percy being told that you burn what you'll miss the most and immediately burning his blue jelly beans to talk to his mom. i don't think anyone understands how much of a big deal this is to me
actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .
deleting all my dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (save the world at 12, share an underwater kiss at 16, gets his memory wiped and only remembers me, then we fall into a pit of death together, survive, then share a kiss where our parents rivalry started)