Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK
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My most recent spread!! I had so much fun with it, and I’m really happy with how it turned out 🥺 i hope you guys like it too 😎💗 i spent a really long time trying to draw the title of the series and even though it’s kind of messy, I’m pretty satisfied with the results :)
If y’all wanna be mutuals on insta, just shoot me a dm! Im @ for.infinitea
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Some people are saying that Robbie Shapiro would've been Jake wheeler if he was in the chucky universe, I say nah
He would've been Tiffany Valentine cuz both of them are whores and both of them have a fat ass. I close my case.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS FDBGFNHGJH,MGFNYDBRVSBTNYFMUG,GFTER
*polyams your theater kids*
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That's Jori and you can't tell me otherwise!
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Alternate ending, polka-dot man lives. Maybe instead of being crushed my Starro, maybe Starro missed and the impact just flinged him off somewhere and knocked him out. I dunno if it makes sense, either way I can dream.
My sister said “he’s gonna die” a few seconds after he did. When he got nuked I audibly said “no!” Damn. Edit: David shared this fanart to his stories again 🙏
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Gay Grandparents energy, ugh! I love them!! <33
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THEY ARE A SET!!! DO NOT SEPARATE THEM!!
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My Headcanons for the beloved trio <33 (If it's kinda unclear to see, Cat is Genderfluid, tori is a Demigirl and both of them are Lesbian, and Jade is Pansexual!)
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Not done!! (Also André's Omni with a pref for women and the flag is even in his shirt y'all!!!!!) (Not a ship post)
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Now... let me elaborate! (Not a ship post)
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Rob getting affection from his bros, I kinda need to get the hang of digital art :/
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