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adambrooksacting · 1 year
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Guess who made the cast for Macbeth!
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Work from home, but keep it cozy! Keep it on-brand! Paladin: Oath of Customer Service
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adambrooksacting · 1 year
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One of my fondest memories was giving my PCs an actual 80s van and they went *feral*.
Like, “No, the quest can wait. There’s a mall nearby and I now have to buy leg warmers for my character because you did this and you can only blame yourself,” feral.
I did. I did blame myself. And I was *damn proud of it*.
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adambrooksacting · 1 year
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D&D Player Options, but none of you silly conventions:
Dwarves: No hair. Anywhere. Not even eyelashes. Nope. Just angry, hard-boiled eggs.
Elves: Clumsiest people in the world. Slobs. Fingers always shaded orange from artificial cheese dust.
Halflings: Unlucky. Can’t hide easy. Why? They glow. They are always surrounded by a neon glow.
Dragonborn: Just humans who, from birth, are gifted with an extensive, pervasive, and all-encompassing knowledge of dragons. Which don’t exist. At all.
Half-orcs: World’s. Greatest. Scientists.
Aarakocra: Only variants are pigeons, turkeys, geese, and the rare swan.
Warforged: Need to be recharged every night. Can only use one specific type of cable to charge. Only one artificer company makes the proper (and overpriced) cable. They complain and sometimes won’t charge when you use a third-party cable. Constantly needs to return to town for software updates, which seem to degrade their functionality. New Warforged are always being created EVERY. YEAR. New ones ALWAYS have improved features. Must sign contract with actual devil to upgrade.
Humans: Can only level in non-fantasy classes like Accountant, “Spicy” Accountant, Mall Cop, Lobbyist, or Carnival Ride Operator.
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adambrooksacting · 1 year
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This is, without a doubt, my favorite D&D supplement of all time, and I recommend it to everyone I know just so they, too, can experience the joy of giving a player a Fanny Pack of Holding.
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adambrooksacting · 1 year
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I love that this post option on Tumblr feels like just another excellent troll.
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adambrooksacting · 1 year
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Tumblr really said, “What is dead may never die,” and “I live, I die, I live again,” all in the same damn breath.
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adambrooksacting · 3 years
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Episode 68: It Can't Rain Everyday
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adambrooksacting · 3 years
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Sunset Grid Episode 4 - Yeast Mires and Liver Wires
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Episode 67: The Vicarro Enclave - Baptism by Fire
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Episode 66: The Vicarro Enclave - Tell the World I'm Coming Home
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adambrooksacting · 4 years
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Sunset Grid Episode 3 - Déjà Venue
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adambrooksacting · 4 years
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Sunset Grid Episode 2 - Wastin' Time on I-99
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adambrooksacting · 4 years
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Sunset Grid Episode 1 - Pursuits in Neon
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The SpellCast: Sunset Grid - Track 2: Dorothy's Lab
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adambrooksacting · 4 years
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The SpellCast: Sunset Grid! - Track 1: Cloud 9 Cruise Lines
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Episode 65: The Undercellar Horror - Fangs for the Memories
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