if you were to take a shot every time pence mentioned “biden’s tax cuts” or fracking, you’d have died of alcohol poisoning by now
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daft punk’s “harder better faster” but the 2020 version is donald trump’s “weaker sicker poorer”
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ultimate campaign slogan: “I brought back big 10 football”
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donald trump was literally praising himself for going up against big pharma ten minutes ago but now he's praising himself for being so involved with them
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“WOULD YOU SHUT UP MAN” “KEEP YAPPING MAN” “GOOD LUCK” JOE BIDEN DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE
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"this man doesn't know what he's talking about" 🤝 "I'm sorry to say I don't know who this man is"
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this moderator is going to get eaten alive tonight
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“a lot to unpack here” YEAH no SHIT
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“promised to remain silent” yeah ok bud
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back to my brand!! liveblogging the presidential debate today!! hop on to cnn or your preferred news site while it’s still just getting started!
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