodations will be met during the standard lottery :) so i go through the standard lottery :) and am placed in a housing situation actively hostile to my registered needs and accommodations :)
#he replied so quickly and he was so freaked out and apologetic and I felt a little bad because he's basically a one-man housing office#like he does so much all the time and hes such a sweet guy and he works so hard#but also these are my accommodations so like. I do need those met actually !!#anyway yeah we're getting it figured out. all is good all is chill all is well#I mean#we are gonna need a fifth roommate and none of us have any friends so that's like...a thing. we'll definitely need to figure that out.#but y'know. I'd rather have to track down a fifth roommate than live somewhere i can't realistically live
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me when my school housing office tells me there’s no need for me to be administratively placed this year :) since all my accommodations will be met during the standard lottery :) so i go through the standard lottery :) and am placed in a housing situation actively hostile to my registered needs and accommodations :)
#the housing guy is so sweet so i tried so hard to be nice when i emailed him#but like. dude. this could all have been avoided if you just fucking placed me when i asked you to.
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tumblr is the ideal ecosystem for this feature because we all LOVE:
clicking buttons
inflicting targeted harm on each other
kitty cats :3
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regretfully. I think I do like the boop o meter.
#don't think this means I forgive u tumblr.#but yeah idk the april fools day features are usually fun#and this ones cute ! I like it !
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whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom
#have i slept? no i have not who the hell do u take me for#am i now confident i know more about robert armin than anyone else on this godforsaken campus? u bet ur ass!!!
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love that my professor has basically decided on my future career for me. i’m his TA this semester and he keeps being like “andy i want your thoughts on this, as a future professor yourself” or “do you have any thoughts on where you want to teach one day.” it’s so silly i love it. like?? yeah dude i might really enjoy being a professor one day but i’d really like to finish my junior year first if thats cool with you <3
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i forgot what the post was gonna be……. i made these n then my brain stopped after that step
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This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
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#you can’t make me choose just one bro#cigarettes gasoline smoke and chlorine are the big ones#but paint exhaust sharpies and tar are also excellent#the only ones i really can’t stand are mold and sulfur
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made by mochimonki on tiktok but i can’t stop thinking about it
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